Typical Northindian specimen
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Typical Northindian specimen
Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
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aVivek, I agree.Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.
Also please make sure you keep her out of your mind tonight and are not doing this for memory reinforcement in your nightly task.
southindian- Posts : 4643
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Max, you too make sure she's out of your mind tonight.MaxEntropy_Man wrote:horse face.
southindian- Posts : 4643
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OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Impedimenta- Posts : 2791
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Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
indophile- Posts : 4338
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Are you jealous of Mr. Saif Ali Khan for getting such a beautiful and talented wife? According to many sources, Kareena Kapoor seems to be the highest paid Indian actress recently.Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.
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She is one of those actresses who doesn't look so good in random photos, but when essaying any role on the screen, she starts looking attractive for that character. Maybe it's the energy she brings on the screen. Somewhat ame with her sister, Karisma, after she went through transformation years ago.
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The proof of the pudding is in eating. Saif Ali gave up his family (wife and kids), chased her for about a decade before she finally agreed to marry him. There probably was also quite a convincing from her current MIL (Sharmila Tagore) to change the "friendship" into marriage.Vidya Bagchi wrote:She is one of those actresses who doesn't look so good in random photos, but when essaying any role on the screen, she starts looking attractive for that character. Maybe it's the energy she brings on the screen. Somewhat ame with her sister, Karisma, after she went through transformation years ago.
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actually Saif left amrita long before he began dating kareena.
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Oh yeah....that too...Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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Last 25 years in India. Women are helping in less clothing... every inch at a time.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
When I see a fully clothed Indian woman on a good weather day, one or more can be true
- Someone died
- Festival hour on a holiday
- Culture or religious police
southindian- Posts : 4643
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or in my case, felt too lazy to shave.southindian wrote:Last 25 years in India. Women are helping in less clothing... every inch at a time.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
When I see a fully clothed Indian woman on a good weather day, one or more can be true
- Someone died
- Festival hour on a holiday
- Culture or religious police
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I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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So would MD... if given an opportunity.Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...
southindian- Posts : 4643
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Of course, Avivek.southindian wrote:So would MD... if given an opportunity.Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...
I do wish you'd get yourself a sarcasm meter from the Best Buy next door. In the mean time, here's a tip for you: don't take all of my posts literally. Most times I'm spoofing one or the other leading light of this board. This time, it was Jerji aka Vee Unkil.
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
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aVivek, Thanks. I went in-store and online at Best Buy, but all sarcasm meters are pre-booked by one Daruwala.Merlot Daruwala wrote:Of course, Avivek.southindian wrote:So would MD... if given an opportunity.Propagandhi711 wrote:I would bang this ugly specimen like she were a shutter window in a tropical storm.
This is inclusive of the banging he does in his mind...
I do wish you'd get yourself a sarcasm meter from the Best Buy next door. In the mean time, here's a tip for you: don't take all of my posts literally. Most times I'm spoofing one or the other leading light of this board. This time, it was Jerji aka Vee Unkil.
southindian- Posts : 4643
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good-looking, well that's subjective. but how is she typically northindian?
she's not even indina-looking, she's probably Iranian or afghani in origin and her family is settled in india. I am indian-looking from every single angle, she's not.
imagine if someone took a picture of me or my progeny (in case I have them) and said "typical MA woman?" or "typical NJ woman?" that'd be weird. my kids will be indian-looking like me obviously.
she's not even indina-looking, she's probably Iranian or afghani in origin and her family is settled in india. I am indian-looking from every single angle, she's not.
imagine if someone took a picture of me or my progeny (in case I have them) and said "typical MA woman?" or "typical NJ woman?" that'd be weird. my kids will be indian-looking like me obviously.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
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I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
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Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
Impedimenta- Posts : 2791
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i'm not your sister.Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
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The singular form of "species" is still "specieS".
"Specie" is not a valid word.
"Specie" is not a valid word.
churi.- Posts : 59
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ok.churi. wrote:The singular form of "species" is still "specieS".
"Specie" is not a valid word.
