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by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:00 pm

Characters:

Meenakshi
Subbunathan
Joblessfella

Meenakshi is 28. Works at wallmart....

continue.

by Propagandhi711 Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:06 pm

is this a mystery?

one day coconuts started appearing near the bra/underwear isles..first there was one..then there were four. one of them had a bit of blood and skin sticking to them...

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:14 pm

Mr Subbunathan is an esteemed IT professional. Just recently rose to the ranks of a manager. His job is to build a new team. He is busy interviewing many IT programmers these days.

he enters the wallmart one day and sees the coconuts....

by Propagandhi711 Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:17 pm

joblessfella is a ne'er do well bihari with inflated sense of self (false ego) and a predisposition to suicide ideation. he likes to hunt for flabby aunties on matrimony sites and then hate "Self" for pursuing carnal relations with late 20s, oily faced neo-aunties.

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:29 pm

He is also out of job. Once he got called for an interview. He was sure he would nail it, with his dashing looks et al. He enters the room and sees Subbunathan. Subbu saw JLF and cleared his squared glasses.....

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:31 pm

...behind Subbu enters his admin Meenakshi, and JLF is taken aback instantly by her super-bright eyes and 100-watt smile. Subbu loudly clears his throat, lookiing sternly at JLF and says, "Control your Self"...

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:39 pm

K now that the story is going that way, let's change 'Meenakshi works at Wallmart' to 'Meenakshi shops at Wallmart'.

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Subbu sees the smile too. He sees the shock on JLF's face as well. However, JLF is soon turned off. Behind that 100-watt smile was Meenakshi's thick tongue. But subbu doesn't notice this mild recoil. He thinks JLF has fallen for this dravid sundari. He is jealous of JLF's muscular disposition as opposed to his own tiny puny brahmin body.

by doofus_maximus Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:45 pm

Porno version: Meenakshi and the two guys have a menage-a-trois.

it is not gay if the two guys don't make eye contact.

bwahahahaha

by Propagandhi711 Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:47 pm

also eating is not cheating, said meenakshi to the muscularly disposed joblessfella with her fishy eyes full of desire.

by doofus_maximus Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:49 pm

i forgot the music for this version...

bowchikka bowchikka...

by Propagandhi711 Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:51 pm

"meenu, those are some damn fine pumpkins you're stealing from wallmart grocery section in the back of your skirts" said suicidey in courtly manner. thul thul meenakshi's eyes fluttered at the backhanded compliment.

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:53 pm

"Hello"
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"HELLO mister" shouts Subbu and JFL jolts up from his mid-interview day-dream and starts scratching his head. Meenakshi has this mysterious half-smile looking at him while he wipes off the saliva from the left side of his mouth with the back of his hand...

"Sorry" JLF says, "I was thinking about your question when a thul-thul thought came"

"What is this, I say?" says Subbu - his nostrils are now flaring and face is becoming red with anger.

He suddenly stands up and says loudly, "Get out of here"

"Before you go, see this" see and rips out a picture from his pocket, dropping his ink pen in the process, "I have six-pack body, don't try to show off, mister. And she is my rakhi sister, ok!"

by Guest Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:56 pm

Meenakshi insists JLF be seated again, and asks Subbu to atleast finish the interview.

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:46 am

Subbu opened his mouth to say something but no words came out. He stood there, undecided, looking at JLF and then at Meenakshi and back at JLF.

Meenakshi walked over and put an arm on his shoulder, gently seating him down. "Please," she whispered into his ear.

JLF's eyes were transfixed by the sight of all that cleavage revealed when the buxom Meenakshi bent down.

by Rekz Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:09 am

Very good....story selected 5***** stars...you all know which site this si gonna be published:P

by Another Brick Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:18 am

it is important to let know our readers what subbanathan did before coming to wallmart.

