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Post by Guest Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:55 am


when was your last?

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:15 am

My last root canal was 14 years ago.
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Post by Merlot Daruwala Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:21 am

This reminds me of the workplace in my first job, in Delhi. The standard greeting every morning was "kal kittha?" It sounded especially vulgar when posed to elderly Mr Luthra who'd gamely smile as though he was hearing it the first time.
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:22 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:My last root canal was 14 years ago.

Mine was 8 years ago, ugh. I have a HUGE peeve about it. That's a story in itself, am sure I posted it. My son's was last year and the way the stupid young dentist went about it, I wanted to gouge her eyes out, coz I really didn't think it was necessary and even if it was, she didn't convince me in a right upfront way, felt hoodwinked. Ever since then I made sure with the office that my kids are never scheduled with her. They don't even put them on the same floor as hers lol.

But I was uh, talking about stuff I am deprived of currently.

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:24 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:This reminds me of the workplace in my first job, in Delhi. The standard greeting every morning was "kal kittha?" It sounded especially vulgar when posed to elderly Mr Luthra who'd gamely smile as though he was hearing it the first time.

8-9 years ago when I began talking with XB, eventually we discussed our seks lives. After that, whenever we would talk he would ask, 'kab kiya last'. Felt odd initially, but got used to it.

XH is right I think whenever he complains how XB spoiled me in terms of being crude and learning to curse, etc. lol.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:17 pm

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Merlot Daruwala wrote:My last root canal was 14 years ago.

Mine was 8 years ago, ugh. I have a HUGE peeve about it. That's a story in itself, am sure I posted it. My son's was last year and the way the stupid young dentist went about it, I wanted to gouge her eyes out, coz I really didn't think it was necessary and even if it was, she didn't convince me in a right upfront way, felt hoodwinked. Ever since then I made sure with the office that my kids are never scheduled with her. They don't even put them on the same floor as hers lol.

But I was uh, talking about stuff I am deprived of currently.

You mean buying sarees? Jewelry, diamond ring, car?

Wait.. are you asking about the last "speeding ticket" on the NJ parkingway?

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:26 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
You mean buying sarees? Jewelry, diamond ring, car?

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now I feel really pathetic about my life.

My last sari was 7 years ago,
Last piece of 'BIG' jewelry was also then.
Diamond ring was 10 years ago. Is kept in a safe for last 5 years, should sell it really - wasn't that expensive to begin with.
And car was also 10 years ago. XH did buy another car 4 years ago but sold it 2 years ago.

That brings me to the main issue. My car is due for servicing, so I will ask those people too. But anyway, it's started showing its temps in negatives lately. Like -40F. That would have been fine, but it also kicks off heating unless I set the thermostat in low 60s with AC on. How many years does it have left?

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:50 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
You mean buying sarees? Jewelry, diamond ring, car?

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now I feel really pathetic about my life.

My last sari was 7 years ago,
Last piece of 'BIG' jewelry was also then.
Diamond ring was 10 years ago. Is kept in a safe for last 5 years, should sell it really - wasn't that expensive to begin with.
And car was also 10 years ago. XH did buy another car 4 years ago but sold it 2 years ago.

That brings me to the main issue. My car is due for servicing, so I will ask those people too. But anyway, it's started showing its temps in negatives lately. Like -40F. That would have been fine, but it also kicks off heating unless I set the thermostat in low 60s with AC on. How many years does it have left?

Your is all high(ER) tech cars and there may be more involved.

Since it is a 10 yr old car, find a street corner mechanic and tell him about the problem. Most likely your thermostat is going bad. It is a $5 thingie that a man (...Razz) can change easily (if he is so inclined). If not you will have severe heating issue during winter and the gas mileage will plummet as well.

Or, perhaps, your car is going through its peri-menopausal period....Razz

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Post by b_A Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:16 pm

u a clinton fan ?

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:18 pm

b_A wrote:u a clinton fan ?

Are u a virgin?

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Post by michelle2 Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:47 pm

Rashmun wrote:
b_A wrote:u a clinton fan ?

Are u a virgin?

hahaha! one of the many virgin-boys of sulekha!

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:53 pm

michelle2 wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
b_A wrote:u a clinton fan ?

Are u a virgin?

hahaha! one of the many virgin-boys of sulekha!

I am now all confused... who is all ecstatic and excited at the possibility of b_A still being a virgin?

You or Al-Akbari ????

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:07 pm

More than two years ago! Someone here wants to cheer you up pretty bad, BK. Razz

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:09 pm

Kinnera wrote:More than two years ago! Someone here wants to cheer you up pretty bad, BK. Razz

haha, matter of time before I hit that mark.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:14 am

Very inconsiderate to not offer a suitable option for the virgins amongst us.
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Post by Guest Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:24 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Very inconsiderate to not offer a suitable option for the virgins amongst us.

more than 2 years should work, no?

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:30 am

Not in response to "When was your last?"
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Post by Guest Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:32 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Not in response to "When was your last?"

lol. should have added 'never', but I mean, this is a forum of seasoned uncles and aunties...

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:34 am

How will we attract any young blood here if we are not inclusive?? This board needs a Diversity Policy! Admin!!!
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Post by Guest Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:39 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:How will we attract any young blood here if we are not inclusive?? This board needs a Diversity Policy! Admin!!!

lol, I wish someone brand new comes and stays long enough to comment on the shocks they get seeing the freaks here.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:44 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:How will we attract any young blood here if we are not inclusive?? This board needs a Diversity Policy! Admin!!!

lol, I wish someone brand new comes and stays long enough to comment on the shocks they get seeing the freaks here.  

Opening your post, I thought you MIGHT HAVE just reset your stop watch this morning....

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:51 pm



....Then one day while washing dishes, I realized that we had gone eight days without touching each other. Eight days was a quite some time for us. But the thing that bothered me the most was that I hadn't missed it. And I knew that was a problem. So that night after we put the baby to bed, I gave Riley my best come hither glance. Yes, I was tired and felt about as desirable as the "feed the birds" lady in Mary Poppins. But while drying the dishes, it occurred to me that 16 year old Meg must have understood something about sex that 20-something Meg had forgotten. And maybe, just maybe it was worth remembering. Without further ado here are five reasons you should have sex with your husband every night:

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