before she sits down

Natalia Romanova wrote:... on the couch with her iPad, she gets me e'thing:

water
home phone
cell phone
snack
purse
netflix DVDs
mail

just so that she could sit in peace for next 1-2 hours, and I don't make her get up for anything.

She already wants to make tea for me now at 1:30 pm, just so that I don't start bugging her 2:30 pm onwards.



Woww... I knew your daughter was smart - always thought. But THIS level of smartness - to size you up so very perfectly.

A predictable woman is as much a loser as an unreliable man.

Natalia Romanova wrote:nice kid? Not gonna let them know this before it's time. heh

Well in my defense, I do a lot for them too, and once I tell them that, any laziness they are having in getting things for me vanishes for 5-6 days. They don't want me to start counting the numbers of diapers I have changed for each of them anyway, so easier thing is to just get me what I want.

Yeah I can sit on my couch for upto 1-2 hours, but even when I get up every 20-25 minutes, doesn't mean I won't need sth within 30 seconds of sitting down again. And I sit very cozily, on my recliner, with a cushion on my lap, and the laptop over the cushion, usually with headphones too. Very tough to undo all that and get up again, and hence the need...

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

Natalia Romanova wrote:nice kid? Not gonna let them know this before it's time. heh

Well in my defense, I do a lot for them too, and once I tell them that, any laziness they are having in getting things for me vanishes for 5-6 days. They don't want me to start counting the numbers of diapers I have changed for each of them anyway, so easier thing is to just get me what I want.

Yeah I can sit on my couch for upto 1-2 hours, but even when I get up every 20-25 minutes, doesn't mean I won't need sth within 30 seconds of sitting down again. And I sit very cozily, on my recliner, with a cushion on my lap, and the laptop over the cushion, usually with headphones too. Very tough to undo all that and get up again, and hence the need...

fully and komboletely understandable and justifiable.

P.S. I will advise your kids that they should advise you of all the diapers they would be changing for you in the future, which would depend on the number you changed for them when they were young. Just a pure and simple arithmatic of help and be helped.

Natalia Romanova wrote:no sweet-weet... on any given day, they can gang up and annoy the heck out of me, just to kill boredome am sure. If I am not watching out, I am sure they will sell me on ebay for 5 dollars.

kinnera wrote:Nats, you are living life king size, like my hubby, coz of ur sweet kids.
i do all that and more for my hubby before i sit down with my laptop, so he won't disturb me while i am here. He still irks me in spite of that. Grr!

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

kinnera wrote:Nats, you are living life king size, like my hubby, coz of ur sweet kids.
i do all that and more for my hubby before i sit down with my laptop, so he won't disturb me while i am here. He still irks me in spite of that. Grr!

Stop whining...you whiney women...

If only you knew how much responsibility, work, blame, and abuse we husbands put up with you would be thanking your stars for being born as women.

kinnera wrote:

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

kinnera wrote:Nats, you are living life king size, like my hubby, coz of ur sweet kids.
i do all that and more for my hubby before i sit down with my laptop, so he won't disturb me while i am here. He still irks me in spite of that. Grr!

Stop whining...you whiney women...

If only you knew how much responsibility, work, blame, and abuse we husbands put up with you would be thanking your stars for being born as women.

My husband's dialogues!!! Do all husbands all over the world parrot the same dialogues? Wondering...