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Post by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 2:08 pm

Pehalwan: -mere Tatte neele Ho gaye hain
hakeem: – kaat ke nikalne padenge, zehar fail gaya hai
Pehalwan :- kaat de

(2 Din baad)
Pehalwan:- Mera lund bhi nila ho gaya Hai.
Hakeem:- ye bhi katna padega, waha pipe laga doonga
Pehelwan :- kaat de

(2 din baad)
Pehalwan : Pipe bhi neeli ho gayi hai
Hakeem : chinta na kar, bimari ka pata lag gaya, tere langot
ka rang utar raha hai

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Post by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 2:15 pm

strange that you are getting the same sms jokes that i am..

ok, here we go:

santa said 2 doctor: poore shareer me jaha bhi ungl lagao to bahut dard hota hai.

Dr,. suggested x-ray 4 full body.

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FRACTURE in FINGER!!!!!!!

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Post by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 2:23 pm

Dhritarashtra - Gandhari, hum ati prasanna hue ki aapne hume shath putra diye!

Gandhari - Swami, yadi aap andhe nahi hote toh ye sambhav nahi hota!

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Post by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 12:32 am

osama getting killed in pakistan means only one thing......
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even terrorists are not safe in pakistan! Sad

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Post by charvaka Wed May 04, 2011 12:33 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:osama getting killed in pakistan means only one thing......
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even terrorists are not safe in pakistan! Sad
lol!
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Post by artood2 Wed May 04, 2011 2:23 am

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"


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