Re: a pun for bhenkatrao

by MaxEntropy_Man Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:55 pm

what did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
fission chips
-- not mine.

by MaxEntropy_Man Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:01 am

a thanglo-japanese pun:
the LIC building in madras once had a structural problem. a japanese civil engineer was hired to perform an analysis of the problem. his name -- nikumo nikado.

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:11 am

Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.

What is common between boxing and badhra kali?

Naak out.

What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?

Kaal marks.

by Guest Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:20 am

Hellsangel wrote:I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It is syncing now.

ha ha ha! sweet. Smile

original or from the net?

by bw Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:41 am

goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.

What is common between boxing and badhra kali?

Naak out.

What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?

Kaal marks.

what is common between short circuit and poramai?

wire-eriyardhu

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:49 am

bw wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.

What is common between boxing and badhra kali?

Naak out.

What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?

Kaal marks.

what is common between short circuit and poramai?

wire-eriyardhu

LOL! Hope you had a good vacation. I just returned this weekend after a fun ten days in Corolla, NC beach.

by Captain Bhankas Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:56 am

Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?

A dosa-ill south indian

by bw Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:01 am

goodcitizn wrote:
bw wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.

What is common between boxing and badhra kali?

Naak out.

What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?

Kaal marks.

what is common between short circuit and poramai?

wire-eriyardhu
LOL! Hope you had a good vacation. I just returned this weekend after a fun ten days in Corolla, NC beach.

nice! i had an enjoyable break as well.

here's another:

why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?

too much sax and violins.

by SomeProfile Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:13 am

Colbert on Asiana Pilot names:

by Guest Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:43 am

asiana's CEO i soo yoo has said that his company will sue ktvu.

by indophile Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:16 am

bw wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:
bw wrote:
here's another:

why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?

too much sax and violins.

Makes a nice homophone cryptic:

Wind and strings music for intimacy and blow up. (3, 3,

by Idéfix Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:20 am

Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?

A dosa-ill south indian

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:30 am

bw wrote:
here's another:

why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?

too much sax and violins.

LOL! Good one.

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:31 am

Idéfix wrote:
Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?

A dosa-ill south indian

+1

by Guest Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:37 am

goodcitizn wrote:
Idéfix wrote:
Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?

A dosa-ill south indian
+1

hahahahahaaahahhah OMGGGGGGGGGG hahahaaahah i missed this one. rofl

captain stop lol u on a roll today.

by Jebediah Mburuburu Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:48 am

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' -- from the internet.

by MaxEntropy_Man Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:07 am

why can't heisenberg's operators live in the suburbs?
because they don't commute.

-- not mine.

by pravalika nanda Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:12 pm

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' -- from the internet.

hey, is this a pun: "I sulfur when you argon?"
thanks.

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:27 pm

If Huzefa falls sick would he be inkapasitated?

by Impedimenta Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:34 pm

bw wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.

What is common between boxing and badhra kali?

Naak out.

What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?

Kaal marks.

what is common between short circuit and poramai?

wire-eriyardhu

LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website

Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

LOL!

and one more which made me laugh for a long time

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

by Guest Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:44 pm

Is it time for this thread to DIE already?

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:59 pm

Impedimenta wrote:LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website

Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

LOL!

and one more which made me laugh for a long time

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

My favorite one is ... Thayiru yEn veLLaiya irukku? DhenOm thOikkarOm, adhan.

by goodcitizn Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:14 pm

pravalika nanda wrote:
hey, is this a pun: "I sulfur when you argon?"

Good one! It's a pun alright.

by bw Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:28 pm

goodcitizn wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website

Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

LOL!

and one more which made me laugh for a long time

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

My favorite one is ... Thayiru yEn veLLaiya irukku? DhenOm thOikkarOm, adhan.

what word has 1 G and 4 Ts?

originality.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:12 pm

It's an annual iyer geekathon..runs 3 days at least like their weddings

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:15 pm

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. -- from the internet.

Oh... the met on internet and they married... I get it.

by goodcitizn Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:11 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:It's an annual iyer geekathon..runs 3 days at least like their weddings

Iyers don't suffer from gulti-conscience.

by Jebediah Mburuburu Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:21 am

I'm trying to find a rope tying class, should I look for a knot for profit organization? -- from the internet.

by goodcitizn Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:33 am

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:I'm trying to find a rope tying class, should I look for a knot for profit organization? -- from the internet.

Nice. "knot-for-profit" would have made it clearer.

by goodcitizn Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:02 am

Here's a punny limerick I wrote:

A puff adder in a forest remote
Couldn't hiss or hit a high note
When the snake died
Herpetologists pried
And discovered a frog in its throat

by Propagandhi711 Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:57 am

As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Tomorrow we start anew with muscular language and regional confrontations with veiled and twice veiled barbs, incomprehensible points, diversions, obfuscations and semantic jerkoffathans. Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume

by MaxEntropy_Man Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:23 am

neutron walks into a bar and says to the barkeep, "how much for a beer?". "for you no charge" says the barkeep.
-- not mine

by Impedimenta Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:40 am

LOL! very apt:-)

by garam_kuta Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:44 am

by indophile Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:54 am

Energy from urine (enough to charge a cell phone) is green energy.

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:23 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Tomorrow we start anew with muscular language and regional confrontations with veiled and twice veiled barbs, incomprehensible points, diversions, obfuscations and semantic jerkoffathans. Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume

LOL

by Jebediah Mburuburu Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:12 pm

please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:18 pm

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.

100 times:

we knead the dough
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
.
.
.

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:26 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.
100 times:

we knead the dough
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
.
.
.

k now it is punny.

by goodcitizn Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:30 pm

Another limmick of mine:

At the Round Table the King was mad
The Knight in Shining Armor was itching bad
He said it wasn't Phyllis
Who gave him syphillis
Surmised, "It was the athr gall'ahad"

by goodcitizn Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:53 pm

HK: Did you see my pun on your handle earlier?

by pravalika nanda Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:34 pm

garam_kuta wrote:

oh, the best, very nice.

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:34 pm

goodcitizn wrote:If Huzefa falls sick would he be inkapasitated?

ha ha ha! brilliant! made me smile. Smile

you have a flair GC.

by Captain Bhankas Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:29 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume

roflllllll

by Captain Bhankas Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:41 am

truthseeker - "WTF is this thread? i don't see the pint."

by nevada Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:36 pm

Q. What did the musician say after the concert?
A. I will be Bach

by Captain Bhankas Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:11 am

andheri raat me diya tere haath me

by MaxEntropy_Man Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:23 am

spotted this outside a wool shop on newbury st, boston:

did ewe know about the benefits of cashmere?

by MaxEntropy_Man Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:42 am

how did the bouncers at the shoossh bar react when montyP unloaded the full monty on them?
they were pissed!

this whole monty fiasco has great pun potential.

by goodcitizn Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:07 am

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:how did the bouncers at the shoossh bar react when montyP unloaded the full monty on them?
they were pissed!
this whole monty fiasco has great pun potential.

One might call it another Monty Python show.

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