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Post by Bittu Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:39 am

TMA bought this placard that reads "God created mothers so that someone in the house would know where everything is." She's placed this placard prominently above the kitchen sink.

I couldn't find my SSN card so asked for her help. She willingly volunteered to help and ransacked the house. Nothing. So then I went about trying to find it, and in the process, ended up throwing out 30-40 lbs of junk from the basement and shredding a huge pile of confidential papers. That felt good, but in the end, no SSN card.

I gave up and filled out a form for a replacement SSN card. It would take a few weeks for this to process and I needed to send out the card to SS office to collect a payment owed by my tenant. In a bind, I called the SS office and asked if I could send my wife's SSN card and they agreed. I asked TMA for her card and when she went to get it from her wallet, guess what she finds?! My SSN card, right next to hers!

I raged for a few minutes, then told her that the only way to settle this and be even is if I get to bang her up the bum. She declined and said I'm a horrible man. IMO, this is a fair and just treatment to offset the pain I had to endure over this effin SSN card.

Am I in the wrong or is she?

TIA

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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:54 am

just negotiate it down to 2x7, or whatever floats ur boat. poori pakadne ke chakkar mein aadhi bhi mat kho diyo.

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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:11 pm

Bittu wrote:...the only way to settle this and be even is if I get to bang her up the bum. Am I in the wrong or is she?
can't say if you're in the wrong, but you'll be in the wrong orifice.

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Post by truthbetold Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:10 pm

Bittu
Are you even married? If your wife exists she should read this post and smack you with a heavy pan and then file for divorce. Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

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Post by Bittu Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:11 pm

truthbetold wrote:
Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

I dunno, ask your mom.

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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:59 pm

The good thing that came out of all this is that your basement got cleared of 30-40 lbs of junk. You got to be thankful for that.
Btw, why is the SSN card in the wallet? Why does one carry such an important and confidential card with them all the time? My family's SSN cards are stored away safely along with our passports and other important documents.

The answer to your question: yes, you are very unjust. Not at all fair!

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Post by doofus_maximus Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:55 am

Bittu wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

I dunno, ask your mom.

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Post by Guest Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:13 pm

Bittu wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

I dunno, ask your mom.

tut-tut.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:42 pm

Rashmun wrote:
Bittu wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

I dunno, ask your mom.

tut-tut.

Looks like Bittu also has learnt form you on abusing mothers, wives, sisters, and dragging family of posters.

Good (evil) job....

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Post by Guest Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:45 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Bittu wrote:
truthbetold wrote:
Why should any women tolerate your two inch lifeless meat?

I dunno, ask your mom.

tut-tut.

Looks like Bittu also has learnt form you on abusing mothers, wives, sisters, and dragging family of posters.

Good (evil) job....

I only indulged in abusive language when i was myself abused. For instance when you abused me and called me a bastard etc. Moreover, when i used this kind of language (in forum posts) i was in my late twenties and early thirties. One can excuse a young man for 'youthful indiscretion' but not someone who is 50 years old.

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