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Post by Guest Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:25 am

...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

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Post by swapna Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:32 pm

brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:11 pm

brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

Now it all makes perfect sense...

why our great hindu ancestors and our own grandparents used firewood, coal-fired stoves to cook food.

The advantages of slow cooking is all well established in our vedas and scriptures.

High time we get back to firewood/coal stoves, eat well and bicycle to work, return and hv the left over food and go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset. This should solve most of India's fuel, energy, traffic, water, and housing problems.

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:58 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

Now it all makes perfect sense...

why our great hindu ancestors and our own grandparents used firewood, coal-fired stoves to cook food.

The advantages of slow cooking is all well established in our vedas and scriptures.

High time we get back to firewood/coal stoves, eat well and bicycle to work, return and hv the left over food and go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset. This should solve most of India's fuel, energy, traffic, water, and housing problems.

..go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset..
Whoa Shocked affraid it's already 1.6 billion...

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Post by swapna Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:03 pm

garam_kuta wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

Now it all makes perfect sense...

why our great hindu ancestors and our own grandparents used firewood, coal-fired stoves to cook food.

The advantages of slow cooking is all well established in our vedas and scriptures.

High time we get back to firewood/coal stoves, eat well and bicycle to work, return and hv the left over food and go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset. This should solve most of India's fuel, energy, traffic, water, and housing problems.

..go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset..
Whoa  Shocked   affraid it's already 1.6 billion...
when i first read that comment, I had no idea what the "1.6 billion" referred to; it might be about slow cooking in a crock pot, saving energy by using a crock pot, saving energy by going to bed at 8:00 pm, or doing both, and marveling at how much total energy could be saved by the "1.6 billion" people of india.

but the difficulty here is that india's population is currently only about 1.25 billion, and may never attain a level as high as 1.6 billion. on the other hand, could 1.6 billion be india's average energy consumption rate in kwh per day?

then I thought that the poster was using some arcane idiom from illiterate, matunga or santa monica brahmin thamizh - illiterate, because the matunga and santa monica thamizh brahmins never learnt proper thamizh, only the unique, distorted version of thamizh spoken in thamizh brahmin homes far away from mylapore.

in other words, I still don't understand what the "1.6 billion" means, but guess that it's a manifestation of a thamizh-american's ignorance of the most important statistic describing india.

would the brahmin hot dog like to elucidate? would the gowNDer or the free energy minimizer like to clarify?

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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:25 pm

swapna wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

Now it all makes perfect sense...

why our great hindu ancestors and our own grandparents used firewood, coal-fired stoves to cook food.

The advantages of slow cooking is all well established in our vedas and scriptures.

High time we get back to firewood/coal stoves, eat well and bicycle to work, return and hv the left over food and go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset. This should solve most of India's fuel, energy, traffic, water, and housing problems.

..go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset..
Whoa  Shocked   affraid it's already 1.6 billion...
when i first read that comment, I had no idea what the "1.6 billion" referred to; it might be about slow cooking in a crock pot, saving energy by using a crock pot, saving energy by going to bed at 8:00 pm, or doing both, and marveling at how much total energy could be saved by the "1.6 billion" people of india.

but the difficulty here is that india's population is currently only about 1.25 billion, and may never attain a level as high as 1.6 billion. on the other hand, could 1.6 billion be india's average energy consumption rate in kwh per day?

then I thought that the poster was using some arcane idiom from illiterate, matunga or santa monica brahmin thamizh - illiterate, because the matunga and santa monica thamizh brahmins never learnt proper thamizh, only the unique, distorted version of thamizh spoken in thamizh brahmin homes far away from mylapore.

in other words, I still don't understand what the "1.6 billion" means, but guess that it's a manifestation of a thamizh-american's ignorance of the most important statistic describing india.

would the brahmin hot dog like to elucidate? would the gowNDer or the free energy minimizer like to clarify?

(a) why do you think this has anything to do with thamizh brahmin speak?
(b) why do you think any of us have any more understanding of saamiyar's blather than you?

added later: i see now that it is not saamiyar but hot dog who posted that. i understand even less of what hot dog posts.  he is often completely inscrutable.

added even later: my best guess of hot dog's cryptic comment. he is referring to saamiyar's original recommendation for people to go to bed at 8 PM, and then wonders about the potential ramifications -- excessive copulation leading to a population explosion exceeding the incorrect estimate he makes of the current population, namely 1.6 billion.


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Post by garam_kuta Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:33 pm

swapna wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.

Now it all makes perfect sense...

why our great hindu ancestors and our own grandparents used firewood, coal-fired stoves to cook food.

The advantages of slow cooking is all well established in our vedas and scriptures.

High time we get back to firewood/coal stoves, eat well and bicycle to work, return and hv the left over food and go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset. This should solve most of India's fuel, energy, traffic, water, and housing problems.

