In the Land of the Telugus

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 9:21 am

All men have some weakness or the other. Some have a weakness for tobacco, some for alcohol, and so forth. My own weakness is not that uncommon i suppose. I have a weakness for women. In pursuit of pussy i have traversed all over Pak land, and now a chief motivation for my travels in India is to experience first hand the pleasures that Indian women have to offer. For this purpose i am currently traveling all over India from Kashmir in the North to Kanya Kumari in the South and from Gujarat and Rajasthan in the West to West Bengal, Orissa and Assam and the 'seven sister' states in the east. You must not think me to be a vulgar 'mongerer' though. I am a connoisseur and have read pornographic literature from all over the world from western porn to chinese and japanese porn and of course Indian porn. I have also read the Kamasutra in three different translations and have written my own commentary on the text. But i digress.

In this thread, i propose to write about my experiences in the land of the Telugus.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 9:31 am

10 % of the total population of Telangana constitutes tribals and if you do not take into account the population of Greater Hyderabad, this percentage rises significantly. Leaving aside Greater Hyderabad, there seems to be a strong tribal element in all of Telangana culture. One consequence of this tribal element is that Telangana women in the non-Hyderabad region have few inhibitions when it comes to sex. This openness and directness appealed greatly to this humble lad of Lahore.

My adventures started in Adilabad and culminated in Khammam which has the highest tribal population in the Telangana region.

(to be continued)

by Vakavaka Pakapaka Fri May 30, 2014 10:26 am

Hey Abdul mian,

Looks like BIMARU Yadavs in UP are liberating Dalit women and sending them to Paradise.

Maneka Gandhi (women's welfare minister) says that the situation is serious. MullahYaam must be careful. Maneka follows her convictions and she will cut MullahYaam to size if he tinkers with her.

BIMARU Yadav Goons Hatao

by Vakavaka Pakapaka Fri May 30, 2014 10:40 am

Maneka is starting "rape crisis" centres all across BIMARU UP on an urgent basis. Apparently, the local police force is corrupt and mostly Yadavs and some are related to MullahYaam. Maneka will show MullahYaam where he belongs. She is a tough cookie.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 10:49 am

Vakavaka, this thread is about having some fun. Do not be a kabab mein haddi.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 11:02 am

Abdul wrote:10 % of the total population of Telangana constitutes tribals and if you do not take into account the population of Greater Hyderabad, this percentage rises significantly. Leaving aside Greater Hyderabad, there seems to be a strong tribal element in all of Telangana culture. One consequence of this tribal element is that Telangana women in the non-Hyderabad region have few inhibitions when it comes to sex. This openness and directness appealed greatly to this humble lad of Lahore.

My adventures started in Adilabad and culminated in Khammam which has the highest tribal population in the Telangana region.

(to be continued)

I have mentioned about the strong tribal element in Telangana culture and i have clarified that i exclude Greater Hyderabad from this Telangana culture since Greater Hyderabad has its own (cosmopolitan) culture. I also mentioned about the lack of sexual inhibitions in Telangana women because of what i believe to be the tribal element in Telangana culture.

To continue:

There are some interesting peculiarities in Telangana women which distinguish them from say Rayalaseema women. Small things. Like for instance, if you are a young man like me and you were to stare at a comely Telangana lass. The Telangana girl would stare right back at you; a Rayalaseema girl would in contrast look away from you and perhaps blush. Coastal Andhra women are more complicated and i will come to them in due course.

Another distinguishing aspect of Telangana women, arising from Telangana culture, is that they (and also the men) like to drink alcohol*. There are also festivals in Telangana in which drinking and dancing (and the consequent promiscuity) is the order of the day for both men and women. These kind of festivals are unique to Telangana; they are not to be seen in Rayalaseema or Coastal Andhra. Just after Telangana farmers have planted the seeds for their new crops there is one particular day in which a general debauchery is permitted (in many parts of Telangana) in the belief that this will increase the fertility of the soil and lead to a bumper production of crops.

