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Bittu wrote:arrey bhenchod logon ko breakfast to karne do?! bhenchod budhiya pata nahi kya kaata-peeti shuru kar deti hai first thing in the morning. she's hovering all over the motherfuckin kitchen doing whothefuckknowswhat. She got the whole fucking day to do this shyt. ALL day. but no, she starts doing this BS first thing in the morning up until 11am. Then the gangrenous geriatric scarecrow fucks off to her room to watch indian tv shows for the rest of the motherfucking day.

fucking fuck bhenchod whiskey lao. ABHI.

kinnera wrote:Why can't you let her do it for you while you relax, like all indian betas-in-law do?

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:Why can't you let her do it for you while you relax, like all indian betas-in-law do?

You are out of your mind. She doesn't touch eggs because her religion prohibits it. I like to eat egg whites. Any suggestions to overcome this imbroglio?

I actually dread Saturday mornings when she makes poha for me because I bet she thinks "oh this poor schmuck gotta make his own breakfast every day; let me treat him on weekends so he feels somewhat ok about his wretched existence". There's something always off in that damn poha. Either the salt is too much or the lime is too less or the fuckin poha is all soggy and bunched up. CONSISTENCY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?!!!!!! To add insult to injury she says "peanuts upar se daal lena". ok but WHERE are the peanuts? She expects me to roast my own peanuts. Why the fuck can't she roast the peanuts and put them next to the poha or add them to the poha? Fuck her and fuck that shitty poha.

When my hot-but-annoying-as-fuck SIL was visiting, I don't know WHAT overcame her one day but she said she'll make breakfast for me. Egg whites on toast. SAME thing I eat every fuckin day. She put the same thing together for me. The eggs were rubbery, the toast was BRITTLE because the stupid cunt left them in the toaster for 20 minutes. This cock juggling thunder cunt took FORTY FIVE minutes to put together what I do in 7 minutes tops, start to finish.

Fuck these bytches man.

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:Why can't you let her do it for you while you relax, like all indian betas-in-law do?

You are out of your mind. She doesn't touch eggs because her religion prohibits it. I like to eat egg whites. Any suggestions to overcome this imbroglio?

I actually dread Saturday mornings when she makes poha for me because I bet she thinks "oh this poor schmuck gotta make his own breakfast every day; let me treat him on weekends so he feels somewhat ok about his wretched existence". There's something always off in that damn poha. Either the salt is too much or the lime is too less or the fuckin poha is all soggy and bunched up. CONSISTENCY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?!!!!!! To add insult to injury she says "peanuts upar se daal lena". ok but WHERE are the peanuts? She expects me to roast my own peanuts. Why the fuck can't she roast the peanuts and put them next to the poha or add them to the poha? Fuck her and fuck that shitty poha.

When my hot-but-annoying-as-fuck SIL was visiting, I don't know WHAT overcame her one day but she said she'll make breakfast for me. Egg whites on toast. SAME thing I eat every fuckin day. She put the same thing together for me. The eggs were rubbery, the toast was BRITTLE because the stupid cunt left them in the toaster for 20 minutes. This cock juggling thunder cunt took FORTY FIVE minutes to put together what I do in 7 minutes tops, start to finish.

Fuck these bytches man.

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:Why can't you let her do it for you while you relax, like all indian betas-in-law do?

You are out of your mind. She doesn't touch eggs because her religion prohibits it. I like to eat egg whites. Any suggestions to overcome this imbroglio?

I actually dread Saturday mornings when she makes poha for me because I bet she thinks "oh this poor schmuck gotta make his own breakfast every day; let me treat him on weekends so he feels somewhat ok about his wretched existence". There's something always off in that damn poha. Either the salt is too much or the lime is too less or the fuckin poha is all soggy and bunched up. CONSISTENCY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?!!!!!! To add insult to injury she says "peanuts upar se daal lena". ok but WHERE are the peanuts? She expects me to roast my own peanuts. Why the fuck can't she roast the peanuts and put them next to the poha or add them to the poha? Fuck her and fuck that shitty poha.

When my hot-but-annoying-as-fuck SIL was visiting, I don't know WHAT overcame her one day but she said she'll make breakfast for me. Egg whites on toast. SAME thing I eat every fuckin day. She put the same thing together for me. The eggs were rubbery, the toast was BRITTLE because the stupid cunt left them in the toaster for 20 minutes. This cock juggling thunder cunt took FORTY FIVE minutes to put together what I do in 7 minutes tops, start to finish.

Fuck these bytches man.

Vidya Bagchi wrote:
 aww... give an ultimatum to your wife, 'iss ghar mein ya to ye rahengi, ya main!'

Vidya Bagchi wrote: aww... give an ultimatum to your wife, 'iss ghar mein ya to ye rahengi, ya main!'

Bittu wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:
 aww... give an ultimatum to your wife, 'iss ghar mein ya to ye rahengi, ya main!'

BTW, I shudder to think what a horrible, incorrigible ZeeTV MIL you will become one day. Mine will pale by comparison.

Don't ask me why/how. Just remember this.

kinnera wrote:Arre! good thing no? She finishes all her cooking and cleaning first thing in the morning and be free by 11 am.