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Post by confuzzled dude Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:23 pm

A survey identifies some telltale signs. Here are a few
 
●Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
 
●Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about
 
●Groaning when you bend down
 
●Hating noisy pubs
 
●You don’t know any songs in the top 10
 
●Taking a flask of tea on a day out
 
●Obsessive gardening or bird feeding
 
●Booking a cruise
 
●Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
 
●When you start complaining about more things
 
●Being told off for politically incorrect opinions
 
●Flogging the family car for something sportier
 
●When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore
 
●You get shocked by how racy music videos are
 
●Buying travel sweets for the car
 
●When you know your alcohol limit
 
●Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates
 
●Falling asleep after one glass of wine
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/in-denial-that-youve-reached-middle-age-a-survey-identifies-some-telltale-signs/2013/12/13/0868a3a2-5dd4-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html?hpid=z3

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:47 pm

Let's see:

A survey identifies some telltale signs. Here are a few
 
●Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs. No but effort involved is more.
 
●Finding you have no idea what “young people” are talking about. No. Quick to catch that train.
 
●Groaning when you bend down. Yes.
 
●Hating noisy pubs. Yes, but always did.
 
●You don’t know any songs in the top 10. No, I know them all.
 
●Taking a flask of tea on a day out. No
 
●Obsessive gardening or bird feeding. No.
 
●Booking a cruise. No. but that's coz i got no monnie.
 
●Complaining about the rubbish on television these days. No.
 
●When you start complaining about more things. Yes.
 
●Being told off for politically incorrect opinions. Yes. Kids' friends have said so to her about me.
 
●Flogging the family car for something sportier. No. No Monnie situation.
 
●When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore. Yes.
 
●You get shocked by how racy music videos are. No.
 
●Buying travel sweets for the car. Yes.
 
●When you know your alcohol limit. Yes.
 
●Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates. Yes.
 
●Falling asleep after one glass of wine. No.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:53 pm

confuzzled dude wrote:A survey identifies some telltale signs. Here are a few
 
●Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
 

●Obsessively recycling/ knowing the collection dates
 
●Falling asleep after one glass of wine
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/in-denial-that-youve-reached-middle-age-a-survey-identifies-some-telltale-signs/2013/12/13/0868a3a2-5dd4-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html?hpid=z3

When you look for tips on what constitutes middle age.....all the time...Razz


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