Re: The official TS fan club

by Guest Mon May 30, 2011 2:16 am

Q. what did the villain say that infuriated a TS so much?
A. maya tera khoon pee jaunga!

by Another Brick Mon May 30, 2011 2:30 am

hahaha.

Q what was truthseeker's debut film?
A teen aankhen barah haath.

by Guest Mon May 30, 2011 2:57 am

Another Brick wrote:hahaha.

Q what was truthseeker's debut film?
A teen aankhen barah haath.

by Another Brick Mon May 30, 2011 3:10 am

lol

that looks like a poster of his debut film.

by Another Brick Tue May 31, 2011 4:49 am

Q which is truthseeker's latest film?
A teen aankhen ektees daant (3 eyes and 31 teeth).

truthseeker has vowed not to sign any more films until he regains the elusive tooth which is rightfully his.

by Another Brick Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:00 am

Q what did truthseeker say to the judge?
A o hideous judginder, don't "judge" me.

by Another Brick Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:07 am

teacher rashmi - "quite, kids. ok, truthseeker, tell us who ij your role model, na?"
truthseeker - tooth fairy.
teacher rashmi - scratch

kids -

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:34 am

Another Brick wrote:Q what did truthseeker say to the judge?
A o hideous judginder, don't "judge" me.

Q. what did the judge say next?
A. you are hereby sentenced to self-imposed aksile!

*...and from that day TS has been posting as hyphenated aks in CH*

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:40 am

Another Brick wrote:Q why did truthseeker go to bed hungry?
A because his "self" never showed up at the self-service restaurant.

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:43 am

Another Brick wrote:Q which is truthseeker's latest film?
A teen aankhen ektees daant (3 eyes and 31 teeth).

truthseeker has vowed not to sign any more films until he regains the elusive tooth which is rightfully his.

Hahaha. Hence the sequel, The Toothseeker.

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:17 pm

Q: why could TS not draw money from the bank?
A: 'cos he used a self cheque.

by Hellsangel Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:18 pm

Another Brick wrote:but ewwry von misses truthseeker.

Like a hole in the head(also known is some circles as a third eye)

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:46 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:Q: why could TS not draw money from the bank?
A: 'cos he used a self cheque.

Q. why could a TS not draw money from his account?
A. 'cos he used a cheque drawn to self.

*not sure if this version is worse or better*

by Guest Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:53 pm

Q. why did TS attack his gardener?
A. 'cos the gardener said, in phullon me khushboo nahin.

by Another Brick Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:44 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote: Q. why could a TS not draw money from his account?
A. 'cos he used a cheque drawn to self.

Q. why did TS attack his gardener?
A. 'cos the gardener said, in phullon me khushboo nahin.

LOL!

cashier - scratch

by Rekz Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:52 pm

Hey Brick...GM
TS has been talking to himself for very long time on Sulekha....u wanna give him company?
Im dying to ask him how he been but due to less sleep last nite...don't have much energy to tackle with his cyclops

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:19 am

is he now? i gotta check out old CH now. you know what? he'd be extremely happy if you just said Hi to him.

Q why did secretary of defense order truthseeker back home from afghanistan?

A because truthseeker was spending all his energies in finding hideous SI chhuppinders.

by artood2 Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:34 am

Another Brick wrote:truthseeker and his self are like two rolling eYeballs. they know there are next to each other, but cannot really see one another nor can they know each other very well. only the third eYeball [ ] can see both of them when it is open.

That was something!!

by Rekz Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:37 am

TS doesn't trust me anymore *heartbroken*

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:43 am

Rekz wrote:TS doesn't trust me anymore *heartbroken*

awwwwwwwww

by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:47 am

Rekz wrote:TS doesn't trust me anymore *heartbroken*

you have to whisper quietly in QB's ears that you are not SP when one of these days he is in a behanjee jumping spree.

by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:50 am

someone clarify. TNL is my thursday morning or my friday morning? today is TNL? he's certainly in the mood!

