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Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by MulaiAzhagi Thu May 10, 2012 3:33 pm
I know an Indian lady from Trinidad who has been married twice. Before the first marriage, she had multiple boyfriends.
After she divorced from the first guy, she started living with James who was also from the same island. But the guy was already married to someone else. He did that to get his green card. James did not work much. He was a carpenter who was doing some seasonal work. He was living off the trinidadian lady.
Then one of her former boyfriends came from the island came on a visit to the states. He called from a motel - owned by a Patel - near her house. She simply sneaked out while James was sleeping, went to the motel and spent some time with the visitor from the island.
One day there was a big fight. James has not been seriously looking for a job. She kicked him out. She immediately hooked up with another black guy.
Then there was a party with butt-grinding dance accompanied by booze and loud Calypso-Raggae music which would give any normal human being a big headache. James showed up at the party. He saw her dancing with another kallu. She is mine, he barked. They started beating up each other. Other kallus separated them. James had to leave.
Once on the beltway, she saw a guy driving a Mercedez Benz. She got intrigued, smiled at him coyly. He asked her to pull over. They exchanged the phone numbers, went out. Had sex on the same day. The Benz man moved in. He was an insurance agent although quiet for a salesman. Soon that friendship also ended.
I think she must have had relationships with atleast 50 men so far.
Now I hear that she is married again.
People attach too much importance to this marriage business.
If you seriously think about, marriage is nothing but a tamasha.
Ultimately it boils down to whether you want to live with a person for as long as you can and take care of the children if there are any.
After she divorced from the first guy, she started living with James who was also from the same island. But the guy was already married to someone else. He did that to get his green card. James did not work much. He was a carpenter who was doing some seasonal work. He was living off the trinidadian lady.
Then one of her former boyfriends came from the island came on a visit to the states. He called from a motel - owned by a Patel - near her house. She simply sneaked out while James was sleeping, went to the motel and spent some time with the visitor from the island.
One day there was a big fight. James has not been seriously looking for a job. She kicked him out. She immediately hooked up with another black guy.
Then there was a party with butt-grinding dance accompanied by booze and loud Calypso-Raggae music which would give any normal human being a big headache. James showed up at the party. He saw her dancing with another kallu. She is mine, he barked. They started beating up each other. Other kallus separated them. James had to leave.
Once on the beltway, she saw a guy driving a Mercedez Benz. She got intrigued, smiled at him coyly. He asked her to pull over. They exchanged the phone numbers, went out. Had sex on the same day. The Benz man moved in. He was an insurance agent although quiet for a salesman. Soon that friendship also ended.
I think she must have had relationships with atleast 50 men so far.
Now I hear that she is married again.
People attach too much importance to this marriage business.
If you seriously think about, marriage is nothing but a tamasha.
Ultimately it boils down to whether you want to live with a person for as long as you can and take care of the children if there are any.
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by Impedimenta Thu May 10, 2012 3:55 pm
"Then there was a party with butt-grinding dance accompanied by booze and loud Calypso-Raggae music which would give any normal human being a big headache. James showed up at the party. He saw her dancing with another kallu. She is mine, he barked. They started beating up each other. Other kallus separated them. James had to leave.
Once on the beltway, she saw a guy driving a Mercedez Benz. She got intrigued, smiled at him coyly. He asked her to pull over. They exchanged the phone numbers, went out. Had sex on the same day. The Benz man moved in. He was an insurance agent although quiet for a salesman. Soon that friendship also ended."
LOL! the most entertaining read here on CH, at least IMO. sir, here
, just for that story.
"People attach too much importance to this marriage business.
If you seriously think about, marriage is nothing but a tamasha.
Ultimately it boils down to whether you want to live with a person for as long as you can and take care of the children if there are any."
so, you smokin a ciggy and looking at the sky in a philosophical mood while you type this out? i needed this break, esp today after a disturbing phone call. thanks
Once on the beltway, she saw a guy driving a Mercedez Benz. She got intrigued, smiled at him coyly. He asked her to pull over. They exchanged the phone numbers, went out. Had sex on the same day. The Benz man moved in. He was an insurance agent although quiet for a salesman. Soon that friendship also ended."
