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Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
by charvaka Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:25 pm
Nobody does political hilarity better than The Onion... wait, I take that back. Rick Perry does it better, but with less panache.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-openly-asks-nation-why-on-earth-he-would-wan,26933/
"My fellow Americans, I come to you today to ask, why?" Obama said to 1,200 people gathered inside a gymnasium at Taylor Allderdice High School. "Why can't our congressional leaders work together to create jobs? Why can't Wall Street ever be held accountable? And most important, why on God's green earth would I voluntarily subject myself to this nonsense for another four years?"
"I'm dead serious," the president continued, saying that any reasonable person would have walked away the moment the Senate minority leader announced his main priority—above creating jobs and improving American health care—was to make Obama a one-term president. "I'm asking if anybody out there can come up with even one reason why I'd want to endure this unmitigated shit show for another minute, let alone through 2016. What's in it for me, exactly? Can anyone answer that? Anyone at all?"
After a long silence during which crowd members mostly just shuffled their feet and stared at the ground, Obama said, "Yeah, that's what I thought."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-openly-asks-nation-why-on-earth-he-would-wan,26933/
"My fellow Americans, I come to you today to ask, why?" Obama said to 1,200 people gathered inside a gymnasium at Taylor Allderdice High School. "Why can't our congressional leaders work together to create jobs? Why can't Wall Street ever be held accountable? And most important, why on God's green earth would I voluntarily subject myself to this nonsense for another four years?"
"I'm dead serious," the president continued, saying that any reasonable person would have walked away the moment the Senate minority leader announced his main priority—above creating jobs and improving American health care—was to make Obama a one-term president. "I'm asking if anybody out there can come up with even one reason why I'd want to endure this unmitigated shit show for another minute, let alone through 2016. What's in it for me, exactly? Can anyone answer that? Anyone at all?"
After a long silence during which crowd members mostly just shuffled their feet and stared at the ground, Obama said, "Yeah, that's what I thought."
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Re: Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
by doofus_maximus Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:48 pm
LMAO... hilarious.
I thought that with the advent of political satire shows like the Daily show and Colbert show, Onion would lose out. But they keep churning out really good stuff.
I thought that with the advent of political satire shows like the Daily show and Colbert show, Onion would lose out. But they keep churning out really good stuff.
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