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Post by FluteHolder Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:31 pm

http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/garbage-mountains-on-bangalore-roads-set-to-become-bigger/article4017326.ece?homepage=true

Today, the mounds of unsegregated garbage on our city’s streets are getting bigger, garbage-laden lorries are lined up on thoroughfares with no place to go. As of Saturday, Bangalore does not know what to do with over 7,000 tonnes of garbage dumped here, there and everywhere. More will be dumped in the days to come and with the Ayudha Puja and Bakrid round the corner, we will all soon be right in the midst of a festering nightmare.

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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:14 pm

Ayudha puja and bakrid.... Hm...

Are you alluding to the sharpening of the halal knives for bakrid? Very Happy

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:45 am

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Ayudha puja and bakrid.... Hm...

Are you alluding to the sharpening of the halal knives for bakrid? Very Happy

Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.

While beginners can start by slitting the throats of chicken, ultimate toughness on the wannabe-Muslim scale, according to these intellectuals, will only come by killing goats. So this Bakrid, in an unusual instance of Hindu-Muslim syncrecity, you will see vast numbers of chaddis join the Muslims in killing goats.

In anticipation of the forthcoming glut in the mutton market, this fakular glutton is already smacking his lips.
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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:03 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.
that reminds me of some ambitious, traditionally vegetarian hindus now eating only non-vegetarian food - shrimp, fish, mutton, and chicken, in one meal - to build up their aggressiveness and virility, and bragging about their "achievement" here. i don't think our ambitious hindus have attained the final frontier yet: eating only beef and pork in ewwwery meal. they are not very different from ashdoc or uppusaamy.

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Post by southindian Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:09 pm

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.
that reminds me of some ambitious, traditionally vegetarian hindus now eating only non-vegetarian food - shrimp, fish, mutton, and chicken, in one meal - to build up their aggressiveness and virility, and bragging about their "achievement" here. i don't think our ambitious hindus have attained the final frontier yet: eating only beef and pork in ewwwery meal. they are not very different from ashdoc or uppusaamy.

So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:01 am

southindian wrote:So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
what's "panner?"

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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:43 am

southindian wrote:So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
what's a "dosa?" did you mean "dosai?"

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Post by Idéfix Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:46 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
southindian wrote:So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
what's a "dosa?" did you mean "dosai?"
That question may be better directed at the purveyor of authentic southern Indian food, the famous Iyer mama: http://www.yesandyesfoods.com/page11.html
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Post by Guest Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:58 am

lol!

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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:23 am

panini press wrote:
Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
southindian wrote:So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
what's a "dosa?" did you mean "dosai?"
That question may be better directed at the purveyor of authentic southern Indian food, the famous Iyer mama: http://www.yesandyesfoods.com/page11.html[/quote]

i think it's best directed at a person who, in a burst of creativity, named him/herself "southindian."

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:36 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.
that reminds me of some ambitious, traditionally vegetarian hindus now eating only non-vegetarian food - shrimp, fish, mutton, and chicken, in one meal - to build up their aggressiveness and virility, and bragging about their "achievement" here...

You mean like how some traditionally beef-eating, once-virile, now skinny Nazaranis forced to subsist on fruits and leaves in the winter of their lives, brag about all the pasta, asparagus, multi-coloured bell peppers (not plain, but multi-coloured, pleej to note), salad and cheese cake they ate, all in one meal? What's more they drank coffee, red wine and cognac too!
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Post by southindian Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:57 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
southindian wrote:So Panner-Dosa doesn't help in building virility...even at your age?
what's a "dosa?" did you mean "dosai?"

Which one these did you not like at Taj Chat House?


  • PLAIN RAVA DOSA
  • ONION RAVA DOSA





  • RAVA MASALA DOSA
  • PANEER RAVA DOSA
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Post by Idéfix Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:08 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.
that reminds me of some ambitious, traditionally vegetarian hindus now eating only non-vegetarian food - shrimp, fish, mutton, and chicken, in one meal - to build up their aggressiveness and virility, and bragging about their "achievement" here...

You mean like how some traditionally beef-eating, once-virile, now skinny Nazaranis forced to subsist on fruits and leaves in the winter of their lives, brag about all the pasta, asparagus, multi-coloured bell peppers (not plain, but multi-coloured, pleej to note), salad and cheese cake they ate, all in one meal? What's more they drank coffee, red wine and cognac too!
Are multi-coloured bell peppers the more grammatically-sensitive, lither, senior-friendly alternatives to multi-coloured fruitcakes?
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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:13 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:Unkil, you seem to have missed the memo. As you know (and would agree), chaddis have forever wanted to be as tough as the Muslims. Notable chaddi intellectuals on SuCH, Ashdoc and Uppili Unkil have now recommended that in addition to their morning drill, all chaddis should start practising animal sacrifice to build up that Muslim-like toughness and bloodlust.
that reminds me of some ambitious, traditionally vegetarian hindus now eating only non-vegetarian food - shrimp, fish, mutton, and chicken, in one meal - to build up their aggressiveness and virility, and bragging about their "achievement" here. i don't think our ambitious hindus have attained the final frontier yet: eating only beef and pork in ewwwery meal. they are not very different from ashdoc or uppusaamy.

i have a taiwanese friend in grad school who did just that. we'd go out to eat sometimes and he'd pick out all the vegetables from his heavily meat-laden dish and put them aside. later we became research collaborators. he recently survived a massive heart attack and has since changed his behavior.
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Post by Hellsangel Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:23 am

Ha ha ha! Wussy Iyer boy applying the vacuum to wannabe Iyer.
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