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nice resume
inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
vov!Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35.
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
ve are needing our southTHinDian patelboy to translate mistry's resume into some known language, for mistry spiki no ingleesi.
in the "research" page of mistry's web site are the titles of "publications," none of them actually published, each dated some years ago, and "to be appear," in some journal.
global vp? why not galactic vp?
swapna- Posts : 1951
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Re: nice resume
swapna wrote:vov!Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35.
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
ve are needing our southTHinDian patelboy to translate mistry's resume into some known language, for mistry spiki no ingleesi.
in the "research" page of mistry's web site are the titles of "publications," none of them actually published, each dated some years ago, and "to be appear," in some journal.
global vp? why not galactic vp?
congrats, it looks like you have achieved quite a bit with those queen's english skills as the sole owner of kaykaytee consulting, with total revenue of $110,000 for 20+ yrs combined.
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
Impressive. He should add a video too so we don't have to google to see how he looks.Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
This is way cleaner than LinkedIn.
seven- Posts : 1559
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Re: nice resume
seven wrote:Impressive. He should add a video too so we don't have to google to see how he looks.Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
This is way cleaner than LinkedIn.
he has picchars you can see under personal sexcion
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
Yes...indeed. A different way of presentation. It might be almost empty if he had followed the traditional style.
Just shows that the Koreans also fall for fair skin. Sixth sense gadget came out of MIT Media Labs - Of course, the Gujju claims the credit for himself... Only people who dont know how the MIT Media labs operate will be enthralled at his claims.
Senior VP...yeah right.. They are dime a dozen these days. One of the girls that I know came to US on H1B when her "M N C" in India sent her here. 2 years later, she is ALSO a VP. She is only 29 (although a smashing cutie I must say) at a company much bigger than Samsung. Companies give away titles these days like nobody's business. This is called the "Howe Concept"
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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Re: nice resume
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
Yes...indeed. A different way of presentation. It might be almost empty if he had followed the traditional style.
Just shows that the Koreans also fall for fair skin. Sixth sense gadget came out of MIT Media Labs - Of course, the Gujju claims the credit for himself... Only people who dont know how the MIT Media labs operate will be enthralled at his claims.
Senior VP...yeah right.. They are dime a dozen these days. One of the girls that I know came to US on H1B when her "M N C" in India sent her here. 2 years later, she is ALSO a VP. She is only 29 (although a smashing cutie I must say) at a company much bigger than Samsung. Companies give away titles these days like nobody's business. This is called the "Howe Concept"
your opinion carries a lot of weight. seriously
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
Yes...indeed. A different way of presentation. It might be almost empty if he had followed the traditional style.
Just shows that the Koreans also fall for fair skin. Sixth sense gadget came out of MIT Media Labs - Of course, the Gujju claims the credit for himself... Only people who dont know how the MIT Media labs operate will be enthralled at his claims.
Senior VP...yeah right.. They are dime a dozen these days. One of the girls that I know came to US on H1B when her "M N C" in India sent her here. 2 years later, she is ALSO a VP. She is only 29 (although a smashing cutie I must say) at a company much bigger than Samsung. Companies give away titles these days like nobody's business. This is called the "Howe Concept"
your opinion carries a lot of weight. seriously
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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Re: nice resume
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:inventor of sixth sense, global vp at samsung, all before turning 35
http://www.pranavmistry.com/
Yes...indeed. A different way of presentation. It might be almost empty if he had followed the traditional style.
Just shows that the Koreans also fall for fair skin. Sixth sense gadget came out of MIT Media Labs - Of course, the Gujju claims the credit for himself... Only people who dont know how the MIT Media labs operate will be enthralled at his claims.
Senior VP...yeah right.. They are dime a dozen these days. One of the girls that I know came to US on H1B when her "M N C" in India sent her here. 2 years later, she is ALSO a VP. She is only 29 (although a smashing cutie I must say) at a company much bigger than Samsung. Companies give away titles these days like nobody's business. This is called the "Howe Concept"
your opinion carries a lot of weight. seriously
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
I wouldn't call you an asshole, just someone that's un(der)informed, jumps to wrong conclusions consistently, exhibits remarkable tendency to wildly extrapolate based on flimsy evidence and present illformed opinions as irrefutable facts, consistently demonstrates marked inability to read beyond cliff notes and understand detail, highly prone to foot-in-mouth disease, overly jealous of others' accomplishments, takes undue pride in some of the most prosaic personality quirks as if they make you seem like an interesting, larger-than-life figure etc etc.
that's not being an asshole.
