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Post by Guest Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:53 am

BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??

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Post by swapna Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:52 am

brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:22 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

it can't be , and understandably so...

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:46 am

garam_kuta wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

it can't be , and understandably so...

most likely first posted by some northindian, could be a SRK fan - read the first reader comment.
also, the quintessential u tag/appendage is totally missing, as well as the intonation emphasis on 'r' .  judging from the namba and wan, probably it is from a mediocre inglis medium school person...


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Post by Guest Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:51 am

garam_kuta wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

it can't be , and understandably so...

most likely first posted by some northindian, could be a SRK fan. - read the first reader comment.
also, the quintessential u tag/appendage is totally missing, as well as the intonation emphasis on 'r' .  judging from the namba and wan, most likely it is from a mediocre inglis medium school person...

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:19 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

it can't be , and understandably so...

most likely first posted by some northindian, could be a SRK fan. - read the first reader comment.
also, the quintessential u tag/appendage is totally missing, as well as the intonation emphasis on 'r' .  judging from the namba and wan, most likely it is from a mediocre inglis medium school person...

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uh oh! i was merely trying to defend bhaiya..

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Post by Guest Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:47 am

garam_kuta wrote:
garam_kuta wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "laanching" Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question: 
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why??
you're losing your touch; this post is not half as witty ("viTTy") as the title of an earlier post of yours that read "deer deer deer swapna." replete with clever word play, that post defined humour.

it can't be , and understandably so...

most likely first posted by some northindian, could be a SRK fan - read the first reader comment.
also, the quintessential u tag/appendage is totally missing, as well as the intonation emphasis on 'r' .  judging from the namba and wan, probably it is from a mediocre inglis medium school person...
yes, you are right. it is a forwarded post and in all likelihood composed by a north-indian. i don't know why swapna is so dense that she cannot discern if a post is forwarded or original.

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