Re: funny thread on the old site

[Marathadi-Saamiyaar]

conclusion: copying someone else's writing style...

you have a writing style? really? are you a stylish writer? speak up man!

Evvveryone is jealous of K K Thomas's writing style.

### see #37998

#37998 hahahah

### see #37879

[Guest]

A future thread, perhaps?

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i lay watchfully beside her while i gently licked the greek yoghurt off her fingers and…

…sang. i was also feeding her plump, juicy olives. we were on the greek island of mykonos. we had gone there kayaking since automobiles aren't allowed. i was watchful because the beach is not devoid of other men and i did not want any other man, southern indian or northindian to covet my precious lady love. she is the first northindian woman i have known truly well. she had been singing "tu mera dil, mein teri jaan" as i kayaked across the choppy waters of the aegean sea. we used to sing to each other back in the US where she too used to row. this was probably my ultimate act of love, singing “tu mera dil” to my lady. she turned away from me, and i gently kissed her smooth back exposed by the black, orange, backless choli she was wearing. the breeze from the blue aegean was quite balmy but i removed my shirt and carefully covered her back, and continued to feed her more olives.

i have converted this to a music video and uploaded to youtube:



credit: artood2

[MaxEntropy_Man]

why does anthrone iyengar want to remind us at every turn that she has a "whitey" husband>

this is too funny. here is smitasamm offering advice to anthrax iyengar who mistakenly was fed beef at a chilis restaurant:

For the mouth wash: mix milk, curds, liquified butter,
cow dung and cow urine - offer as usual with mantrams, then say:

O God, vouchsafe to pardon the sins of all the creatures in the world
who offer sacrifice to you and drink of this offering. Since you come
preceding from the body of a cow; therefore I offer you my prayers and
sacrifices in order that I may obtain the remission of my sins and the
purification of my body, which are accorded to those who drink you.
Vouchsafe also to absolve us, who have you puja, from all the sins that
we have committed either inadvertently or deliberately, forgive us and
save us.

This was written in mid 1700s

[Hellsangel]

why does anthrone iyengar want to remind us at every turn that she has a "whitey" husband>

this is too funny. here is smitasamm offering advice to anthrax iyengar who mistakenly was fed beef at a chilis restaurant:

Good Morning, Il Professore

[Guest]

this is just getting better

had jermiah mburuburu been there, he would have fondly, nay, romantically, kissed QB:

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/wo-men/i-stood-watchfully-by-her-while-she-squatted-on-the-desert-sand-and.htm


i stood watchfully by her while she squatted on the desert sand and...


started by
Flim Flam 7 yrs ago

..peed. we were driving a distance of about 300 miles through the arabian desert,
from the large, commercial city on the red sea, to a mountainous region,
7,000 ft. above msl. i was watchful because the desert is not devoid of
life. there are snakes and scorpions in the shrubs and rocks.she's the
only indian woman i've known truly well. she had been reading aloud to
me from nehru's "glimpses of world history" as i drove, as we often did
to each other on our road trips in america, where she could also drive,
and i could read.that's probably my ultimate act of love, reading to my
lady.she pulled up her chudidar and retied it. i kissed her under the
blazing sun of the vast desert, and continued our journey towards the
mountains overlooking yemen.FFlam

since Hellsangel keeps giving the link to this post, and since PP has often gossiped about this on chat as per JM, i believe it deserves a response. My response is:

Due to the lack of sufficient number of public toilets in India it is reasonable to believe that the mothers of PP and HA must have urinated in a public place at some point of time in their lives either before or after PP and HA were born. This is something that all those including PP and HA who think this incident was particularly hilarious need to keep in mind.

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

[Hellsangel]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

That is his resort as always.

[Marathadi-Saamiyaar]

since Hellsangel keeps giving the link to this post, and since PP has often gossiped about this on chat as per JM, i believe it deserves a response. My response is:

Due to the lack of sufficient number of public toilets in India it is reasonable to believe that the mothers of PP and HA must have urinated in a public place at some point of time in their lives either before or after PP and HA were born. This is something that all those including PP and HA who think this incident was particularly hilarious need to keep in mind.

Can you try some other trick. Try.. Please try hard..... Now, we know why your 10-yr effort ended in failure.

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

i agree. i can never be as dirty as you and BNP in the fights you had with her. that is why whenever i give you the bnp treatment i do so by letting bnp giving you the bnp treatment (by referring to BNP's posts slamming you).

[Hellsangel]

...

Can you try some other trick. Try.. Please try hard..... Now, we know why your 10-yr effort ended in failure.

Which of his 10-year efforts?
To propagate Hindi
To learn Tamil
His Ph.D
...
...
..

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

i agree. i can never be as dirty as you and BNP in the fights you had with her. that is why whenever i give you the bnp treatment i do so by letting bnp giving you the bnp treatment (by referring to BNP's posts slamming you).

so u calling bnp dirty now? lol.