* http://www.greatandhra.com/viewnews.php?id=12699&cat=&scat=16

(to be continued)

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 11:05 am

Vakavaka please correct any mistakes i am making in my posts. Thanks.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 11:59 am

There are some interesting peculiarities about Telangana women when it comes to sex. To begin with, they seem to like mounting the man and adopting the woman-on-top position. Many of them also seem to enjoy the doggy style posture. They are also more receptive to doing Greek--which most of them seem to enjoy--than other women i have known anywhere. They seem to enjoy listening to, and saying themselves, coarse words all through the sexual act and instead of moaning they seem to yodel during sex especially as they come to, and reach, orgasm.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 12:03 pm

Rayalaseema women tend to be gentle, soft, pliable. They like the usual man-on-top posture and usually take a lot of convincing to try Greek which they typically do not seem to like. Just as making love to a Telangana woman is exhilarating, so making love to a Rayalaseema woman is soothing and relaxing in comparison. They come to orgasm relatively quickly and like to cuddle up after the sexual act is complete.

by MaxEntropy_Man Fri May 30, 2014 12:07 pm

hmm... move over naipaul.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 12:19 pm

Of all the telugu women i have known, Coastal Andhra women have got to be the most beautiful. Many of these women have a golden colored skin complexion, and--often-- hazel colored eyes. They are relatively tall and comely. They are not as aggressive in love play as Telangana women, they are not fond of drinking and dancing since the tribal element is absent in Coastal Andhra culture. On the other hand, they are more aggressive than Rayalaseema women. They also tend to be more street smart than either Rayalaseema or Telangana women and it requires a lot of pursuit to get them to agree to sleep with you. They are skilled in love play and seem to know various techniques which they introduced to me.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 12:23 pm

if you rape a Coastal Andhra woman she will kill you. If you rape a Telangana woman she will kill you after first castrating you. If you rape a Rayalaseema woman she will go into a state of shock and would subsequently forgive you if you begged for mercy. Generally speaking, of course.

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 1:20 pm

Abdul wrote:There are some interesting peculiarities about Telangana women when it comes to sex. To begin with, they seem to like mounting the man and adopting the woman-on-top position. Many of them also seem to enjoy the doggy style posture. They are also more receptive to doing Greek--which ~~most~~ many of them seem to enjoy--than other women i have known anywhere. They seem to enjoy listening to, and saying themselves, coarse words all through the sexual act and instead of moaning they seem to yodel during sex especially as they come to, and reach, orgasm.

*Corrected*

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 1:49 pm

During my stay with the tribals of Khammam in Telangana i managed to befriend a tribe and played a role in protecting the tribal chief from an attack by rivals. The tribal chief gave me a girl from his tribe for the night. When i approached her in bed, the bitch wouldn't let me touch her. I am a pathan and as per the custom of my people i proceeded to rape her. After all, she had been given to me for the night.

Later on i faced huge problems since it turned out that the girl had a boyfriend and she and her male friend managed--after i had left the tribe--to track me down, drug me, torture me, and they almost succeeded in castrating and killing me. It is with great difficulty that i managed to escape.

by swapna Fri May 30, 2014 2:01 pm

Abdul wrote:instead of moaning they seem to yodel during sex especially as they come to, and reach, orgasm.

Hahaha, abdulmian, these must be telugu tribals who grew up in the swiss alps.

Have you come across any yodeling woman of the Glut tribe here in this forum?

by Abdul Fri May 30, 2014 2:13 pm

swapna wrote:
Abdul wrote:instead of moaning they seem to yodel during sex especially as they come to, and reach, orgasm.
Hahaha, abdulmian, these must be telugu tribals who grew up in the swiss alps.

Have you come across any yodeling woman of the Glut tribe here in this forum?

no i have not. in your experience which part of India is populated by the most beautiful of all Indian women?

by Guest Fri May 30, 2014 4:08 pm

I once had a telugu colleague who was the Casanova type. A lot of what Abdul has written about Telangana, Rayalaseema, and Coastal Andhra women seems to corroborate with what my colleague told me about these women.

by swapna Fri May 30, 2014 4:43 pm

Rashmun wrote:I once had a telugu colleague who was the Casanova type. A lot of what Abdul has written about Telangana, Rayalaseemeda, and Coastal Andhra women seems to corroborate with what my colleague told me about these women.

"Seems to corroborate," not "seems to corroborate with."

by Guest Fri May 30, 2014 7:34 pm

swapna wrote:
Rashmun wrote:I once had a telugu colleague who was the Casanova type. A lot of what Abdul has written about Telangana, Rayalaseemeda, and Coastal Andhra women seems to corroborate with what my colleague told me about these women.

"Seems to corroborate," not "seems to corroborate with."

Thank you.

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