Blast from the Past 10: Catfight

Trashed Housewife, Why I have no life outside of CH, and other stories...


started by
be nice please 2 yrs ago

Good morning Trashy ,

I urge you not to leave. If you leave this avatar, who will post 1
cheezy Jitinder song a day? Who will bat her eyelids and ask dumb
question like what is a vagina and how are babies made? Who will post
delicious stories of how it felt when you pressed your cup A sized boobs
against a glass window (with your clothes on of course). If you hair
were blond and not oily brown, you would be a quintessential dumb blond
(albeit ugly).

I am disturbed by your psychoticness to switch handles just to take
revenge on a CH "handle". I am 100% sure this is the work of a woman.
And that woman is you. Ah and your timing was impeccable, werent you
secretly hoping that ppl would think that it was Bittu Sharma Boy2girl?
You naught you! :-p. Only woman can be sneaky, men will be vulgar to
your face.

No body loves anybody else on CH 'that' much that they will
invent a handle and go stalker on it all day long.This is definitely the
work of the 'wounded' . Your conversation with yourself when you got
weary in the end was lovely. If you did not speak such bad engliss
and did not show so much anger, frustration and psychotic-stalker
behavior, you would not have given it away so easily, that the other
retard handle was you. That was clearly the work of the 'wounded'
Just because you may have been longer on the board does not necessarily
mean that you are saner or more conscientious. (yeah look it up in the
beeehari to english dikshinary)

I don't know who you are and have seen you on CH recently, from what I
remember of my little interaction with you, you are a harmless boring
person.

I may have even exchanged some normal-pleasant posts with you.I
did not notice you till recently when you started taking pot shots at
me. Woman, this is going to be my 1 and only serious interaction with
you. Even though you are vacouus in the brains department, I do this
only because (to my surprise:) you are still crying like a snotty kid
with a runny nose and throwing a tantrum on CH. Jesus Christ, why do
people take handles so seriously. There are *so many* people who need
to get a life outside of CH Ok here you go, internalize this: If you
take jabs at me, I will ignore you. But, if you decide to continue and
are asking for it - I WILL put you in your place. And that would involve
you having to suck a lottta dog poop. Ok? ok.



Anyway coming back to the main topic, I know you have had a lifelong
struggle with being overweight that’s why you look for constant
gratification on CH, but thats ok, fat chicks can be sexy too. Though
you will need to moderate your cheeziness and dubmness in general. Or
else there is a high possibility that you will end up dying fat, just
like I might end up dying single and a virgin.

Love,
Bnp




Next Story, Why I do have no life outside of CH?


Because I don't uwant to/u have a life outside of CH. I am 46, single,
never been laid. No friends (TW, i meant frAnds), family, acquaintances.
I am 6.4inches tall, Chest=flat, waist=48 inches, ass=non-existant.
Having dark scaly skin doesn't help either.

I thought my life is coming
to an end and was about to jump from the same building as JBF was.

But then something amazing happened. I discovered Sulekha Coffehouse.
The elixir for miserable lost souls like me. What a revelation it was.
It restored my faith in humanity. I mean the kind of love, affection
and amusemetn I have received from people here, I have NEVER receive
before.....and I am sure I will NEVER receive anywhere else. Enamel,
Team Suleka, Priya are now friends for life. When I wake up in the AM,
there is nothing more I look forward to than CH forums. I wish there
were 30 hours in a day. Then, I would be on CH 30-7.

Pardon the, typos, spelling mistakes, bad grammar, bold, the italics
and the underline. I am not capable of writing better engliss. I can
write like this only.Trashed Housewife, Why I have no life outside of CH, and other stories...

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/trashed-housewife-why-i-have-no-life-outside-of-ch-and-other-stories-934919.htm

hahaha... loved my line here... Was so creative.

hahahaha One gadhi, who can't read or write more than 3 lines at a time, is telling another gadhi, who keeps forgetting that God meant her to exist as a gadha in the world, to blog more. Total gadhapanti. I laugh so much, tears come in my eyes.

Do you think Satya Upadhyaji has been getting any sleep for the last few days?

