Manjay's adventures on the metro

by MulaiAzhagi Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:30 pm

It was a hot afternoon. The slightly crowded metro bus trundled along the Florida Avenue in the northeast section of the District of columbia. That place is well known for drug sellers, murders and other gang related activities. The bus made a left turn on to the 8th street. There were no empty seats but it was not jampacked either. May be about six or seven people were standing.

Then two young men in their twenties got in. One was short and skinny and the other was tall and well built. A few minutes later, one could see the big guy pushing and shoving the little fellow. The whole bus could hear the little one shouting, 'leave me alone nigger motherfucker'. At the next stop, the little kallu could not wait to flee from his tormentor. The bully chased him. They went around the bus like the hindus doing pradhakshinam around the navagrahas in the temple. Except in this case, it was at a breakneck speed. Meanwhile more kallus got in. The little fellow was trying his best to get back in with the bully right behind him.

Suddenly, something got everyone's attention. 'Close the door. Don't let those guys in' commanded a voice from back of the bus. There was absloute authority in that Indian accented voice. Immediately, the door was shut. Yes. The driver did not let the fighting kallus inside.

Manjay was really surprised to find out he could make people obey his orders. It was a great revelation to him. 'I should have joined the army. Now I would be a five star general like Collen Powell, he fancied himself.

The following day, he narrated the incident to his white co-worker. Manjay was really sad that young blacks called each other Nigger. The white man thought it was funny and said 'if you had called him that, he will kill ya'.

Next: How Manjay solved the puzzle of funny hairdo on the metro train.

by Guest Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:41 pm

by Guest Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:45 am

ROFL.

by doofus_maximus Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:11 pm

who is manjay?

by Propagandhi711 Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:18 pm

doofus_maximus wrote:who is manjay?

dr rape-and-molestation's alterego. or doppelganger

by doofus_maximus Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:13 pm

whenever I see the word Manjay... I think of Mangina.

by Propagandhi711 Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:35 pm

when I see the word mangina, I think of "it puts lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose"

by Merlot Daruwala Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:06 am

MulaiAzhagi wrote:Manjay was really surprised to find out he could make people obey his orders. It was a great revelation to him. 'I should have joined the army. Now I would be a five star general like Collen Powell, he fancied himself.

I'm thinking Manjay is a shy, soft-spoken guy in real life; the type who comes up with cutting responses and retorts long after the conversation; who keeps getting pushed around by louder, more assertive people at the workplace. So the one time he gave an instruction which was acted upon immediately by the instructee, that too a (presumably) white man, it made for a truly memorable event.

Can't wait to read more of Manjay's adventures.

by doofus_maximus Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:25 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
MulaiAzhagi wrote:Manjay was really surprised to find out he could make people obey his orders. It was a great revelation to him. 'I should have joined the army. Now I would be a five star general like Collen Powell, he fancied himself.

I'm thinking Manjay is a shy, soft-spoken guy in real life; the type who comes up with cutting responses and retorts long after the conversation; who keeps getting pushed around by louder, more assertive people at the workplace. So the one time he gave an instruction which was acted upon immediately by the instructee, that too a (presumably) white man, it made for a truly memorable event.

Can't wait to read more of Manjay's adventures.

Esprit d'Escalier

by doofus_maximus Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:26 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:when I see the word mangina, I think of "it puts lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose"

fucking creepy ass dude that guy was...

by Propagandhi711 Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:48 pm

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
MulaiAzhagi wrote:Manjay was really surprised to find out he could make people obey his orders. It was a great revelation to him. 'I should have joined the army. Now I would be a five star general like Collen Powell, he fancied himself.

I'm thinking Manjay is a shy, soft-spoken guy in real life; the type who comes up with cutting responses and retorts long after the conversation; who keeps getting pushed around by louder, more assertive people at the workplace. So the one time he gave an instruction which was acted upon immediately by the instructee, that too a (presumably) white man, it made for a truly memorable event.

Can't wait to read more of Manjay's adventures.

what makes you think collen powell is a white man? you think a five star general cant be black?* mangina manjay would feel equally powerful if the respondee were a black man.

*presumably in braces conveniently ignored.

by Impedimenta Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:09 pm

manjay's girlfriend chronicles. when? please make her a thamizh brahmin. thank you.

by Maria S Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:47 pm

Not fair Impedimenta:cry:!