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.pravalika nanda wrote:i'm not your sister.Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
southindian- Posts : 4643
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How do our heroines manage in song sequences dancing, prancing, and romancing while freezing in a light sari in Switzerland or Newzealand or some such location. I've once seen a BBC piece on Indian film shooting in Switzerland. It showed the director in nice thick wool overcoat with a nice thick woolen cap, hands in gloves (still warming over a cozy fire), while the poor heroine was freezing and in a sari but still had to smile and show inviting expressions in a romantic song. Of course, the comfortably situated director was striving for perfection:-).Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both.
indophile- Posts : 4338
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ha ha ha. well, get your mind out of the gutter. don't worry about my sex life, i don't.southindian wrote:I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.pravalika nanda wrote:i'm not your sister.Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
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what color is s3x, i forgot.pravalika nanda wrote:ha ha ha. well, get your mind out of the gutter. don't worry about my sex life, i don't.southindian wrote:I thought she said sister, meaning you as a nun... in religious or celibate category. A non-promiscuous sister.pravalika nanda wrote:i'm not your sister.Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
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Those inviting expressions in freezing Swiss weather are genuine expressions of shivering souls looking for warmth and cuddle. No acting there.indophile wrote:How do our heroines manage in song sequences dancing, prancing, and romancing while freezing in a light sari in Switzerland or Newzealand or some such location. I've once seen a BBC piece on Indian film shooting in Switzerland. It showed the director in nice thick wool overcoat with a nice thick woolen cap, hands in gloves (still warming over a cozy fire), while the poor heroine was freezing and in a sari but still had to smile and show inviting expressions in a romantic song. Of course, the comfortably situated director was striving for perfection:-).Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both.
southindian- Posts : 4643
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Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.
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see what i mean? i don't like this woman's looks, i hate her outfit, and she is not my type, but fat she is NOT.mainstreet wrote:Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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the problem is pancho mainstreet. i hate her id, she is not my type, but troll she IS.
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mainshit is a 5foot nothing short emaciated gujjuni that thinks she's caviar when she's fried okra in reality.MaxEntropy_Man wrote:see what i mean? i don't like this woman's looks, i hate her outfit, and she is not my type, but fat she is NOT.mainstreet wrote:Oh my goodness! She is so fat and I hate her outfit.
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I don't think she is a Gujarati. On her dad's side she is 100% Punjabi. On her mom's side - her mom Babita is half Sindhi and half English. That's her "pravara."
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Are you kidding me? Look at those huge shoulders! She needs to go easy on the upper body strength training. She is very pretty and her complexion is flawless. That dress doesn't make any sense.
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I was talking about mainshit I mean mainstreetindophile wrote:I don't think she is a Gujarati. On her dad's side she is 100% Punjabi. On her mom's side - her mom Babita is half Sindhi and half English. That's her "pravara."
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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really? i thought she forgot to change from her gym wear.Impedimenta wrote:Sister Pn Sister PN,pravalika nanda wrote:I like the saree, very stylish. I have one like that - it was called an abstract print saree when it was sold to me - it is pastel pink, yellow, black and white and comes in panes like this one. might wear it for the winter holidays.indophile wrote:Just innovation. First there is sari. Then half-sari look alike sari. Next, it's natural evolution into double half-sari look alike sari.Impedimenta wrote:OMG, she is ugly. what in the world is she wearing? looks like curtain cloth, mismatched.
Winter holidays, an outfit like that, depending on where one lives, the subject will either have pneumonia or frostbite or both. But i do however like the blouse. I have one similar to that, but a halter in satin with sequins, red. i wear that with a black saree, in satin. Satya paul.
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C+Merlot Daruwala wrote:Observe (a) the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed body type and (b) the bad teeth and (c) the unhealthy, sallow complexion. This is what centuries of quaffing aloo-gobi, gobi-gobi and aloo-aloo (while culling female foetuses on the side) can do to a specie.
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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If Kareena Kapoor was an ORDINARY person - according to Rediff.
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