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Modi to now pay a surprise visit to India

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Post by confuzzled dude Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:12 pm

After paying a surprise visit to Pakistan PM Nawaz Sharif, India's offshore PM Narendra Modi is now set to surprise his own countrymen by paying a visit to the country soon.

After Pakistan, Modi now intends to catch his ministers, Indian media and common man off guard by suddenly showing up in India.

"Bullsh**! There is no dearth of countries left for Modi ji to visit. He still has Vatican city, Antarctica and few islands in Pacific Ocean to cover," said a source from PMO, when asked if Modi was coming to India because he is falling short of countries to visit.

"It's been long since Modi ji has breathed Indian air. By coming to India on a surprise visit, he is once again reiterating how much he values ties with India and how important relations with India are to him," the source added.

Modi will reportedly land in Delhi for a stopover, have a chat over tea with Anupam Kher (acting Indian PM in his absence) and go back to the destination where he was originally headed.

To increase the intensity of the surprise, Modi is contemplating having a rather prolonged stopover of 1-2 days before he flies back to some overseas destination again.

"Modi may even sign a deal or two with himself," his close aides revealed.

However, Indians feel Modi is trying too hard to surprise them.

"Don't think he needs to surprise us by such antics. These days whenever we see him in India, we are as it is very surprised," said a lady from 10 Janpath.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/mocktale/Mocktale-After-Pakistan-Modi-to-now-pay-a-surprise-visit-to-India/articleshow/50364975.cms

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Post by truthbetold Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:53 pm

CD,

Is self tickling a substitute form of masturbation?

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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:56 pm

The people will eventually punish Soonya, Pappu and Kraziwallah for playing games and obstructing Modi's development plan.

Marie Antoinette, Ceausescu and Mussolini will eventually be hanged.

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Post by seven Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:44 pm

If anything it feels like the writer is trying too hard to be funny. 
Well at least CD finds him/her funny. Sounds to me like a 9th grader wrote it for a think funny school assignment.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:49 pm

seven wrote:If anything it feels like the writer is trying too hard to be funny. 
Well at least CD finds him/her funny. Sounds to me like a 9th grader wrote it for a think funny school assignment.

Aww..Seven, don't be like that. We know you're not a grumpy, post-menopausal 53-year old. Loosen up a bit and have a good laugh.
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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:59 pm



Here is another one:

Rahul Gandhi - the Scion of the Nehru-Indira dynasty - has decided to take a 2 year sabbatical in Europe with a view to let India develop its economy and to rejuvenate himself with the Sicilian Mafia women for the 2019 elections.

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Post by seven Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:08 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
seven wrote:If anything it feels like the writer is trying too hard to be funny. 
Well at least CD finds him/her funny. Sounds to me like a 9th grader wrote it for a think funny school assignment.

Aww..Seven, don't be like that. We know you're not a grumpy, post-menopausal 53-year old. Loosen up a bit and have a good laugh.
I'm all for laughter provided somethings funny. I'm not menopausal alright but I'm also not a 10th grader. Only they might find this funny.

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Post by confuzzled dude Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:10 am

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set ... 

Concept: Make in India !
 
Say 'Modi' ....'Modi' ... twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

 Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode. 

Say Rahul Rahul  twice & it will switch off the phone.

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Post by confuzzled dude Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:12 am

truthbetold wrote:CD,

Is self tickling a substitute form of masturbation?
You tell me, that appears to be your field of expertise

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Post by southindian Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:29 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
seven wrote:If anything it feels like the writer is trying too hard to be funny. 
Well at least CD finds him/her funny. Sounds to me like a 9th grader wrote it for a think funny school assignment.

Aww..Seven, don't be like that. We know you're not a grumpy, post-menopausal 53-year old. Loosen up a bit and have a good laugh.
Kerala Loin, how old are you? 

Growing up was always an option for you. Right?
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