Will know when he digs up your blast from the past.

Rashmun wrote:Trashed Housewife, Why I have no life outside of CH, and other stories...


started by
be nice please 2 yrs ago
....does not necessarily
mean that you are saner or more conscientious. (yeah look it up in the
beeehari to english dikshinary)

i hope she/he meant english to beehari dictionary. i remember asking BNP to desist from repeatedly belittling biharis. and BNP had stopped. BNP was also a pink floyd fan (i remember BNP winning one pink floyd related argument with me). where did BNP suddenly disappear? any theories?

BNP is like that undying soul jo sirf shareer badalti hai, kabhi marti nahi.



edit: even I had requested her to stop belittling me just coz I was a beehari.

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:

Rashmun wrote:Trashed Housewife, Why I have no life outside of CH, and other stories...


started by
be nice please 2 yrs ago
....does not necessarily
mean that you are saner or more conscientious. (yeah look it up in the
beeehari to english dikshinary)

i hope she/he meant english to beehari dictionary. i remember asking BNP to desist from repeatedly belittling biharis. and BNP had stopped. BNP was also a pink floyd fan (i remember BNP winning one pink floyd related argument with me). where did BNP suddenly disappear? any theories?

no idea.

Tracy Whitney wrote:BNP is like that undying soul jo sirf shareer badalti hai, kabhi marti nahi.

she did say that she misses you:

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/trashy-whitney-is-missing-936258.htm

her credibility is in the mud, so why would we believe anything she says?

sometimes I don't get people.

who has the time to argue and fight non stop in an anonymous forum. More than that, I can't believe that some one wrote a 3 paragraph post to rant about some perceived insults.

Tracy Whitney wrote:BNP is like that undying soul jo sirf shareer badalti hai, kabhi marti nahi.



edit: even I had requested her to stop belittling me just coz I was a beehari.

uiii, just read the whole sulekha thread. i too had participated in it, i noticed, as "sipahii." qb mistakes liquorseeker (AB) for one of your avatars. BNP misspells vouyer as voyer (and cheekily asks you to check its meaning in a dictionary). headlites is insinuated as being impy.

bnp writes chalu english. this is eerie. if there were undying souls in old ch i think they were not restricted to AS and AA.

oh here's that link... if you scroll below bnp asks me who jlf was... and then up somewhere I gave her the proof that she's lying, but added that maybe she just forgot.



http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/Indian-Men-922287.htm



She could have said she forgot, and the story would have ended there. But she didn't and all the fun began right after that.

doofus_maximus wrote:sometimes I don't get people.

who has the time to argue and fight non stop in an anonymous forum. More than that, I can't believe that some one wrote a 3 paragraph post to rant about some perceived insults.

Better that they fight on the forum than have a kukri battle.

LOL.

actually read BNP's post... "It restored my faith in humanity."

Tracy Whitney wrote:oh here's that link... if you scroll below bnp asks me who jlf was... and then up somewhere I gave her the proof that she's lying, but added that maybe she just forgot.



http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/Indian-Men-922287.htm



She could have said she forgot, and the story would have ended there. But she didn't and all the fun began right after that.

yes, you nailed BNP. he/she was a troll. and i will tend to go with your hypothesis that the troll's fundamental grievance was bittu's popularity or machismo or popularity.

ufff...It's damn easy to spark off catfights.

Tracy don't you think it's time to practise some silence instead of over- reacting for your own good? or ya are enjoying this:?:



well-timed silence is the most commanding expression....Just saying

Rekz wrote:ufff...It's damn easy to spark off catfights.

Tracy don't you think it's time to practise some silence instead of over- reacting for your own good? or ya are enjoying this:?:



well-timed silence is the most commanding expression....Just saying

Dear Chennaikar, have you ever teased the monkeys at the zoo?

doofus_maximus wrote:sometimes I don't get people.

who has the time to argue and fight non stop in an anonymous forum. More than that, I can't believe that some one wrote a 3 paragraph post to rant about some perceived insults.

Also, I think that same person also complained about the other destructive handle digging up old, useless threads/posts in the OLD CH thus destroying CHommunal harmony.