Floridian Absurdity

Hellsangel wrote:Is your title an indicator of your glee at Irma hitting Florida, Il Professore?

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:Is your title an indicator of your glee at Irma hitting Florida, Il Professore?

Glee, what glee? According to the guys who wear the same political stripes as you over on Breitbart, it's a "dud!"

“A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event. The response is a complete and total surprise to me,” the 22-year-old said.

“I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself.

“It has become something a little out of my control.”

confuzzled dude wrote:

“A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event. The response is a complete and total surprise to me,” the 22-year-old said.

“I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself.

“It has become something a little out of my control.”

http://www.newsweek.com/dont-fire-guns-hurricane-irma-florida-police-warn-662494

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

confuzzled dude wrote:

“A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event. The response is a complete and total surprise to me,” the 22-year-old said.

“I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself.

“It has become something a little out of my control.”

http://www.newsweek.com/dont-fire-guns-hurricane-irma-florida-police-warn-662494

Hahaha!! You can't make this shit up. There's a danger in satirizing the red state fools. Often they do something even more absurd than what you imagined in your satire.

[size=33]Well guys, it's here. The moment we've been waiting for. It was cool to see the response this got from facebook. On another note, I've learned that about 50% of the world could not understand sarcasm to save their lives. Carry on.[/size]

[size=33]EDIT: Sorry if your posts aren't coming through, there's so many that I can no longer open the page to look at posts to approve without getting an error message. Gonna try to resolve the issue. I would leave it open to where all posts go through, but I've seen some posts that would definitely start shit, and I'm not trying to have this turn into a shouting match on FB. I've made headlines with this event apparently, but that's thanks to every last one of you awesome people here with me.[/size]

Btw, one more thing, make sure to help each other out during and after the storm in whatever way you can. While the news will make countless stories about us "encouraging" people to shoot the hurricane, there will be far less coverage on how Floridians always have each others backs in times of need. 

So, check on your neighbors, help out, see if any of your local shelters need help. I shouldn't have to say any of this, but I'm saying it anyway. Stay strong, Florida. 

And a big fuck off to you, Hurricane Irma.

silvermani wrote:What else can be expected from an illiberal?

Hellsangel wrote:Looking forward to some of your glee this winter, if a really powerful nor'easter hits MA, Il Professore.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:Looking forward to some of your glee this winter, if a really powerful nor'easter hits MA, Il Professore.

Unfortunately cutting funding to FEMA and the NOAA is bad in any kind of weather disaster blue state or red state. It's not glee, it's frustration, in case it's not clear.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:Looking forward to some of your glee this winter, if a really powerful nor'easter hits MA, Il Professore.

Unfortunately cutting funding to FEMA and the NOAA is bad in any kind of weather disaster blue state or red state. It's not glee, it's frustration, in case it's not clear.