[Guest]

munmun, ma-bhen pe aa gaye tum phir se?

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

i agree. i can never be as dirty as you and BNP in the fights you had with her. that is why whenever i give you the bnp treatment i do so by letting bnp giving you the bnp treatment (by referring to BNP's posts slamming you).

so u calling bnp dirty now? lol.

of course, both of you were dirty in those fights. but i have to hand it to her, she really thrashed you real good in those fights.

[Guest]

trashy i mean tracy, that was not an abuse; it was a statement of fact. on another note, you sound like you are in need of another dose of the 'be nice please' treatment.

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

i agree. i can never be as dirty as you and BNP in the fights you had with her. that is why whenever i give you the bnp treatment i do so by letting bnp giving you the bnp treatment (by referring to BNP's posts slamming you).

so u calling bnp dirty now? lol.

of course, both of you were dirty in those fights. but i have to hand it to her, she really thrashed you real good in those fights.

I was dirty how?

[Guest]

teri aukat nahi hai mujhe bnp treatment dene ki.

i agree. i can never be as dirty as you and BNP in the fights you had with her. that is why whenever i give you the bnp treatment i do so by letting bnp giving you the bnp treatment (by referring to BNP's posts slamming you).

so u calling bnp dirty now? lol.

of course, both of you were dirty in those fights. but i have to hand it to her, she really thrashed you real good in those fights.

I was dirty how?

i would have to refer to those posts and i do not wish to do so now.

[Guest]

...

Can you try some other trick. Try.. Please try hard..... Now, we know why your 10-yr effort ended in failure.

Which of his 10-year efforts?
To propagate Hindi
To learn Tamil
His Ph.D
...
...
..

do you agree now that it is not justifiable for you to mock a lady who urinated in a public place considering that your mother probably did the same at some point of time in her life (either before or after you were born)?

[Guest]

Considering how stalkerish bnp was about caru, I now think maybe I misjudged. Maybe bnp was not aa after all. Maybe it was rashmun!

[Guest]

Considering how stalkerish bnp was about caru, I now think maybe I misjudged. Maybe bnp was not aa after all. Maybe it was rashmun!

considering that BNP whipped your ass several times do you think i have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment now? Just a few minutes ago you were claiming that i do not have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment.

[Guest]

Considering how stalkerish bnp was about caru, I now think maybe I misjudged. Maybe bnp was not aa after all. Maybe it was rashmun!

considering that BNP whipped your ass several times do you think i have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment now? Just a few minutes ago you were claiming that i do not have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment.

Maybe you show your real aukat hiding behind another handle.

[Guest]

Considering how stalkerish bnp was about caru, I now think maybe I misjudged. Maybe bnp was not aa after all. Maybe it was rashmun!

considering that BNP whipped your ass several times do you think i have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment now? Just a few minutes ago you were claiming that i do not have the aukaat to give you the BNP treatment.

Maybe you show your real aukat hiding behind another handle.

Maybe your mind is all messed up right now and you need to get off your rickety chair and spend some time with the kids.

[Hellsangel]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

[Guest]

Making sense. Bnp would pretend to learn Telugu. You pretend to learn Tamil.

Besides, take that break that you talked about, Munmun.

[Guest]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

Hellsangel, why are you refusing to comment on the point i made in my earlier post to you? Does this mean that you agree that you were wrong in mocking a lady pissing in a public place?

[Guest]

Making sense. Bnp would pretend to learn Telugu. You pretend to learn Tamil.

Besides, take that break that you talked about, Munmun.

Trashy it seems whenever anyone reminds you of BNP the wounds on your ass (received by you after BNP whipped you) start to bleed again and then a stream of nonsense emerges from you.

[Guest]

What does your ass get reminded of when nonsense emerge from your ass all day long, Munmun?

[Propagandhi711]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

[Jeremiah Mburuburu]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

[Propagandhi711]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas. but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

[Guest]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas. but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

## it wasn't intended to be wit, you twit. i was serious. as serious as you were when you:

## - whined about...Vaani's hairy legs in disgust, to elicit the sympathy of women in sulekha's old chat room, about six years ago.

## - were in the chat room all day long when you spent a month or two at your company's san diego office, with your tongue hanging out, trying to "pick up" the firmly-married women here, because bittu singh fobby took you for a ride, and told you stories about all the "hott bytches" of sulekha with whom he had had sex!

## - recounted in a post your attainment of your loftiest sexual experience when you drove across the border from vancouver to seattle with a friend, picked up a floozie from a bar, took her to a hotel, and watched, as your friend played with her in bed!

## - told us about another of your "sexual" experiences - watching a woman with bare breasts in a chain restaurant, and being scared away by her large boyfriend when you stared at them. (i have no idea why the woman was exposing her breats in a public place; perhaps she needed to breast-feed her baby.)