..go to sleep at 8 PM after sunset..
Whoa  Shocked   affraid it's already 1.6 billion...
when i first read that comment, I had no idea what the "1.6 billion" referred to; it might be about slow cooking in a crock pot, saving energy by using a crock pot, saving energy by going to bed at 8:00 pm, or doing both, and marveling at how much total energy could be saved by the "1.6 billion" people of india.

but the difficulty here is that india's population is currently only about 1.25 billion, and may never attain a level as high as 1.6 billion. on the other hand, could 1.6 billion be india's average energy consumption rate in kwh per day?

then I thought that the poster was using some arcane idiom from illiterate, matunga or santa monica brahmin thamizh - illiterate, because the matunga and santa monica thamizh brahmins never learnt proper thamizh, only the unique, distorted version of thamizh spoken in thamizh brahmin homes far away from mylapore.

in other words, I still don't understand what the "1.6 billion" means, but guess that it's a manifestation of a thamizh-american's ignorance of the most important statistic describing india.

would the brahmin hot dog like to elucidate? would the gowNDer or the free energy minimizer like to clarify?

I stand corrected on '...already 1.6 billion.. it's a projection that I read sometime ago and got mixed up with.. Nevertheless hahaha@ ..not attaining 1.6 billion - just because you may not contribute , it ain't gonna stop Wink
- the rest is pure entertainment; வழிச்சுண்டுதான் சிரிக்கணும் rofl

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Post by Guest Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:46 pm

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.

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Post by swapna Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:20 am

brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?

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Post by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:05 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?

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Post by swapna Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:41 am

brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:...need dishes/recipes ideas, veg and non veg (no beef/pork) ... preferably indian dishes but non indian too welcome.
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.

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Post by swapna Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:49 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
don't forget to buy a new lotah to go with the crock pot. why no beef or pork?
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?

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Post by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:29 am

swapna wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
'cos missus and househelp do not eat beef/pork.
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?
ganpath's older (my son -- swapna thinks he is funny; guys pretend he is... please) is graduating in march this year. then he is off to usa yet again as team leader of his drone club to participate in SUAS (his team insisted he carry on as leader for one more year even though he won't be a student any more by competition time). in may/june '16 he joins k k tea consultancy inc., usa, ha ha ha ha, joking! he joins my firm for 2 years while he prepares for GMAT. then he will be off for a year and a half for his MBA (AIM, manila, or harvard, sloan, columbia etc.). after that... who knows?

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Post by swapna Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:49 pm

brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
who is "missus?" missus who? mrs singh? how odd that you don't refer to her as "my wife!" will she whip you if you do?
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?
ganpath's older (my son -- swapna thinks he is funny; guys pretend he is... please) is graduating in march this year. then he is off to usa yet again as team leader of his drone club to participate in SUAS (his team insisted he carry on as leader for one more year even though he won't be a student any more by competition time). in may/june '16 he joins k k tea consultancy inc., usa, ha ha ha ha, joking! he joins my firm for 2 years while he prepares for GMAT. then he will be off for a year and a half for his MBA (AIM, manila, or harvard, sloan, columbia etc.). after that... who knows?
will ganpath's older be taking his personal lota to manila?

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:59 pm

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?
ganpath's older (my son -- swapna thinks he is funny; guys pretend he is... please) is graduating in march this year. then he is off to usa yet again as team leader of his drone club to participate in SUAS (his team insisted he carry on as leader for one more year even though he won't be a student any more by competition time). in may/june '16 he joins k k tea consultancy inc., usa, ha ha ha ha, joking! he joins my firm for 2 years while he prepares for GMAT. then he will be off for a year and a half for his MBA (AIM, manila, or harvard, sloan, columbia etc.). after that... who knows?
will ganpath's older be taking his personal lota to manila?

...Please continue...

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Post by southindian Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:14 pm

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?
ganpath's older (my son -- swapna thinks he is funny; guys pretend he is... please) is graduating in march this year. then he is off to usa yet again as team leader of his drone club to participate in SUAS (his team insisted he carry on as leader for one more year even though he won't be a student any more by competition time). in may/june '16 he joins k k tea consultancy inc., usa, ha ha ha ha, joking! he joins my firm for 2 years while he prepares for GMAT. then he will be off for a year and a half for his MBA (AIM, manila, or harvard, sloan, columbia etc.). after that... who knows?
will ganpath's older be taking his personal lota to manila?
Thomas

I have a hunch... that you sell Lotas for a living and are here on SuCH to market your lota company. 

