With Guruji's blessings

by Guest Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:23 pm

Sycophancy is a difficult art and one with its own pitfalls. Like, at times it can literally leave the recipient quite speechless. A senior IPS officer of the Madhya Pradesh cadre learned this lesson at considerable cost to herself. It so happened that the lady presented an ayurvedic potion to chief minister Shivraj Singh Chauhan claiming it was from her venerable Guruji and would do wonders to his health. An unsuspecting Chauhan, presumably flattered by the lady’s attentions, consumed it. Hours later, the CM was, literally, rendered speechless. His booming voice gave way to hoarse whispers. Of course, antibiotics—and they did not come from any godman—brought his vocal cords back to normal but he had to cancel many of his appointments and public engagements in the next two days. As for the top lady cop, our sources say she has made herself scarce from capital Bhopal and is nowhere to be seen, or heard.

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by Vakavaka Pakapaka Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:48 am

Rashmun wrote:Sycophancy is a difficult art and one with its own pitfalls. Like, at times it can literally leave the recipient quite speechless. A senior IPS officer of the Madhya Pradesh cadre learned this lesson at considerable cost to herself. It so happened that the lady presented an ayurvedic potion to chief minister Shivraj Singh Chauhan claiming it was from her venerable Guruji and would do wonders to his health. An unsuspecting Chauhan, presumably flattered by the lady’s attentions, consumed it. Hours later, the CM was, literally, rendered speechless. His booming voice gave way to hoarse whispers. Of course, antibiotics—and they did not come from any godman—brought his vocal cords back to normal but he had to cancel many of his appointments and public engagements in the next two days. As for the top lady cop, our sources say she has made herself scarce from capital Bhopal and is nowhere to be seen, or heard.

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Looks like she also gives that kind of medicine to your guruji - Digvijaya. He often speaks through his rear end.

by Guest Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:12 am

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
Rashmun wrote:Sycophancy is a difficult art and one with its own pitfalls. Like, at times it can literally leave the recipient quite speechless. A senior IPS officer of the Madhya Pradesh cadre learned this lesson at considerable cost to herself. It so happened that the lady presented an ayurvedic potion to chief minister Shivraj Singh Chauhan claiming it was from her venerable Guruji and would do wonders to his health. An unsuspecting Chauhan, presumably flattered by the lady’s attentions, consumed it. Hours later, the CM was, literally, rendered speechless. His booming voice gave way to hoarse whispers. Of course, antibiotics—and they did not come from any godman—brought his vocal cords back to normal but he had to cancel many of his appointments and public engagements in the next two days. As for the top lady cop, our sources say she has made herself scarce from capital Bhopal and is nowhere to be seen, or heard.

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Looks like she also gives that kind of medicine to your guruji - Digvijaya. He often speaks through his rear end.

What about your Guruji Adi Sankara who screams in his Vedanta bhasya: "The system of Kapila contradicts the Veda, and it contradicts Manu, who follows the Veda". In other words the Manu Smriti is to be used when refuting the Sankhya philosophy in accordance with what the foolish Sankara teaches. No wonder Madhava, Ramanuja, and others got upset by some of the things said by this charlatan (who openly stole ideas from Mahayana Budhism without acknowledging his intellectual debt). Let's face it, the guy you worship was just a thief.

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