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http://www.openthemagazine.com/article/nation/the-modi-mythology

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:12 am

That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.
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Post by bw Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:22 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.


paavam andrew wiles.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:46 am

bw wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.


paavam andrew wiles.

Oh, I suppose you don't know then that last Monday morning, NaMo disproved Wiles' proof and unmasked him for the fukular, sickular charlatan that he is.

Of course, the English-speaking, sickular media in India will never report of NaMo's intellectual achievements. But now you know.
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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:04 am

one hopes the JEE doesn't test students in arithmetic.
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Post by Seva Lamberdar Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:15 am

bw wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.


paavam andrew wiles.

One of these days Modi also might take a crack at Relativity to fine-tune it.
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Post by confuzzled dude Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:48 am

Is Modi our Rishi's role model or is it the other way around.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:50 am

Modi cracks IIT arithmetic problems and teaches Muslims lessons they will never forget. Of course he's Rishi's role model. It would have been nice if NaMo had been a TamBrahm but one cant have everything, no?
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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:04 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs  before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.

 I wonder what Rahul baba does - some "aatmayOga" in the night?

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Post by confuzzled dude Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:28 am

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs  before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.

 I wonder what Rahul baba does - some "aatmayOga" in the night?

Could be, I don't think he is as smart as Modi to try his hand at JEE math problems. Could it be that Modi is missing helping his kids solving math problems, wedding bells ringing for Modi?

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Post by yogi Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:51 am

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs  before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.

 I wonder what Rahul baba does - some "aatmayOga" in the night?
The less we speak about rahul, the better it is. He is the biggest disaster in making for India. I can safely bet that even i have a better perspective and knowledge on issues than this man. Nobody even knows where he is half the time. His parliamentary attendance is probably the worst. As i've heard somewhere he's just an lucky sperm Razz 
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Post by Merlot Daruwala Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:32 am

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs  before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.

 I wonder what Rahul baba does - some "aatmayOga" in the night?

Unkil, I don't understand why you need to bring in that pappu in a thread dedicated to Narendra Modi's Generous Side and Love for Books. I'm now thinking you are just a fukular, sickular Congoon stooge who can't write one single sentence without dragging in the name of the Yuvraj or the Evil Queen.
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Post by Idéfix Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:39 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:That's nothing. Over breakfast each morning, he takes up one hitherto unsolved mathematical problem and cracks it by the time his attendant comes to clear the table. This morning, it was Fermat's last theorem.

NaMo also believes Hindutva warriors have to be fit and strong in order to teach the Muslims a lesson they'll never forget. So each morning, he does 250 one-handed push-ups with each hand and bench presses 200 kgs  before heading out for his 50 km run. This happens before he solves those arithmetic problems for IIT students.

 I wonder what Rahul baba does - some "aatmayOga" in the night?

Unkil, I don't understand why you need to bring in that pappu in a thread dedicated to Narendra Modi's Generous Side and Love for Books. I'm now thinking you are just a fukular, sickular Congoon stooge who can't write one single sentence without dragging in the name of the Yuvraj or the Evil Queen.
lol!  Somebody needs to come up with a mental map of Narendra Modi.
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