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Post by Seva Lamberdar Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:33 am

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:03 am

affraid she looks like a tribal girl from bimaru bihar. i'd marry her only if i got a lota as dowry. 

scratch that. gold lota only..

no, no scratch it. only a 200 kgs gold lota if i had to marry her. 

300 kg lota if i had to marry her brother!  

done! seva ji please advertize on my behalf on shadi.com with above details. i am not at base and have limited internet access. put my details as:

fair, 5'5", graduate, employed at infosys.com. caste and religion no bar. dowry no bar. girl should be vegetarian. 50 kg small lota extra if non-veg but cannot cook non veg at home.

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Post by Seva Lamberdar Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:10 am

brie wrote:affraid she looks like a tribal girl from bimaru bihar. i'd marry her only if i got a lota as dowry. 

scratch that. gold lota only..

no, no scratch it. only a 200 kgs gold lota if i had to marry her. 

300 kg lota if i had to marry her brother!  

done! seva ji please advertize on my behalf on shadi.com with above details. i am not at base and have limited internet access. put my details as:

fair, 5'5", graduate, employed at infosys.com. caste and religion no bar. dowry no bar. girl should be vegetarian. 50 kg small lota extra if non-veg but cannot cook non veg at home.
Brie, send the above info. to Steve Harvey (the Miss Universe Pageant host), and good luck.
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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:21 am

Seva Lamberdar wrote:
brie wrote:affraid she looks like a tribal girl from bimaru bihar. i'd marry her only if i got a lota as dowry. 

scratch that. gold lota only..

no, no scratch it. only a 200 kgs gold lota if i had to marry her. 

300 kg lota if i had to marry her brother!  

done! seva ji please advertize on my behalf on shadi.com with above details. i am not at base and have limited internet access. put my details as:

fair, 5'5", graduate, employed at infosys.com. caste and religion no bar. dowry no bar. girl should be vegetarian. 50 kg small lota extra if non-veg but cannot cook non veg at home.
Brie, send the above info. to Steve Harvey (the Miss Universe Pageant host), and good luck.

and Steve Harvey will declare (by mistake) that Brie is looking for a "groom" and immediately the two well-established "homo"sapiens from SuCH will respond eagerly.

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Post by southindian Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:50 pm

Yuck! I work with at least 10 more beautiful women than this coat-hanger.

Not organizer's fault. I think their budget could only afford Steve Harvey.
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