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Post by Impedimenta Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:22 pm

so, this is my plan. i win this tomorrow

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/03/record_mega_millions_jackpot_h.html

i walk into work, buy the whole place along with the people and take a whip and make certain people dance to my whip music. then i move to fiji islands and life by myself.

deala? no deala?

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Post by doofus_maximus Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:28 pm

odds are around 200 million to one.

so it is a deal Wink
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Post by Nila Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:37 pm

Sorry! I have mega plans with that one.

I am planning to sharing it with my co-workers and we all resign at the same time. He he.

And buy the smallest state in India and move there...

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Post by chameli Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:17 pm

this money is accursed and i dont want it

even if u deposit it on my door step i shall kick it away and close the door on you

i come from the land of Gandhi I will not be tempted
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Post by Nila Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:55 pm

chameli wrote:this money is accursed and i dont want it

even if u deposit it on my door step i shall kick it away and close the door on you

i come from the land of Gandhi I will not be tempted



Like that's gonna happen...someone depositing money at your door step!!!!!!

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Post by chameli Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:03 pm

sasthi,

money comes to those who barely seek it

confucius chapter 2 verse 3 Cool
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Post by Guest Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:07 pm

had thot of buying atleast 20 tickets. even took out the money at shoprite, but didn't have the heart to buy them. skipping this one.

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Post by Guest Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:20 pm

Impedimenta wrote:so, this is my plan. i win this tomorrow

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/03/record_mega_millions_jackpot_h.html

i walk into work, buy the whole place along with the people and take a whip and make certain people dance to my whip music. then i move to fiji islands and life by myself.

deala? no deala?

if u just want to make a few ppl dance to ur tunes then u can do that even without winning a lottery Wink
like last friday we went to castro and market in the city, you can organize a flash mob and record their dance even upload it on youtube lol

just saying (in case u dont win tomorrow)

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Post by charvaka Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:41 pm

Impedimenta wrote:so, this is my plan. i win this tomorrow

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/03/record_mega_millions_jackpot_h.html

i walk into work, buy the whole place along with the people and take a whip and make certain people dance to my whip music. then i move to fiji islands and life by myself.

deala? no deala?
The odds against you moving to Fiji are better than those on my winning the megamillions lottery, so I will buy into this one. Now, if only you had said Hawaii, I might have held back.
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Post by Impedimenta Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:55 am

Yes, still going to rock....

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Post by chameli Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:28 am

I hear the Fiji rocks are unforgiving Razz Razz Razz
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Post by Hellsangel Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:25 pm

You're not going to win.
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