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Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:02 pm
I nominate our own Sandilya Ji for this portfolio
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:13 pm
confuzzled dude wrote:I nominate our own Sandilya Ji for this portfolio
i differ. it should be headed by a true PIS member such as yourself or idefix or Appallama.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Hellsangel Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:25 pm
You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:20 pm
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:confuzzled dude wrote:I nominate our own Sandilya Ji for this portfolio
i differ. it should be headed by a true PIS member such as yourself or idefix or Appallama.
Hey hey, don't disappoint Sandilya gAru now, he is always very excited about these Iftars, what else would be felicitous than appointing him to oversee those parties. Actually, I was gonna suggest you [secretly] host one in your Kansas basement for your 'C' gang (on SuCH)
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by MaxEntropy_Man Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:25 pm
Hellsangel wrote:You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
that's exactly how i feel about the second amendment supporters in the US.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Hellsangel Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:28 pm
MaxEntropy_Man wrote:Hellsangel wrote:You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
that's exactly how i feel about the second amendment supporters in the US.
You think resistance is futile?
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by bw Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:40 pm
Hellsangel wrote:You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
obama and his goons are leftie liberals? when did that happen?
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Vakavaka Pakapaka Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:37 pm
What will a vegetarian like me do there?
If I give a speech, they will look at me the way Hindus looks at Akbaruddin Owaisi and become pieceful.
I think the best candidate for this is Rashmun.
If I give a speech, they will look at me the way Hindus looks at Akbaruddin Owaisi and become pieceful.
I think the best candidate for this is Rashmun.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by nevada Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:53 pm
Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:What will a vegetarian like me do there?
If I give a speech, they will look at me the way Hindus looks at Akbaruddin Owaisi and become pieceful.
I think the best candidate for this is Rashmun.
You can eat punukulu, bagara baigan, mirchi ka saalan and rumaali roti with dates as dessert. I would love to be this minister. I would travel the world for 11 months sourcing ingredients and then throw Iftar parties during the month of Ramzan.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:25 pm
Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:What will a vegetarian like me do there?
If I give a speech, they will look at me the way Hindus looks at Akbaruddin Owaisi and become pieceful.
I think the best candidate for this is Rashmun.
They break roza with dates, fruits so there you have it, and can drink rooh hafza sharbat. Nevada gave you the choices for main course.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by truthbetold Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:04 am
Cd is being modest.
if such a ministry exists its purpose must be to appease Islamic sentiments. who better than merlot d. would fit the bill? cd could be the advisor to the ministry. max will be the spokesperson for the department.
Now that is a meeting you would like to listen in after a terrorist event.
if such a ministry exists its purpose must be to appease Islamic sentiments. who better than merlot d. would fit the bill? cd could be the advisor to the ministry. max will be the spokesperson for the department.
Now that is a meeting you would like to listen in after a terrorist event.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Guest Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:02 am
rooh afzah.confuzzled dude wrote:Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:What will a vegetarian like me do there?
If I give a speech, they will look at me the way Hindus looks at Akbaruddin Owaisi and become pieceful.
I think the best candidate for this is Rashmun.
They break roza with dates, fruits so there you have it, and can drink rooh hafza sharbat. Nevada gave you the choices for main course.
iftar meals in our parts comprise of both: veg and non veg items. here was our iftar today (courtesy our driver):
clockwise from top: onion pakodas, fish pakodas, boiled chana, egg pakodas, alu pakodas.
the family never misses the iftar despite the fact that we don't fast. sometimes shrimp pakodas are also made by my driver and i never miss those. i've had keema samosas too in some iftars with friends -- absolutely yummy!
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:03 pm
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
clockwise from top: onion pakodas, fish pakodas, boiled chana, egg pakodas, alu pakodas.
the family never misses the iftar despite the fact that we don't fast. sometimes shrimp pakodas are also made by my driver and i never miss those. i've had keema samosas too in some iftars with friends -- absolutely yummy!
Looks pretty good man.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:07 pm
Ramzan: Iftar foods from around the world
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:13 pm
truthbetold wrote:Cd is being modest.
if such a ministry exists its purpose must be to appease Islamic sentiments. who better than merlot d. would fit the bill? cd could be the advisor to the ministry. max will be the spokesperson for the department.
Now that is a meeting you would like to listen in after a terrorist event.