## - bragged about your highest attainment in life: NOT marrying a telugu woman, but a kannadiga! hahaha!

[Guest]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas. but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

## it wasn't intended to be wit, you twit. i was serious. as serious as you were when you:

## - whined about...Vaani's hairy legs in disgust, to elicit the sympathy of women in sulekha's old chat room, about six years ago.

## - were in the chat room all day long when you spent a month or two at your company's san diego office, with your tongue hanging out, trying to "pick up" the firmly-married women here, because bittu singh fobby took you for a ride, and told you stories about all the "hott bytches" of sulekha with whom he had had sex!

## - recounted in a post your attainment of your loftiest sexual experience when you drove across the border from vancouver to seattle with a friend, picked up a floozie from a bar, took her to a hotel, and watched, as your friend played with her in bed!

## - told us about another of your "sexual" experiences - watching a woman with bare breasts in a chain restaurant, and being scared away by her large boyfriend when you stared at them. (i have no idea why the woman was exposing her breats in a public place; perhaps she needed to breast-feed her baby.)

## - bragged about your highest attainment in life: NOT marrying a telugu woman, but a kannadiga! hahaha!

Propa, why had the woman you were starring at in the restaurant exposed her breasts? Was she breast feeding her baby?

[Jeremiah Mburuburu]

[quote="Propagandhi711"]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

[Hellsangel]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

Ha ha ha! The old dog is really riled up at the thought of the inevitable.

[Guest]

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

Ha ha ha! The old dog is really riled up at the thought of the inevitable.

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

[Hellsangel]

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

Thank you, Mr Obvious(rash)man!

[Guest]

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

Thank you, Mr Obvious(rash)man!

some of us forget the obvious and have to be reminded of the obvious.

[Hellsangel]

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

Thank you, Mr Obvious(rash)man!

some of us forget the obvious and have to be reminded of the obvious.

You have no sense of irony at all, do you Rashman?

[Guest]

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

Thank you, Mr Obvious(rash)man!

some of us forget the obvious and have to be reminded of the obvious.

You have no sense of irony at all, do you Rashman?

exactly my thoughts about you.

[Hellsangel]

exactly my thoughts about you.

Ah! Back to projection!

[Propagandhi711]

[quote="Jeremiah Mburuburu"]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

[Guest]

exactly my thoughts about you.

Ah! Back to projection!

look who is talking.

[Propagandhi711]

The inevitable will happen to everyone including you and your mother and father, etc.

Thank you, Mr Obvious(rash)man!

some of us forget the obvious and have to be reminded of the obvious.

You have no sense of irony at all, do you Rashman?

exactly my thoughts about you.

doucheman, looks like you're all geared up for a fun weekend filled with reposts, crossposts, dotting and wiki research. does it ever occur to you to take a walk outside?

[Hellsangel]

...

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

His boy-toy here might care.

[Guest]

...

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

His boy-toy here might care.

boy-toy HA employs the projection technique once again.

[Propagandhi711]

...

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

His boy-toy here might care.

oh he would do a compendium of his virile lover's eposts and offer shraddhanjali in his peculiarly stilted language

[Guest]

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas. but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

## it wasn't intended to be wit, you twit. i was serious. as serious as you were when you:

## - whined about...Vaani's hairy legs in disgust, to elicit the sympathy of women in sulekha's old chat room, about six years ago.

## - were in the chat room all day long when you spent a month or two at your company's san diego office, with your tongue hanging out, trying to "pick up" the firmly-married women here, because bittu singh fobby took you for a ride, and told you stories about all the "hott bytches" of sulekha with whom he had had sex!

## - recounted in a post your attainment of your loftiest sexual experience when you drove across the border from vancouver to seattle with a friend, picked up a floozie from a bar, took her to a hotel, and watched, as your friend played with her in bed!

## - told us about another of your "sexual" experiences - watching a woman with bare breasts in a chain restaurant, and being scared away by her large boyfriend when you stared at them. (i have no idea why the woman was exposing her breats in a public place; perhaps she needed to breast-feed her baby.)

## - bragged about your highest attainment in life: NOT marrying a telugu woman, but a kannadiga! hahaha!

Propa, why had the woman you were starring at in the restaurant exposed her breasts? Was she breast feeding her baby?

.

[Hellsangel]

The dotting did not take that long to start.

[Jeremiah Mburuburu]

[quote="Propagandhi711"]

he likes everything old and rickety. old chair, old virile boyfriend, dead old mughals and nizam, old kukris, quaint old duels in the suns over long dead subjects...

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

your only hope of getting reflief from the pain you feel in your posterior is that i get run over by a bus! how pathetic it is that you're that helpless!

[Hellsangel]

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

your only hope of getting reflief from the pain you feel in your posterior is that i get run over by a bus! how pathetic it is that you're that helpless!

Typos and misquotes now. So angry and upset!

[Guest]

That didn't take long. He really loves the rickety chair.

Hellsangel, why are you refusing to comment on the point i made in my earlier post to you? Does this mean that you agree that you were wrong in mocking a lady pissing in a public place?

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