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:58 am

i have often seen that it is WNL (US time). then again, he can come alive any time.

by charvaka Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:11 am

Another Brick wrote:i have often seen that it is WNL (US time). then again, he can come alive any time.

Whoa. You guys stirred up a hornet's nest over there, you chuppinder judginders! Can't see half the threads through because the killer seems to be active at the same time.

by charvaka Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:14 am

And now a TS has posted a sincere rejoinder (including the obligatory Regards) to Sevaji... this is hilarious. I am assuming of course that one of you guys is Lambendar.

It is really difficult to be a TS in this world.

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:24 am

he is asking sevaji to participate in "leela or no leela" game there. i wonder what sevaji is doing at this time of the night. is he restless because he has not talked with you and agent?

by artood2 Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:26 am

AB, u need to read the names properly. It is not Seva.

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:39 am

ah, you are right.

by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:13 am

et tu AB? you are also a TS then.

ya, lambendar is me and i think TS has still not got it.

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:19 am

yeah, i did not get it at all. and once i saw the message in side "do not fight.. - L" i was sure it was sevaji.

by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:54 am

Lambendar wrote:
TS - Advice

Don't argue with the janitors. Let them play. -L

OmTatSat wrote:
Seva - What is Leela?

Who knows if life is? Is it all God's Leela? Who is
playing with who? Have U ever imagined Seva that when I abuse these
Janitors or anyone - I let them think that they have provoked me - but I
am actually playing with them? After all, who are they to me? I refuse
to email anyone on Sulekha or anyone online. I have "real" people in my
life. Do you really think my hate for anyone on CH has any meaning?
Regards.

Lambendar wrote:TS I also don't write to Sulekha because I have real people. Only time i wrote to them was when some person had tried to get my blog deleted. Your approach to janitors is correct. Regards -L

OmTatSat wrote:
No matter how fakely aggressive my negative feelings for folks like Huzefa, Bhangi who kill posts as LNKD are - It is also true that my respect for you and love for QB is genuine. Its hard to explain how I play this game (Leela) with people who I abuse.

Lambendar wrote:
oye chup kar bhosdi ke.

by Another Brick Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:15 am

LOL! that was a good disguise.

by Guest Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:31 am

first thing in the morning, this was the post i had run into in old CH:

OmTatSat wrote:
Born of a raped mother - LNKD aka?

Huzefa Kapasi. HK has been "marketing" the other site on CH ever since it started. What an a-sshole!

by Another Brick Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:19 am

why truthseeker was rejected by the taliban -

osama - "... and that's how you blow your self and book a speedy appointment with 24 phullos, 24 mayas and 24 sweetos."

truthseeker - "O osama bhratashree! i am yet to discover my "self". arthaat, how can i blow it? U lie. g'nite."

osama - scratch

truthseeker then goes on to form a new org - talliban with a tagline - know your "self" before you blow your "self".

by doofus_maximus Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:24 am

AB.. you should do stand up comedy... that was hilarious.. best one ever.

by Merlot Daruwala Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:28 am

Another Brick wrote:truthseeker - "O osama bhratashree! i am yet to discover my "self". arthaat, how can i blow it? U lie. g'nite."

osama -

truthseeker then goes on to form a new org - talliban with a tagline - know your "self" before you blow your "self".

ROFL

by Rekz Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:22 am

Brick-why don't u post all this on sulekha CH with ur original handle name?

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:03 am

LOL rekz:

Krips!

started by
OmTatSat 4 hrs ago

It is very hard for me to fall in love with a SI woman, even if its
online. But you changed it. I had just started to love you, and you
decide to leave? Leave what? Do not ever think of this life, let alone
this CH, seriously. Shyt happens all the time, eh? :-) Best wishes and
love always, TS.

Rekz posted Re:Krips! on 2 hrs ago

Lucky krips

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:47 am

I just choked on the water I was drinking after reading the above TS post.

rekkO, do not lose hope yet.

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:20 am

rekkO? nice ring to it. Very Happy

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:44 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:rekkO? nice ring to it.

sweetO, tweetO, phullO, rekKO - uff!