LOL! the most entertaining read here on CH, at least IMO. sir, here
, just for that story."People attach too much importance to this marriage business.
If you seriously think about, marriage is nothing but a tamasha.
Ultimately it boils down to whether you want to live with a person for as long as you can and take care of the children if there are any."
so, you smokin a ciggy and looking at the sky in a philosophical mood while you type this out? i needed this break, esp today after a disturbing phone call. thanks
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by Idéfix Thu May 10, 2012 5:30 pm
Breasty Jim, good story. Thanks for telling.MulaiAzhagi wrote:Then there was a party with butt-grinding dance accompanied by booze and loud Calypso-Raggae music which would give any normal human being a big headache. James showed up at the party. He saw her dancing with another kallu. She is mine, he barked. They started beating up each other. Other kallus separated them. James had to leave.
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by MulaiAzhagi Sat May 12, 2012 7:18 pm
The Indian woman from Trinidad bragged to another woman from the same island that she never slept with a man on the first date itself. But the truth was completely opposite.
In fact, she slept on the first date with every man she went out with. There was a renter in that house, a Black Christian woman from the same place. She was really virtuous.
The Indian woman had a 18 year old nephew who was here in this country going to a trade school. He was screwing a 36 year old woman from Peru. The South American asked him to move in with her be her permanent gigolo. Told him she would take care of all his needs.
The nephew wanted to get his green card. He was about 20 years old at that time. He approached a Pakistani lawyer and paid him about $5000. The crooked lawyer was running a scam. He got a statement from a white farmer that the kid worked for him for a couple of years. One day the Trinidad kid got a letter from INS which said that the farmer never owned the farm during the period the he was supposed to have worked at that place.
But the nephew would not be deterred. He got married to a 35 year old local kallu woman. Paid her $2500. Never lived with her for a single day. But the kid was smart. He did not rush. He waited for 3 years before he filed the papers. And the INS interviewer did not doubt the authenticity of the marriage.
More stories like this yet to come.
In fact, she slept on the first date with every man she went out with. There was a renter in that house, a Black Christian woman from the same place. She was really virtuous.
The Indian woman had a 18 year old nephew who was here in this country going to a trade school. He was screwing a 36 year old woman from Peru. The South American asked him to move in with her be her permanent gigolo. Told him she would take care of all his needs.
The nephew wanted to get his green card. He was about 20 years old at that time. He approached a Pakistani lawyer and paid him about $5000. The crooked lawyer was running a scam. He got a statement from a white farmer that the kid worked for him for a couple of years. One day the Trinidad kid got a letter from INS which said that the farmer never owned the farm during the period the he was supposed to have worked at that place.
But the nephew would not be deterred. He got married to a 35 year old local kallu woman. Paid her $2500. Never lived with her for a single day. But the kid was smart. He did not rush. He waited for 3 years before he filed the papers. And the INS interviewer did not doubt the authenticity of the marriage.
More stories like this yet to come.
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by Guest Sat May 12, 2012 9:50 pm
Where do you get all these stories from, DD?
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by MulaiAzhagi Sat May 12, 2012 10:01 pm
kinnera wrote:Where do you get all these stories from, DD?
===> What is DD?
DoorDarshan?
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by Guest Sat May 12, 2012 10:05 pm
MulaiAzhagi wrote:kinnera wrote:Where do you get all these stories from, DD?
===> What is DD?
DoorDarshan?
Double D (cup size), big breasts, your handle.
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Re: Why this brouhaha over men getting married to men?
by MulaiAzhagi Sat May 12, 2012 10:41 pm
kinnera wrote:Where do you get all these stories from, DD?
===> Exactly the same way people like Naipaul get their stories.
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