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Post by FluteHolder Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:08 pm



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Post by FluteHolder Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:23 pm

one of the comments> it is funny.. but the longer I watch this... my faith in humanity is actually restored .

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There is nothing derogatory or defaming, infact (assuming the other participants in the video didnot object or found it offensive). Ppl need to lighten up and enjoy!Smile


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Post by Hellsangel Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:27 pm

Maria, why did you backtrack?
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Post by FluteHolder Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:28 pm

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Post by FluteHolder Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:53 pm

In a Sunday school, a teacher wanted to inspire the children to aim for the highest. In Sunday school, in a church school, the highest is heaven of course, not God. So the teacher asked the children, ‘If I give my wealth away to the church and serve the church, will I go to heaven?’ The children in unison said, ‘No!’ Then he asked, ‘If I serve the poor, wash the leper’s feet and wipe the tears of a child’s face, will I go to heaven?’ The children said, ‘No!’ Then he asked, ‘If I love my wife, love my children, take care of my family, do my duty to my nation, will I go to heaven?’ They said, ‘No!’ Then he asked, ‘Then what should I do to go to heaven?’ Little Tommy from the backbench said, ‘You got to die.’

That is all it is, you got to die. This is the only problem. It is just a reminder that what you think as ‘yourself’ is a make-believe projection of your mind. If you kill it, then everything is right here, life is a flood of ecstasy. You don’t have to kill the world; you just have to kill ‘this one’. You have no business to kill the body because you didn’t make it. You have every right to kill all that you have created; you have no right to kill what the Creator has created. Nobody has any business to kill anything that you cannot create. But the person that you call as ‘myself’ is all your making. If you just kill that one guy, everything, the whole universe is yours.

This is a tradeoff – me or the cosmos? One who makes the deal is not asking for currency, just you. This is all the tradeoff is, this is all the whole business of enlightenment is. ‘God-realization’, ‘awakening’, ‘reminder’ – whatever you call it, this is all it is. Just kill what you have created; the Creator’s creation will explode within you.

Love and Grace,

http://blog.ishafoundation.org/sadhguru/spot/you-got-to-die/

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Post by Maria S Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:56 pm

Hellsangel wrote:Maria, why did you backtrack?


I'll tell you, HA.

It bothered me..and was surprised that FH had posted this here and found this funny. I did think about it and said to myself..why bother, this is a public forum so deleted it..and had to leave for some time.

FH,

I see you responded to my deleted post. So, I am ppl to you now? After I have known you, as I do.. for almost 10 years..where's the love? Ok then, now I know.

You are on a roll with Christian jokes and stories I see...

It's your thread, this is a public forum..you and others enjoy yourselves!
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Post by Hellsangel Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:20 pm

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/10/my-take-what-all-those-jesus-jokes-tell-us/?hpt=hp_c3
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