Or... you want to setup a Lota Franchise with an Indian company.
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Post by Guest Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:30 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
got any PANCHPHORON or THAT lady wife of pichidi columbia who writes cookbooks for crock pots recipes or wasting my time?
I actually do have panchphoron, and also yellow mustard seeds, and onion seeds. regretably, that's all I could decipher of your post. please write in northindian; I can get your post translated into english.
btw, we haven't heard anything lately about ganpath ram's older. is he doing well? where is he? doing his m.b.a.?
ganpath's older (my son -- swapna thinks he is funny; guys pretend he is... please) is graduating in march this year. then he is off to usa yet again as team leader of his drone club to participate in SUAS (his team insisted he carry on as leader for one more year even though he won't be a student any more by competition time). in may/june '16 he joins k k tea consultancy inc., usa, ha ha ha ha, joking! he joins my firm for 2 years while he prepares for GMAT. then he will be off for a year and a half for his MBA (AIM, manila, or harvard, sloan, columbia etc.). after that... who knows?
will ganpath's older be taking his personal lota to manila?
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SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:52 am

brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?

Are these the lyrics for that "Chhez bade hai mast mast" song ?

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Post by swapna Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:21 am

brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?
english fail! (ingleezi phail!)

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Post by Guest Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:59 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?
english fail! (ingleezi phail!)

your english sucks too darling. type a 400 words essay and let my lota be judge. take this as a challenge. if you have the balls, submit here a 400 words essay written by you and one that is not plagiarized. your time starts now mastani.

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Post by swapna Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:35 pm

brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?
english fail! (ingleezi phail!)

your english sucks too darling. type a 400 words essay and let my lota be judge. take this as a challenge. if you have the balls, submit here a 400 words essay written by you and one that is not plagiarized. your time starts now mastani.
if my english sucks, many people would have criticized it harshly over the many years I've been here, gently suggesting amendments to their.posts. and if I had plagiarized anything, I would have been attacked for that too. but no such thing has happened. so you can go suck an egg; and if that's not enough, you can fcuk your 400-word - note the hyphen - essay.

btw, it's "let my lota be the judge," not "let my lota be judge"; ingleeji phail!

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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:08 pm

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?
english fail! (ingleezi phail!)

your english sucks too darling. type a 400 words essay and let my lota be judge. take this as a challenge. if you have the balls, submit here a 400 words essay written by you and one that is not plagiarized. your time starts now mastani.
if my english sucks, many people would have criticized it harshly over the many years I've been here, gently suggesting amendments to their.posts. and if I had plagiarized anything, I would have been attacked for that too. but no such thing has happened. so you can go suck an egg; and if that's not enough, you can fcuk your 400-word - note the hyphen - essay.

btw, it's "let my lota be the judge," not "let my lota be judge"; ingleeji phail!
There is a spelling mistake in your sentence!

How about suggesting some recipes for the "slow cooker"?

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:43 pm

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
swapna wrote:
btw, it's "let my lota be the judge," not "let my lota be judge"; ingleeji phail!
There is a spelling mistake in your sentence!

How about suggesting some recipes for the "slow cooker"?

Flimmy cooks everything slowly slowly only.

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Post by garam_kuta Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:55 pm

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?
english fail! (ingleezi phail!)

your english sucks too darling. type a 400 words essay and let my lota be judge. take this as a challenge. if you have the balls, submit here a 400 words essay written by you and one that is not plagiarized. your time starts now mastani.
if my english sucks, many people would have criticized it harshly over the many years I've been here, gently suggesting amendments to their.posts. and if I had plagiarized anything, I would have been attacked for that too. but no such thing has happened. so you can go suck an egg; and if that's not enough, you can fcuk your 400-word - note the hyphen - essay.

btw, it's "let my lota be the judge," not "let my lota be judge"; ingleeji phail!

There is a spelling mistake in your sentence!

happens when in disuse for a very long time, I should think. Wink


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Post by Guest Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:23 am

swapna wrote:
btw, it's "let my lota be the judge," not "let my lota be judge"; ingleeji phail!
fukin crap! tousend and one times i have told you that sometimes articles are fukin REDUNDANT. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR SILLY HEAD MASTANI, NOT WITH THE SENTENCE!! YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY NO ONE CORRECTS YOUR ATROCIOUS ENGLISH. I HAVE DONE SO COUNTLESS TIMES BUT FAILED!

THERE, YOU JUST PROVED YOU AND YOUR ENGLISH SUCK BOLLOCKS!

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Post by Guest Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:08 am

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
brie wrote:SACH MAAN KE KEHTA LOTA NA TERA NA MERA
EK PYAR HI SACHA MASTANI SWAPNA
JO BAZARON ME BIKTA NA

LOTA AAVA LOTA JAAVE
KISI EK HOKAR TIKTA NA

LOTA LOTA KARTI HAI 
LOTA ME KYA CHEEZ HAI?

Are these the lyrics for that "Chhez bade hai mast mast" song ?

no no. this is after the "paisa paisa" song:


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Post by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:52 am

lol!
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