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Post by garam-kuta Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:39 pm

He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:56 am

garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

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Post by swapna Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:01 am

brie wrote:
garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

100 times:

"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:26 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

100 times:

"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
you win bastard. i misquoted him. he had said "since i were president." you get a free coupon for one dosa in TCH with free sambHar (note the sp.). and, yes, i am devastated.

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Post by swapna Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:45 am

brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

100 times:

"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
you win bastard. i misquoted him. he had said "since i were president." you get a free coupon for one dosa in TCH with free sambHar (note the sp.). and, yes, i am devastated.
100 times:

at TCH
at TCH
at TCH

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:51 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

100 times:

"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
"if I were president..."
you win bastard. i misquoted him. he had said "since i were president." you get a free coupon for one dosa in TCH with free sambHar (note the sp.). and, yes, i am devastated.
100 times:

at TCH
at TCH
at TCH
100 times:

in TCH
in TCH
in TCH


AT IS WRONG IN THE CONTEXT.

(THANK YOU FOR INSTANT REVENGE.)

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:10 am

gotta appreciate the talent. To be 70+ with no real body of work behind you, and making younger folks WANTING to talk to you, even if out of spite.

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Post by garam_kuta Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:56 am

Meghna Mathur wrote:gotta appreciate the talent. To be 70+ with no real body of work behind you, and making younger folks WANTING to talk to you, even if out of spite.

...and to have a 'dash'ing pimp with TTs, who makes it all possible Wink Razz

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Post by Propagandhi711 Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:27 pm

brie wrote:
garam-kuta wrote:He is the former president and you are a failed consultant.

https://vine.co/v/iviHZxpEI2x

swapna: "if i was president"
*USA fires nuke up swapna's ass*
pentagon (pvt to prez): failed consultant de$troyed sir!
prezgood job boys!
ghost_of_swapna: how unoriginal! religion, casHtu, race, medium brown, yo wife susu, TCH, LOL...
*server boots user ghost_of_swapna*

hahahaha

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Post by swapna Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:46 pm

Meghna Mathur wrote:gotta appreciate the talent. To be 70+ with no real body of work behind you, and making younger folks WANTING to talk to you, even if out of spite.
no matter how old I am, I look better than you; above-average height, slim, a head full of hair, no loose skin. (I know what you look like; you showed me pictures of yourself.) 

you wouldn't know "a body of work" if it hit you head on. please shut your loose mouth, and program what you're told to program; we'll expect you to complete your quota of fifty lines of code per day all of next week.

ja?

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Post by Guest Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:57 pm

swapna wrote:
Meghna Mathur wrote:gotta appreciate the talent. To be 70+ with no real body of work behind you, and making younger folks WANTING to talk to you, even if out of spite.
no matter how old I am, I look better than you; above-average height, slim, a head full of hair, no loose skin. (I know what you look like; you showed me pictures of yourself.) 

you wouldn't know "a body of work" if it hit you head on. please shut your loose mouth, and program what you're told to program; we'll expect you to complete your quota of fifty lines of code per day all of next week.

ja?

unfair claims as i have never seen your pictures (no thanks, don't really want to). but i will take your word for it lol... normally, i would ask for your advice on how to avoid loose skin with age, but that's a little too creepy.

lol at 50 lines of program per day. i love programming, and miss it when i don't do it often... so ya, thanks for your good wishes.

honestly, i can't imagine any youngster genuinely interested in you if you keep a positive attitude and honest account about your life so far. So, i can understand all the negative attention you try to get to yourself. i am merely complimenting you. I think by the time i am 70, i will disappear in shadows.

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Post by Propagandhi711 Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:59 pm

swapna wrote:
Meghna Mathur wrote:gotta appreciate the talent. To be 70+ with no real body of work behind you, and making younger folks WANTING to talk to you, even if out of spite.
no matter how old I am, I look better than you; above-average height, slim, a head full of hair, no loose skin. (I know what you look like; you showed me pictures of yourself.) 

you wouldn't know "a body of work" if it hit you head on. please shut your loose mouth, and program what you're told to program; we'll expect you to complete your quota of fifty lines of code per day all of next week.

ja?

are you gonna restart the series about diaphaneous saree without lehanga wearing jewish women from the 1960s showcasing your ex-status as the virile1 (now upgraded to constipated1 and softfoodsonly1)?

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