a pun for bhenkatrao

by Jebediah Mburuburu Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:41 am

At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. -- from the internet.

by Jebediah Mburuburu Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:44 am

The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack. -- from the internet.

by Guest Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:12 am

i eat vegetable jebji for lunch everyday.

by Captain Bhankas Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:37 am

LOL!

by Guest Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:44 am

hahahaahahahaahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!

by truthbetold Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:31 am

Hahahahaha..................ha!

by Jebediah Mburuburu Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:54 am

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. -- from the internet.

by Jebediah Mburuburu Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:42 pm

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. -- from the internet.

by Captain Bhankas Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:46 pm

enough for today, pundit.

by southindian Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:53 pm

No matter how hard Jebediah tries, he still remains a Mburuburu -- Added to the internets by southindian

by Guest Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:54 pm

all too punny for me.

by Idéfix Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:43 pm

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. -- from the internet.

Jebji, you added to the quality of this PJ with your attribution.

by nevada Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:57 pm

by garam_kuta Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:54 pm

what is the difference between coke and coco-cola?

by Jebediah Mburuburu Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:50 pm

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. -- from the internet.

by Captain Bhankas Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:24 am

abalone is a baloney - captain b.

by Captain Bhankas Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:28 am

rajinikanth to silk smitha - mai deewana tera, khol tu tere dil ka darwajjjja...
silk smitha - khol lungi

by Guest Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:48 am

Captain Bhankas wrote:rajinikanth to silk smitha - mai deewana tera, khol tu tere dil ka darwajjjja...
silk smitha - khol lungi

by Jebediah Mburuburu Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:52 am

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. -- from the internet.

by Hellsangel Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:42 am

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. -- from the internet.

Wrong, Achachan Jebz. It was an arrangement!

by indophile Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:04 am

Mallika Sherawat to Feroze Khan in the movie "Welcome" -

isse badi kaise hogi?

by Guest Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:07 am

Hellsangel wrote:
Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. -- from the internet.

Wrong, Achachan Jebz. It was an arrangement!

ha ha! jebji does not read what he copy pastes.

by Idéfix Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:47 am

by goodcitizn Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:12 pm

I hereby nominate Mburuburu as our Internet 'Pun'dit. Will someone second the e-motion?

by Guest Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:23 pm

goodcitizn wrote:I hereby nominate Mburuburu as our Internet 'Pun'dit. Will someone second the e-motion?

splendid!!

by Idéfix Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:25 pm

goodcitizn wrote:I hereby nominate Mburuburu as our Internet 'Pun'dit. Will someone second the e-motion?

Haha, I second the nomination.

by Guest Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:39 pm

Idéfix wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:I hereby nominate Mburuburu as our Internet 'Pun'dit. Will someone second the e-motion?
Haha, I second the nomination.

i too seek an demotion

by Captain Bhankas Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:17 am

indophile wrote:Mallika Sherawat to Feroze Khan in the movie "Welcome" -

isse badi kaise hogi?

is there a picture in this post? if yes, i can't see it. if not, i don't know what that line means. does anyone else understand it? please put me out my my misery and explain!

by Jebediah Mburuburu Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:31 am

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on. -- from the internet.

by Captain Bhankas Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:25 am

the latest pun by the pundit is a major league, michelin star, pure, unadulterated, epic meh.

by Guest Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:11 am

punditji, stop droning in this thread. go find some other useful work.

by Captain Bhankas Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:27 am

punditji is punctual in his punishment by pun.

by Guest Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:43 am

by goodcitizn Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:41 am

Captain Bhankas wrote:punditji is punctual in his punishment by pun.

Yes, time we sued him for 'pun'itive damages.

by indophile Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:37 am

It's "kitni baddhi ho jaaun mein" (Mallika Sherawat's line in Welcome).

Watch it from 14:15.

by Jebediah Mburuburu Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:30 am

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. -- from the internet.

by goodcitizn Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:33 am

Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. -- from the internet.

Reminds me. A man took up fishing just for the halibut.

by MaxEntropy_Man Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:22 pm

by Hellsangel Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:25 pm

by goodcitizn Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:29 pm

Hellsangel wrote:

by Hellsangel Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:51 pm

Did you hear about the human cannonball? He was fired.

by bw Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:30 pm

what do japanese pigeons sing?

high coos.

by Hellsangel Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:32 pm

bw wrote:what do japanese pigeons sing?

high coos.

Welcome back! Wink

by bw Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:48 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
bw wrote:what do japanese pigeons sing?

high coos.

Welcome back!

thanks.

it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

source: not mine

by Jebediah Mburuburu Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:13 pm

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. -- from the internet.

by Hellsangel Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:18 pm

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It is syncing now.

by goodcitizn Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:29 pm

What do I suffer from since I haven't slept nights in so many a?

Just made it up.

by goodcitizn Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:45 pm

Similar to the old saying, "Old salesman never die, they simply go out of commission" ...

Old librarians never die, they simply go out of circulation.

Old alcoholics never die, they simply lose their spirit.

Old gamblers never die, they just cash in.

Feel free to add more ...

by MaxEntropy_Man Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:52 pm

a thanglish pun: mazhai mEkham or mazhai may not come.

by MaxEntropy_Man Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:54 pm

watt is the unit of power? (not mine)

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