Cow[chasing] Soldiers

Some 30,000 Indian soldiers guarding the border with Bangladesh have a new mandate under Prime Minister Narendra Modi's government this year - stop cattle from crossing illegally into the Muslim-majority neighbor.

Roughly every other night, troops armed with bamboo sticks and ropes wade through jute and paddy fields and swim across ponds to chase ageing bovines, and smugglers, headed for markets in Bangladesh.

Some BSF soldiers said they could not understand why they were chasing cows. Some animals are caught and auctioned by the BSF, only to be bought and smuggled again.

Two soldiers were killed by a gang of Bangladeshi smugglers, while three dozen have been injured by the animals.

"It is a wild chase, but not of a kind a soldier appreciates," said Vivek Tyagi, a BSF commander at the Ghojadanga check post.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

Just change the words and do the same against the monomaniac religion. Then (hopefully) you will see how Sikular you have been.

Wait a minute - you won't do that because you know that the pieceful will pulverize you.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

Just change the words and do the same against the monomaniac religion. Then (hopefully) you will see how Sikular you have been.

Wait a minute - you won't do that because you know that the pieceful will pulverize you.

I've no idea who is the mother of monomaniacs. I only know cow is the mother of polymaniacs.

Since you chaddis are such experts on the topic, why don't you change the words?

confuzzled dude wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

The silver lining of this is... err visionary Lord Narendra is preparing these soldiers for their post-military service career(s), if nothing they can survive as cow-herders.

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

confuzzled dude wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Cow is our mother. Smugglers are kidnapping your mother across borders to butcher her and turn her into kebabs. It is the sacred duty of every soldier who has eaten the salt of this land to rescue our mother from the clutches of these terrible Muslims and bring her back so she can forage on the sacred streets of her own land, eat plastic bags full of garbage and die a painful death.

Soldiers who complain about this sacred duty must be sickular fukular work-shirkers. Court-martial and a few lashings should make them see sense. Jai Shri Ram!

The silver lining of this is... err visionary Lord Narendra is preparing these soldiers for their post-military service career(s), if nothing they can survive as cow-herders.

Where were you when UP formed special squads headed by a DSP to find the two lost buffaloes of Azam Khan ?