Please let Manjay be free to explore all options..except for "kallu" women, think Manjay is quite a free-adventurous spirit..when it comes to fantasies..and perhaps opportunities in real life too:) As they say..got to watch those shy and soft-spoken ones in public..who in private..can be like tigers!

by Guest Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:50 pm

he rejected the fat whitie though... meanie!

by Maria S Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:57 pm

Natalia Romanova wrote:he rejected the fat whitie though... meanie!

Manjay did that? I can't keep up with all the stories and preferences:)

Well, think he can make exceptions when it comes to weight..think he adores one powerful queen!

by MulaiAzhagi Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:09 pm

Natalia Romanova wrote:he rejected the fat whitie though... meanie!

===> That was Sanjay, Manjay's younger brother.

by Guest Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:10 pm

MulaiAzhagi wrote:
Natalia Romanova wrote:he rejected the fat whitie though... meanie!

===> That was Sanjay, Manjay's younger brother.

aaah I see...where's the link?

by MulaiAzhagi Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:54 pm

Natalia Romanova wrote:
MulaiAzhagi wrote:
Natalia Romanova wrote:he rejected the fat whitie though... meanie!

===> That was Sanjay, Manjay's younger brother.

aaah I see...where's the link?

===> That was the story about Sanjay's date from hell.

https://such.forumotion.com/t4775-a-date-from-hell?highlight=date+from+hell

by Guest Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:31 am

Maria S wrote:Please let Manjay be free to explore all options..except for "kallu" women

by Maria S Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:49 am

Thanks HK:)

I don't know how I missed Katherine's date from Hell!

*Sanjay needs a quick sex ed lesson about STDs. It's like the Russian roulette..all it takes is one time/encounter (!)

Well..Sanjay is even more complicated than Manjay:joker:..getting all excited about a few black men's fetish about white women who have cellulite in abundance!

by Propagandhi711 Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:05 pm

Maria S wrote:Thanks HK:)

I don't know how I missed Katherine's date from Hell!

*Sanjay needs a quick sex ed lesson about STDs. It's like the Russian roulette..all it takes is one time/encounter (!)

Well..Sanjay is even more complicated than Manjay:joker:..getting all excited about a few black men's fetish about white women who have cellulite in abundance!

most black men like to pork fat white women even if an black woman of equal or better value is available and ready. whiter and fatter the pig, better the pushin is the philosophy they subscribe to. it's a fact like babies like to drink milk.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:07 pm

before the grammar nazis can hitch up their lungis in excitement, it's "a" black woman, not "an"

by Maria S Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:58 pm

There can certainly be a few, not perhaps many, imo. There are some complex dynamics beyond "love/attraction is color blind"..and elements of superiority-inferiority blended in- related to the historically forbidden.

Do you think the same applies in interreligion and intercaste attractions? Not to mention attraction between people of faith-no faith. Seems like there is far less..even a dislike-based on stereotypes, in my observations.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:35 pm

Maria S wrote:There can certainly be a few, not perhaps many, imo. There are some complex dynamics beyond "love/attraction is color blind"..and elements of superiority-inferiority blended in- related to the historically forbidden.

Do you think the same applies in interreligion and intercaste attractions? Not to mention attraction between people of faith-no faith. Seems like there is far less..even a dislike-based on stereotypes, in my observations.

I concur on the forbidden fruit aspect to black men wanting to pork lily white women of less than desirable proportions, in addition to the perceived ugliness of black women*.

*Not for me...I think all women are beautiful, even the ugly ones.

regarding your comment on there can be a few, not many imo, here's my take:

ppl when they're in public and pvt say the following:

women in public: size doesnt matter...it's how caring and nice a man is.
women in private: oh give me a thick, veiny cock any day, I love the way it fills me up.

men in public: I love women of all sizes, ages, fat, slim, old, young doesnt matter. it's the inside that matters, not outside.
men in private: give me a young,

men and women in public: I am color blind. all races look the same to me. I'm open to everything and everyone regardless of skin color, pocketbook size etc
men and women in pvt: total opposite

by Maria S Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:05 pm

Thanks. I will concur with most of what you say too (in general)!

Do think most women prefer a caring and nice man in private or public..some things are not mutually exclusive:)

When it comes to this being genuinely "blind"..the exceptions in private are quite rare indeed.

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