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Modi Amazes Some More
by Merlot Daruwala Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:04 am
Everyone knows of how Amazing Modi flew over the devastated parts of Uttarakhand so the homeless, starving, stranded people below could get some relief. And then, over the weekend came this news of a Rambo-esque rescue of 15,000 Gujarati pilgrims in just two days using 8o innovas, 4 Boeings and finally, 25 buses.
This was promptly slammed by the fukular, sickular media. "When Modi is being cheered as the likely prime ministerial candidate, it is detrimental to take a stance that he only thinks for the people of Gujarat. In times of disaster, one has to have a national thinking and not parochial or regional views," admonished one editorial. Oh wait, that was not the fukular sickular press, it was the chaddis' own Saamna.
Elsewhere, Modi's claims were greeted with hoots of derision. Sickular, fukular journalists brought up all kinds of trivial objections to Amazing Modi's achievements. Some said the "government's own records showed that of the 2,000-odd people who have returned to Gujarat till Saturday, about 1,200 had used arrangements made by the state government. The 400-plus pilgrims that reached Ahmedabad railway station on Sunday morning had made their own arrangements to return home."
Others said it was impossible to rescue 15,000 people in two days while the Indian army and ITBP has been toiling away non-stop and only managed to rescue 40,000 so far.
But these petty-minded sickularists miss the point. How can they compare a bunch of jawans with the Amazing Modi? What takes normal mortals 10 days was accomplished by the super administrator in two days with just two IAS officers, one in Ahmedabad and the other in Uttarakhand. That's what makes him Amazing. Mandir wahi banayenge! Jai Shri Ram!
This was promptly slammed by the fukular, sickular media. "When Modi is being cheered as the likely prime ministerial candidate, it is detrimental to take a stance that he only thinks for the people of Gujarat. In times of disaster, one has to have a national thinking and not parochial or regional views," admonished one editorial. Oh wait, that was not the fukular sickular press, it was the chaddis' own Saamna.
Elsewhere, Modi's claims were greeted with hoots of derision. Sickular, fukular journalists brought up all kinds of trivial objections to Amazing Modi's achievements. Some said the "government's own records showed that of the 2,000-odd people who have returned to Gujarat till Saturday, about 1,200 had used arrangements made by the state government. The 400-plus pilgrims that reached Ahmedabad railway station on Sunday morning had made their own arrangements to return home."
Others said it was impossible to rescue 15,000 people in two days while the Indian army and ITBP has been toiling away non-stop and only managed to rescue 40,000 so far.
But these petty-minded sickularists miss the point. How can they compare a bunch of jawans with the Amazing Modi? What takes normal mortals 10 days was accomplished by the super administrator in two days with just two IAS officers, one in Ahmedabad and the other in Uttarakhand. That's what makes him Amazing. Mandir wahi banayenge! Jai Shri Ram!
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
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Re: Modi Amazes Some More
by Merlot Daruwala Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:38 am
PS: Aiyyo, now he denies that he saved 15,000 Gujaratis from Uttarakhand. Notwithstanding the shenanigans of the sickular, fukular media, he is still truly Amazing. Anyone who disagrees is anti-national, unpatriotic, sickular, fukular and very likely, Muslim.
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
Join date : 2011-04-29
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