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The first man to use tools was born in Arabia...... Empty The first man to use tools was born in Arabia......

Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Thu May 11, 2017 9:49 pm

.....This Arab man was the first scientist in humanity. When he did his job, he decided to use something substantial - a stone - to wipe his butt. So, he discovered the most important scientific method known to mankind........

.....When he was walking in sand, he realized that he should find an animal to ride so that his feet won't burn in hot sun. He looked around and found the most beautiful creature - a camel - that had a scent he found extremely pleasant.......

.....When he became hungry, he looked for an ugly animal around that he doesn't mind killing for food. He found a cow that he managed to kill slowly with a knife so that he can enjoy seeing the ugly beast suffering helplessly......

......He looked at the sky and found the biggest thingie that changes its brightness at will - becomes fully bright on some nights and half bright on other nights and not bright at all on some other nights. That was how he discovered the largest thing in the universe. He also saw some tiny and not so bright dots in the sky and wasn't impressed at all.....

.....The greatest scientist was also interested in enjoying sex after dying. He discovered 72.......

......Like this, the greatest scientist in history discovered just about everything that is useful for mankind........

......Some extremely brilliant people started to follow this great scientist and some went to India on their pet donkeys to civilize kafirs and liberate their wives, daughters and sisters........

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