A naughty poem a forward :)

by chameli Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:16 am

Here is one on Budgets and deficits that Lewis Carrol might have approved of.

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The Country was in a terrible state,
As the Parliament sat for the Budget Debate.
It was quite a few minutes before Pranab spoke,
Then he said, ‘Sex will cost you two bucks a poke,
Whether your short, skinny or thick.
A tax will be paid on the use of your prick’.

Rahul rose and said ‘Pranab look here,

Will this tax apply to those who are queer?’

Greenie Gadhkari looked rather glum,

‘May I be exempt, I only like bum.’

Pranab replied and sounded quite airy

‘You’ll pay double you dirty old fairy’

Up rose Jaitly, to tremendous applause

Grabbed Miera and ripped off her drawers

He straddled across her and screwed her at will

Then shouted to Pranab, ‘Put that on the Bill’!

Advani shouted, ‘I think I’ll resign,I haven’t had sex for a very long time.

I dream every night of a big juicy crutch,

But two bucks a go .... that’s too bloody much.’

The House was in uproar, the fighting went on,

Till Munda banged on the Bar with his dong,

‘With a tax on a poke in the front and the back

All we can do is have a good whack.’

I disagree said Sibal with a leer,

And stuck his big prick into Sushma’s ear.

The backbenchers came and the Cabinet went

Manmohan took his out and found it was bent.

‘Look here’, he cried as it swung in the air,

‘For those who are bent a discount is fair.’

So all checked their dicks, the Munda was last,

And in the excitement, the damn Bill was passed.

So now in the beds of India at night,

There’s many a fanny that’s closed up real tight.

They’re taxing our booze and taxing our smokes

And now they are taxing our pokes.

If two bucks a head is the price we must pay

It now with ourselves we find we must play

To quench our frustrations we must have a wank

And for the state of our Country – we’ve Pranab to thank!

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by chameli Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:14 pm

for those of u that enjoy Indian politics plus a rhyming poem on the side

plus tongue in cheek funniness ..

perhaps forum members residing in India will find it hilarious

by charvaka Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:43 pm

by chameli Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:33 am

why thank you boss ..im gald u found it funny Smile

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