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
I wouldn't call you an asshole, just someone that's un(der)informed, jumps to wrong conclusions consistently, exhibits remarkable tendency to wildly extrapolate based on flimsy evidence and present illformed opinions as irrefutable facts, consistently demonstrates marked inability to read beyond cliff notes and understand detail, highly prone to foot-in-mouth disease, overly jealous of others' accomplishments, takes undue pride in some of the most prosaic personality quirks as if they make you seem like an interesting, larger-than-life figure etc etc.
that's not being an asshole.
After reading your description, I am convinced that should be a Executive Sr. VP of Goldman Sachs. I seem to exhibit all the great qualities expected for such a position.
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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Re: nice resume
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
I wouldn't call you an asshole, just someone that's un(der)informed, jumps to wrong conclusions consistently, exhibits remarkable tendency to wildly extrapolate based on flimsy evidence and present illformed opinions as irrefutable facts, consistently demonstrates marked inability to read beyond cliff notes and understand detail, highly prone to foot-in-mouth disease, overly jealous of others' accomplishments, takes undue pride in some of the most prosaic personality quirks as if they make you seem like an interesting, larger-than-life figure etc etc.
that's not being an asshole.
After reading your description, I am convinced that should be a Executive Sr. VP of Goldman Sachs. I seem to exhibit all the great qualities expected for such a position.
maybe as a news opinion host at fox, msnbc, al jazeera or as part of the view..your temperament is better suited for those roles as long as you can cut out your -"am-so-down-to-earth-and-very-cool-for-a-guy-my-age" shtick.
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: nice resume
Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
I wouldn't call you an asshole, just someone that's un(der)informed, jumps to wrong conclusions consistently, exhibits remarkable tendency to wildly extrapolate based on flimsy evidence and present illformed opinions as irrefutable facts, consistently demonstrates marked inability to read beyond cliff notes and understand detail, highly prone to foot-in-mouth disease, overly jealous of others' accomplishments, takes undue pride in some of the most prosaic personality quirks as if they make you seem like an interesting, larger-than-life figure etc etc.
that's not being an asshole.
After reading your description, I am convinced that should be a Executive Sr. VP of Goldman Sachs. I seem to exhibit all the great qualities expected for such a position.
maybe as a news opinion host at fox, msnbc, al jazeera or as part of the view..your temperament is better suited for those roles as long as you can cut out your -"am-so-down-to-earth-and-very-cool-for-a-guy-my-age" shtick.
Good idea.. I will try... still better than "am-so-high-flying-and very-hot-for-a-guy-my age" shtick...isn't it right-na?
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
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Re: nice resume
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:Propagandhi711 wrote:Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Yes I know...
Someone recently called me "asshole" for being blunt with her - to put it mildly. I smiled at the person and said... "well I have known that all my life. My g'parents, parents, wife and all my friends call me all the time. You need to come up with something better." So call me asshole...but my opinion carries a lot of weight...seriously..
I wouldn't call you an asshole, just someone that's un(der)informed, jumps to wrong conclusions consistently, exhibits remarkable tendency to wildly extrapolate based on flimsy evidence and present illformed opinions as irrefutable facts, consistently demonstrates marked inability to read beyond cliff notes and understand detail, highly prone to foot-in-mouth disease, overly jealous of others' accomplishments, takes undue pride in some of the most prosaic personality quirks as if they make you seem like an interesting, larger-than-life figure etc etc.
that's not being an asshole.
After reading your description, I am convinced that should be a Executive Sr. VP of Goldman Sachs. I seem to exhibit all the great qualities expected for such a position.
maybe as a news opinion host at fox, msnbc, al jazeera or as part of the view..your temperament is better suited for those roles as long as you can cut out your -"am-so-down-to-earth-and-very-cool-for-a-guy-my-age" shtick.
Good idea.. I will try... still better than "am-so-high-flying-and very-hot-for-a-guy-my age" shtick...isn't it right-na?
any shtick is ok as long as it's on the internet, wont fly in real world as you're planning to do
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