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:07 am

ya i got that. The official TS fan club - Page 2 24

but, honestly, rekko sounds a bit lizardly gekko type. rekhO ko dekhO aur sochO.

by Rekz Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:30 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:LOL rekz:

Krips!

started by
OmTatSat 4 hrs ago

It is very hard for me to fall in love with a SI woman, even if its
online. But you changed it. I had just started to love you, and you
decide to leave? Leave what? Do not ever think of this life, let alone
this CH, seriously. Shyt happens all the time, eh? :-) Best wishes and
love always, TS.

Rekz posted Re:Krips! on 2 hrs ago

Lucky krips

TS remains me of Michael Caine from the movie the quite american Smile

guess i shd go back to sulekha CH to win his heart *sigh* rekko sounds interesting..

by Guest Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:37 am

the last time someone stole TS' heart, she turned out to be a he. so he is extra cautious these days (even in the real world, if i may add). but i have no doubt that you will succeed. and when you do, a michael caine will disclaim: O love is blind, or, reks, you may be SI but your self is fully NI.

by Guest Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:11 am

queen bee AKA shardha mehta photo expose!

started by
Huzefa Kapasi 5 hrs ago

OmTatSat posted Re:queen bee AKA shardha mehta photo expose! on 5 hrs ago
tsk tsk. I have met QB personally a few times, and every time U post a picture of some
woman claiming it to be QB, I just smile at your foolishness.

OmTatSat posted Re:queen bee AKA shardha mehta photo inside on 4 hrs ago
Thats not QB.

OmTatSat posted Re:Chalo Bhai Logo! on 4 hrs ago
BTW, why dont U [QB] post
your real pix here? :-) You have such a charming face with such
beautiful bright eyes :-)

Queen Bee posted Re:Chalo Bhai Logo! on 4 hrs ago
LOL when have you seen me..

by Guest Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:30 am

I caught up with many of those threads this morning. I missed the post where he said he has met her 4-5 times. All Wednesday nights are becoming promising as fulltoo entertainment.

Btw sp, I had no ym id rajshreesexy4u. I think it was qb who made it up.

by Guest Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:51 am

frankly i enjoyed it but the law of diminishing returns should kick in sometime soon. the fun thing about a TS is that he is a tabula rasa every wednesday. he has no memory of what all has transpired and is ready to brace the world with all innocence and armed with his usual platitudes, that, unknown to him, are already known to us -- we have heard them umpteen times before (from his mouth). also, it is amazing how he can lie with such quite comfort (as he does above) and how naive QB can be to not realize that she his harming her own cause by contradicting him.

by Guest Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:01 am

TS's claims kinda send me thinking. Wonder which one is lying here. QB does email him on his personal id, and was once surprised when he said no one on CH knows his name, she had responded with, 'oh and all this while I thought the name on your email id is your real name'.

What are the odds she's not shown him her picture too. Heck she knew me barely for 3-4 months and I saw her daughter's, hers and her husband (or was it her brother?)'s picture, in which btw she looked very similar to the one you posted.

Also, the last time when you had posted that pic, she'd said - the girl in the pic is so ugly. Y'day she said - the girl in the pic is good looking.

*ye kya hora hai*

by Rekz Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:09 am

I saw the pic....pleasant face...I can't believe qb is so naive enough to be circulating her pics ...

by Guest Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:18 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:Also, the last time when you had posted that pic, she'd said - the girl in the pic is so ugly. Y'day she said - the girl in the pic is good looking.

hahaha. she's also pretending that on each occasion i am posting pics. of different women.

there is no doubt it is hers (and what you say about other pics. of hers reaffirms this). actually she is a curious mixture of naivete and irrational suspicion. it is her naivete that makes her shoot her pics to people she befriends. but it is her deep suspicion that makes her keep TS at an arm's distance. their friendship is only one of convenience (earnest more from TS' side). i think she hasn't sent her pic. to TS. once she overreacted when TS suggested that he'd drop by to meet her. she had misunderstood him, but that is the extent to which she is wary of him. QB-TS is not a friendship as mine with her once was or yours with her once was.

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