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Post by Guest Thu May 02, 2013 9:40 pm

the kids' take, so cute

http://dailynewsdig.com/how-do-you-decide-who-to-marry-written-by-kids/

A group of young kids were asked how to decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Thu May 02, 2013 10:21 pm

Proof that kids are getting smarter with every generation.

Wait.... It looks as if I am the teacher for many of these kids...Razz

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Post by Guest Fri May 03, 2013 9:02 am

LOL! Smart kids!

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Post by confuzzled dude Fri May 03, 2013 10:18 am

They don't sound real for that age group; probably made up

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Post by indophile Fri May 03, 2013 10:52 am

confuzzled dude wrote:They don't sound real for that age group; probably made up
You ever watched "Candid Camera" by Alan Funt? What the elementary school age kids used to say live in that show beats these kids' responses by a mile.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri May 03, 2013 12:43 pm

confuzzled dude wrote:They don't sound real for that age group; probably made up

Dude...didn't you play doctor with the next door girl as a kid?

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Post by Nila Sat May 04, 2013 1:12 am

Wish they don't change their views. So cute Smile
My DS had a sleep over party sometime back and they boys were all talking about video games, building a car that runs on water, their bothering parents, their video games...and why so and so did not get the award and how he copied and how funny his face was. The girls were talking about how caring their parents were and how mean their brothers were and math discussions and teacher's pet discussions and boys are gross.
During late night the boys texted the girls and none of them responded. Boys decided girls don't know how to respond. Girls were giggling over their texts and started watching movies.

Geez! I couldn't conclude anything. Anyways...

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