Joke of the Day - Akhand Bharat

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:26 pm

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

by truthbetold Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:25 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

If RSS is smart , it should forget Akhand bharat, drop ram temple and stop milking the cow and focus on reforming hindu religion and its caste system. But that means the nagpur brahmachari's have common sense.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Dec 26, 2015 7:17 pm

truthbetold wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

If RSS is smart , it should forget Akhand bharat, drop ram temple and stop milking the cow and focus on reforming hindu religion and its caste system. But that means the nagpur brahmachari's have common sense.

The RSS is completely against caste.... But, unfortunately, the consistent appointment of Brahmins to its powerful bodies run counter to its practice on the ground. This presents a perception problem which is very easy to reinforce and emphasize by the corrupt and casteist opposition parties and its detractors.

It is hard for RSS to decouple from Ayodhya, cow and cow dung. But, at least it should not keep an over relations with the BJP. It should go back to maintaining a covert relationship as it did when the BJP was in opposition (Everyone knew even then that BJP is one of the sub-organization of the RSS). What RSS needs is a little bit of political acumen.

by Vakavaka Pakapaka Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:18 pm

Looks like RSS quickly distanced itself from Ram Madhav's remarks. This guy has become BJP secretary very quickly and he thinks he is smart!

Rashmun should like the Akhand Bharat idea - so that there will be more opportunities for H-M systhesis and Aurangajebs from PakiSatan will start worshipping as many Kafir lingams as possible.

The best thing Modi can do is to make the LoC the permanent border ASAP so that Hurryat leaders will commit hara kiri, the average Kashmiris concentrate on development and the Pandits will have no more excuses to stay away from their homes. Along with solving this problem, Modi will also delegate CON Sikularism to the dustbin. Pappu and Soonya will stop Garibi Hatao-ing and go to Italy to try revive Fascism. Laloo, Mamata, Mulayam and K'nidhi will start doing bhajans and asking people to believe that they are no longer Sikular. Doggy, Abhishek Manu Singhvi will resort to self-abuse as Amrita and the aspiring lawyer won't oblige. SRK will move to PakiSatan as his popularity in India will decrease.

Sooner than later, the words :"socialistic" and "secular" will disappear from the constitution and minorities will become less aggressive in their demands. So, smart gowns and daadis (and CONmen, Laloo, et al.) should oppose any settlement with Pakis.

by Hellsangel Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:14 am

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

If RSS is smart , it should forget Akhand bharat, drop ram temple and stop milking the cow and focus on reforming hindu religion and its caste system. But that means the nagpur brahmachari's have common sense.

The RSS is completely against caste.... But, unfortunately, the consistent appointment of North Indian/Maharashtrian Brahmins to its powerful bodies run counter to its practice on the ground. This presents a perception problem which is very easy to reinforce and emphasize by the corrupt and casteist opposition parties and its detractors.

It is hard for RSS to decouple from Ayodhya, cow and cow dung. But, at least it should not keep an over relations with the BJP. It should go back to maintaining a covert relationship as it did when the BJP was in opposition (Everyone knew even then that BJP is one of the sub-organization of the RSS). What RSS needs is a little bit of political acumen.

*Fixed*

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:17 am

Hellsangel wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

If RSS is smart , it should forget Akhand bharat, drop ram temple and stop milking the cow and focus on reforming hindu religion and its caste system. But that means the nagpur brahmachari's have common sense.

The RSS is completely against caste.... But, unfortunately, the consistent appointment of North Indian/Maharashtrian Brahmins to its powerful bodies run counter to its practice on the ground. This presents a perception problem which is very easy to reinforce and emphasize by the corrupt and casteist opposition parties and its detractors.

It is hard for RSS to decouple from Ayodhya, cow and cow dung. But, at least it should not keep an over relations with the BJP. It should go back to maintaining a covert relationship as it did when the BJP was in opposition (Everyone knew even then that BJP is one of the sub-organization of the RSS). What RSS needs is a little bit of political acumen.

*Fixed*

Agree...Guess since RSS was founded by Hedgewar, the maharashtrians have mostly controlled the RSS (Sudarshan and Raju Bhaiya are exceptions.)

by Hellsangel Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:01 am

truthbetold wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

....."The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) still believes that one day these parts, which have for historical reasons separated only 60 years ago, will again, through popular goodwill, come together and Akhand Bharat will be created,"

That will be the end of Bharat. Khakhiwalas should give up the idea of this hindu Caliphate.

If RSS is smart , it should forget Akhand bharat, drop ram temple and stop milking the cow and focus on reforming hindu religion and its caste system. But that means the nagpur brahmachari's have common sense.

The RSS has time and again shot itself in the foot, by its knickerwalas shooting their mouth off.

by truthbetold Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:53 pm

Round two of mouthing off began. Ram Madhav's akhand bharat is now followed by some guy in Modi's cabinet talking about population control. When are the next round of state elections coming? Punjab, Assam, and (2017) UP are next.

by Merlot Daruwala Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:53 pm

Do I sense a certain growing disenchantment with the chaddis? When NRI Patriots start making these kinds of noises, it's time for Mr 56 inches to start worrying...

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