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Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by charvaka Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:03 pm
http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/
Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks
'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne
June 1, 2011 | ISSUE 47•22
LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a
royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people
worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have
divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every
possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a
terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I
never really had any interest in being married in the first place,"
announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British
press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale,
but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got
out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll
never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the
assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back
into Buckingham Palace.
Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks
'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne
June 1, 2011 | ISSUE 47•22
LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a
royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people
worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have
divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every
possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a
terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I
never really had any interest in being married in the first place,"
announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British
press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale,
but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got
out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll
never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the
assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back
into Buckingham Palace.
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:18 pm
charvaka wrote: smiled, and walked back
into Buckingham Palace.
to his positively radiant bodyguard
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:18 pm
you making this up?
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by charvaka Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:22 pm
Who, me? Or nutmeg? I just posted a news item from the most reliable news provider in America. Not sure what nutmeg's source is -- perhaps the BBC.
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:45 pm
I am just surprised at the language used in a public conference. Usually such things are brief and high level. They don't go in maligning other people like this. "...And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Hence finding it hard to believe.
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:55 pm
unbelievable !
i wont blv this until pres. obama confirms this on national tv.
i wont blv this until pres. obama confirms this on national tv.
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Nila Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:56 pm
Okay...I knew it is going to flop, but really didn't expect it this fast!
He is bald and she is too much for him!
He is bald and she is too much for him!
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:04 pm
google has picked up this news nowhere yet, not even the onion article... I see search results 'speculating' their divorce, seeing him alone in public events, etc.. how come?
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by Hellsangel Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:06 pm
You give The Onion too much credence for a site that spoofs.Tracy Whitney wrote:google has picked up this news nowhere yet, not even the onion article... I see search results 'speculating' their divorce, seeing him alone in public events, etc.. how come?
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by doofus_maximus Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:12 pm
Tracy Whitney wrote:google has picked up this news nowhere yet, not even the onion article... I see search results 'speculating' their divorce, seeing him alone in public events, etc.. how come?
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Re: Prince William divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks
by doofus_maximus Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:20 pm
onion and fb
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