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F.U.Q # 2 (Kirket)
by The Absolute Zero Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:37 pm
Q. Why did the Indian team got all out on 4th day?
A. They had a business meeting to sign books with world cup on 5th day at 10 AM in Nottingham. And England refused bookies and did not cooperate (They said, this is *NOT* world cup!)
Q.How does India make heroes?
A. By allowing the 6th and 7th down batsmen get their 50s and 100s
Q. Then what about Dravid's 100s? (34 of them)
A. We lost only two of the tests where he scored 100. That record needed to be updated. Now he is on hatrick in the next test. Advance congratulations
Q. Why did India lose?
A. Because Dhoni could not bowl due to an injury (Mental)
Q. Positives for India?
A. $kar is back to form (so a Rohit Sharma, A Pujara and someone else is cursing his fate for next "n" years because he cannot get into the team)
Q. Why did not the crisis (err circus) man Laxman save the side?
A. Because he can save when batting at 6. Dhobi asked him to bat at 3. He had no tail enders for company.
Q. Howz the new coach doing?
A. Excellent because he transferred all the Indian "secrets," if any to England players.
Q. What is the BCCI doing?
A. Business as usual of course. TV ratings have been good. Coffers are full. Academies are buzzing with young players, IPL is right on track, next year, next to next and later. Not a cause to ruffle a feather.
Q. What happened to magic from Ishant Sharma?
A. Old time story of magician losing his hair and beard; so he lost his magic with his hair. Wait till it grows back and he will show his "class" against Zimbabwe or Bangladesh.
Q. Why did Dhobi call back Ian Bell?
A. Grace under loss. The match was lost as early as 3rd day. Why not get claps instead of a win?
Q. Where does India go from here?
A. As the law says ...."If you ever think you reached the top, since movement is the way of life, then your movement will be downwards."
A. They had a business meeting to sign books with world cup on 5th day at 10 AM in Nottingham. And England refused bookies and did not cooperate (They said, this is *NOT* world cup!)
Q.How does India make heroes?
A. By allowing the 6th and 7th down batsmen get their 50s and 100s
Q. Then what about Dravid's 100s? (34 of them)
A. We lost only two of the tests where he scored 100. That record needed to be updated. Now he is on hatrick in the next test. Advance congratulations
Q. Why did India lose?
A. Because Dhoni could not bowl due to an injury (Mental)
Q. Positives for India?
A. $kar is back to form (so a Rohit Sharma, A Pujara and someone else is cursing his fate for next "n" years because he cannot get into the team)
Q. Why did not the crisis (err circus) man Laxman save the side?
A. Because he can save when batting at 6. Dhobi asked him to bat at 3. He had no tail enders for company.
Q. Howz the new coach doing?
A. Excellent because he transferred all the Indian "secrets," if any to England players.
Q. What is the BCCI doing?
A. Business as usual of course. TV ratings have been good. Coffers are full. Academies are buzzing with young players, IPL is right on track, next year, next to next and later. Not a cause to ruffle a feather.
Q. What happened to magic from Ishant Sharma?
A. Old time story of magician losing his hair and beard; so he lost his magic with his hair. Wait till it grows back and he will show his "class" against Zimbabwe or Bangladesh.
Q. Why did Dhobi call back Ian Bell?
A. Grace under loss. The match was lost as early as 3rd day. Why not get claps instead of a win?
Q. Where does India go from here?
A. As the law says ...."If you ever think you reached the top, since movement is the way of life, then your movement will be downwards."
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Re: F.U.Q # 2 (Kirket)
by Guest Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:34 pm
Congrats Sania!
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