Typical Northindian specimen

by Merlot Daruwala Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:36 am

Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.

Typical Northindian specimen B_Id_418240_kareenakapoor-1

Typical Northindian specimen B_Id_418240_kareenakapoor-1

by MaxEntropy_Man Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:37 am

horse face.

by Merlot Daruwala Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:38 am

Oh yes, that too.

by southindian Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:44 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.

aVivek, I agree.

Also please make sure you keep her out of your mind tonight and are not doing this for memory reinforcement in your nightly task.

by southindian Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:49 am

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:horse face.

Max, you too make sure she's out of your mind tonight.

by Guest Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:03 am

So much love, Uff.

by Impedimenta Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:12 am

OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.

by indophile Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:24 am

Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.

Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.

by Seva Lamberdar Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:38 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.

Are you jealous of Mr. Saif Ali Khan for getting such a beautiful and talented wife? According to many sources, Kareena Kapoor seems to be the highest paid Indian actress recently.

by Guest Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:41 am

She is one of those actresses who doesn't look so good in random photos, but when essaying any role on the screen, she starts looking attractive for that character. Maybe it's the energy she brings on the screen. Somewhat ame with her sister, Karisma, after she went through transformation years ago.

by Seva Lamberdar Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:51 am

Vidya Bagchi wrote:She is one of those actresses who doesn't look so good in random photos, but when essaying any role on the screen, she starts looking attractive for that character. Maybe it's the energy she brings on the screen. Somewhat ame with her sister, Karisma, after she went through transformation years ago.

The proof of the pudding is in eating. Saif Ali gave up his family (wife and kids), chased her for about a decade before she finally agreed to marry him. There probably was also quite a convincing from her current MIL (Sharmila Tagore) to change the "friendship" into marriage.

by Guest Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:03 am

actually Saif left amrita long before he began dating kareena.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:13 am

Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.

Oh yeah....that too...

by southindian Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:29 am

indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.

Last 25 years in India. Women are helping in less clothing... every inch at a time.

When I see a fully clothed Indian woman on a good weather day, one or more can be true
- Someone died
- Festival hour on a holiday
- Culture or religious police

by Guest Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:33 am

southindian wrote:
indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
Last 25 years in India. Women are helping in less clothing... every inch at a time.

When I see a fully clothed Indian woman on a good weather day, one or more can be true
- Someone died
- Festival hour on a holiday
- Culture or religious police

or in my case, felt too lazy to shave.

by Propagandhi711 Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:02 am

I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.

by southindian Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:10 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.

So would MD... if given an opportunity.

This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...

by Merlot Daruwala Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:09 am

southindian wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
So would MD... if given an opportunity.

This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...

Of course, Avivek.

I do wish you'd get yourself a sarcasm meter from the Best Buy next door. In the mean time, here's a tip for you: don't take all of my posts literally. Most times I'm spoofing one or the other leading light of this board. This time, it was Jerji aka Vee Unkil.

by southindian Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:15 pm

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
southindian wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
So would MD... if given an opportunity.

This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...
Of course, Avivek.

I do wish you'd get yourself a sarcasm meter from the Best Buy next door. In the mean time, here's a tip for you: don't take all of my posts literally. Most times I'm spoofing one or the other leading light of this board. This time, it was Jerji aka Vee Unkil.

aVivek, Thanks. I went in-store and online at Best Buy, but all sarcasm meters are pre-booked by one Daruwala.

by pravalika nanda Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:29 pm

good-looking, well that's subjective. but how is she typically northindian?

she's not even indina-looking, she's probably Iranian or afghani in origin and her family is settled in india. I am indian-looking from every single angle, she's not.

imagine if someone took a picture of me or my progeny (in case I have them) and said "typical MA woman?" or "typical NJ woman?" that'd be weird. my kids will be indian-looking like me obviously.

by pravalika nanda Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:32 pm

indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.

I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.

by Impedimenta Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:38 pm

pravalika nanda wrote:
indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.

Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.

by pravalika nanda Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:46 pm

Impedimenta wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.

i'm not your sister.

by churi. Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:48 pm

The singular form of "species" is still "specieS".
"Specie" is not a valid word.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:00 pm

churi. wrote:The singular form of "species" is still "specieS".
"Specie" is not a valid word.

ok.

by southindian Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:01 pm

pravalika nanda wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
i'm not your sister.

I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.

by indophile Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:11 pm

Impedimenta wrote:
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both.

How do our heroines manage in song sequences dancing, prancing, and romancing while freezing in a light sari in Switzerland or Newzealand or some such location. I've once seen a BBC piece on Indian film shooting in Switzerland. It showed the director in nice thick wool overcoat with a nice thick woolen cap, hands in gloves (still warming over a cozy fire), while the poor heroine was freezing and in a sari but still had to smile and show inviting expressions in a romantic song. Of course, the comfortably situated director was striving for perfection:-).

by pravalika nanda Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:16 pm

southindian wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
i'm not your sister.
I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.

ha ha ha. well, get your mind out of the gutter. don't worry about my sex life, i don't.

by Guest Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:18 pm

pravalika nanda wrote:
southindian wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
i'm not your sister.
I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.
ha ha ha. well, get your mind out of the gutter. don't worry about my sex life, i don't.

what color is s3x, i forgot.

by southindian Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:24 pm

indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both.
How do our heroines manage in song sequences dancing, prancing, and romancing while freezing in a light sari in Switzerland or Newzealand or some such location. I've once seen a BBC piece on Indian film shooting in Switzerland. It showed the director in nice thick wool overcoat with a nice thick woolen cap, hands in gloves (still warming over a cozy fire), while the poor heroine was freezing and in a sari but still had to smile and show inviting expressions in a romantic song. Of course, the comfortably situated director was striving for perfection:-).

Those inviting expressions in freezing Swiss weather are genuine expressions of shivering souls looking for warmth and cuddle. No acting there.

by gone Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:30 pm

Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.

by MaxEntropy_Man Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:57 pm

mainstreet wrote:Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.

see what i mean? i don't like this woman's looks, i hate her outfit, and she is not my type, but fat she is NOT.

by Bittu Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:35 pm

the problem is pancho mainstreet. i hate her id, she is not my type, but troll she IS.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:45 pm

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:
mainstreet wrote:Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.
see what i mean? i don't like this woman's looks, i hate her outfit, and she is not my type, but fat she is NOT.

mainshit is a 5foot nothing short emaciated gujjuni that thinks she's caviar when she's fried okra in reality.

by indophile Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:58 pm

I don't think she is a Gujarati. On her dad's side she is 100% Punjabi. On her mom's side - her mom Babita is half Sindhi and half English. That's her "pravara."

by gone Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:05 pm

Are you kidding me? Look at those huge shoulders! She needs to go easy on the upper body strength training. She is very pretty and her complexion is flawless. That dress doesn't make any sense.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:22 pm

indophile wrote:I don't think she is a Gujarati. On her dad's side she is 100% Punjabi. On her mom's side - her mom Babita is half Sindhi and half English. That's her "pravara."

I was talking about mainshit I mean mainstreet

by bw Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:23 pm

Impedimenta wrote:
pravalika nanda wrote:
indophile wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.

really? i thought she forgot to change from her gym wear.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:54 pm

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.

C+

by nevada Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:56 pm

If Kareena Kapoor was an ORDINARY person - according to Rediff.

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