Subbanathan woke up and after his shave and shower, put on a black trouser and a shirt that left no hints of the fact that it was once white. Most accomplished authors would have been at loss of words to describe its color and would have probably settled for “nondescript.” He also wore a pair of shoes which looked as if they have seen the entire world but never a shoe polish. He generously applied coconut oil to his hair and he wasn’t any less generous when he applied talc on his neck. An innocent by-stander, unaware of south indian traditions, could have been forgiven for thinking that Subba had smeared some of that talc on his forehead.

by Guest Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:48 am

Goaded by his beautiful admin, subbu decides to continue with the interview. He adjusted the crease of his shirt that was neatly folded a little below his elbows. then he adjusted his square glasses and began asking in-depth technical questions to unsuspecting jlf. Seeing jlf's discomfort would encourage subbu even more. He would run his fingers through his thick mustache and offer half a smile while waiting for jlf to reply.

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:51 am

Meenakshi was only half-listening to the back and forth in the room. She could feel butterflies in her stomach but her face was a mask. She kept her gaze demurely lowered, but every now and then, she couldn't help steal a glance at the clock.

It was going to happen any time now. And she was pleased with herself - it was only her quick thinking that had ensured that JLF did not walk out of the room before it was time. That would have been a disaster.

by Impedimenta Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:27 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Meenakshi was only half-listening to the back and forth in the room. She could feel butterflies in her stomach but her face was a mask. She kept her gaze demurely lowered, but every now and then, she couldn't help steal a glance at the clock.

It was going to happen any time now. And she was pleased with herself - it was only her quick thinking that had ensured that JLF did not walk out of the room before it was time. That would have been a disaster.

the end.

PS: you people are going to be voted down and downgraded for shamelessly making fun of brahmins. also, not a single mention of sambaar, rasam or aiyooo raama in the entire story.

by Rekz Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:30 am

impy-why r u coming out with lot many ayyoo ayooo..absagunam

by Guest Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:44 am

Nope not over - story continues below...

While Subbu continued his grilling of JLF with technical questions, a loud noise interrupted him mid-sentence. And then another small one. This time it was longer, and had a tune. JLF sheepishly conceeded that it was the 7-layer burrito he ate this morning.

Everyone's eyes teared up immediately - almost on cue.

Quick thinking Meenakshi opened the room door to let the air circulate.

"Ayyo kadavale, whatever that was! Phew! But, it definitely sounded like abheri ragam", she thought to herself.

Subbu gave him the look he normally reserves for persistent beggars near the kovil. He then looked at the watch and said, "Alright lunch time...let's go to the cafeteria before it's rush hour".

JLF readily stood up, wiped his eyes with his handkerchief, and followed Subbu and Meenakshi.
With his gaze firmly planted at the caboose; he inadvertently started humming "Gaja gamini"...when Meenakshi suddenly looked back at him. JLF stopped mid-stride and looked down.

A moment later, he started walking again, this time next to Subbu who was pacing fast towards the cafeteria.

Coming into the cafeteria, Subbu exclaimed "Lunch is free" and then later immediately added "There's no such thing as free lunch"
while laughing out loudly.

"Get your lunch and meet me at this table", he said.

Meenakshi looked at JLF's lost look and said, "I know the Saapadu menu here. Come - there's the white rice, tamarind rice, yellow rice and jeera rice.
There's also rasam, sambhar, avial, sundal, gojju. There are two sweets today - Oputtu and Thengai Paal."

JLF was completely lost.

"Do you have aloo gobi?"

"What about Gobi Aalo? No?"

"OK, what about Aalo aalo?"

"Cmon!"

"No Masala DDosa also?"

He was completely crestfallen and decided to load up hs plate with whatever he could find...

As he was returning to the table - he saw Subbu. Subbu had a cloth around his neck, covering his shirt, and had rolled his sleeves once more.
He was busy slurrrping the sambhar with a spoon while attacking the chutney like tambaram kids behind

JLF and Meenakshi reached the table and sat down...

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