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A Presstitute, a Libtard and the Hero

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Post by Guest Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:43 pm

This joke says it all:

A journalist, a leftist pseudo-intellectual, and a #MARCO (Marine Commando of Indian Navy) are Kidnapped by jihadis.

“Listen up infidels,” says one jihadi, ''you have on last wish before I kill you.”

The journalist pleads for mercy, “I have always praised your ideology and kept my mouth shut in spite of your atrocities, what have I done to deserve this ?”

Next, the leftist pseudo-intellectual, who always pretends to be the wisest and bravest on the planet, started crying. Screaming at the top of his lungs he asks “Have you no humanity !? I have fully welcomed your traditions and faith, why would you do this?!”

Finally, the #Marco yawns and says to the jihadi, “I don’t want anything, I just want you to kick me in the ass.” Furious with his reply, the Jihadi kicks him in the ass. The commando gets up, turns around, and kills the entire jihadi group. 

Shocked, the journalist and the leftist ask,”Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?”

The commando replies, “If he didn’t, you would’ve just said I started the fight”


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