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Post by Guest Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:29 pm

all our esteemed scholars of CH will do well there Wink

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i don't see why mr. smith can't be AB :-??

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Post by nevada Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:58 pm

Haha, good one! Where do you see yourself in "x" years is such a bullshit question.

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Post by Nila Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:12 pm

Also one another bs question is ..."What's ur salary expectations?"

Oh please you cannot meet my salary expectations...and my expectations are too high and may be in millions...please quote a range for the position!


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Post by FreeStyle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:55 pm

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Post by Guest Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:11 pm

lol!

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