This is an insult to Vakavaka gari vAkchAturyam. He can speak eloquently about PBUH, fukularism, sicularism, MT Maata, Rahul Baba to special Camel & Goat pujas which would immensely please the guests where as Max might make things a bit edgy & uncomfortable by bringing up Kafir Modi's accomplishments in '02.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by truthbetold Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:09 pm
complete hyperbole. i may not agree with vp on many issues but he makes his views pretty clear just like the three of you. he will be kicked or even killed in an iftar minute and added to the menu. but you three will regale the crowd with stories of Uppili aunty, and how bjp is the source of all evil on earth.confuzzled dude wrote:truthbetold wrote:Cd is being modest.
if such a ministry exists its purpose must be to appease Islamic sentiments. who better than merlot d. would fit the bill? cd could be the advisor to the ministry. max will be the spokesperson for the department.
Now that is a meeting you would like to listen in after a terrorist event.
This is an insult to Vakavaka gari vAkchAturyam. He can speak eloquently about PBUH, fukularism, sicularism, MT Maata, Rahul Baba to special Camel & Goat pujas which would immensely please the guests where as Max might make things a bit edgy & uncomfortable by bringing up Kafir Modi's accomplishments in '02.
i do agree that max could get intense but afghans have a treatment in backroom to subdue the intensity.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Idéfix Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:29 pm
Watching too much Faux News lately?Hellsangel wrote:You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Idéfix Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:32 pm
Haha, the news article reminded me of the adigo puli anTE idigO tOka tactics we see here often.confuzzled dude wrote:I nominate our own Sandilya Ji for this portfolio
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:40 pm
nevada wrote:Just got this from a Pakistani neighbor:
Looks good and welcome to PIS.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:45 pm
nevada wrote:What is PIS?
Pseudo Islamic secular (group), lifetime membership is free. Please contact SaamiYaar for further details
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Guest Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:47 pm
nice!nevada wrote:Just got this from a Pakistani neighbor:
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:04 am
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:nice!nevada wrote:Just got this from a Pakistani neighbor:
I have a bangla deshi neighbor and 4 Kulla wallas were visiting him and standing outside. One of the kulla wallas introduced me to the other 3 as his "mentor" and he always listened to my advice on job and career...(which is true for various reasons).
Of course, no goat or mutton biriyani came from my neighbor's house.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Idéfix Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:43 am
Looks nice -- good for you, man!nevada wrote:Just got this from a Pakistani neighbor:
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Hellsangel Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:52 am
Idéfix wrote:Watching too much Faux News lately?Hellsangel wrote:You have to give it to the leftie liberals. No matter what country, they present a united front. They are like Borg. A collective mind.
Unlike you, who only reads Huffington Post of other sources sympathetic to the leftie libbies, I read other sources as well.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by Merlot Daruwala Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:52 am
truthbetold wrote:Cd is being modest.
if such a ministry exists its purpose must be to appease Islamic sentiments. who better than merlot d. would fit the bill? cd could be the advisor to the ministry. max will be the spokesperson for the department.
Now that is a meeting you would like to listen in after a terrorist event.
Thanks TBT. I'm Merlot Daruwala and I approve this message. As a sicukar, fukular patron saint of Muslim tailors and a certified pseudo-Islamic connoisseur of Iftar goodies (in particular, those delicious dinner-plate sized malpuas - slurrrrp) , I'm happy to take on this responsibility to appease Islamic and pseudo-Islamic appetites. I will implement strict quality control on Iftars hereafter, personally tasting every item to make sure it meets the Ministry's high quality standards.
As Minister of Iftar, my first official task is to invite Upps Aunty, whose every thought revolves around Islam and Muslims, to join the Ministry as an advisor and chief mascot. Cooking every day for Abdullahi over the years has given this conquered woman unparalleled insights into the tastes of Muslim men and a deep desire to service them day and night. To quote Diggy Singhji, she is a 100% tunch maal. I couldn't ask for a better caretaker for my constituency.
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Re: Ministry of Iftar
by confuzzled dude Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:21 am
Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Thanks TBT. I'm Merlot Daruwala and I approve this message. As a sicukar, fukular patron saint of Muslim tailors and a certified pseudo-Islamic connoisseur of Iftar goodies (in particular, those delicious dinner-plate sized malpuas - slurrrrp) , I'm happy to take on this responsibility to appease Islamic and pseudo-Islamic appetites. I will implement strict quality control on Iftars hereafter, personally tasting every item to make sure it meets the Ministry's high quality standards.
As Minister of Iftar, my first official task is to invite Upps Aunty, whose every thought revolves around Islam and Muslims, to join the Ministry as an advisor and chief mascot. Cooking every day for Abdullahi over the years has given this conquered woman unparalleled insights into the tastes of Muslim men and a deep desire to service them day and night. To quote Diggy Singhji, she is a 100% tunch maal. I couldn't ask for a better caretaker for my constituency.
You may need to present him 24 karat pure gold zari laced Kanjeevaram silk burkha to take the offer.
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