dangers of internet hookups

brie wrote:i think phone-sex is safer. what say guys?

Meghna Mathur wrote:

brie wrote:i think phone-sex is safer. what say guys?

you generally don't know if the person on the other line is eating kadhi chawal while cybering/phoning you.

OP: terrible story. every single mom's nightmare.

garam_kuta wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:

brie wrote:i think phone-sex is safer. what say guys?

you generally don't know if the person on the other line is eating kadhi chawal while cybering/phoning you.

OP: terrible story. every single mom's nightmare.

hahaha.. doesn't it depend on what stage of the performance this happens? it may even add value, isn't it?

Meghna Mathur wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:

brie wrote:i think phone-sex is safer. what say guys?

you generally don't know if the person on the other line is eating kadhi chawal while cybering/phoning you.

OP: terrible story. every single mom's nightmare.

hahaha.. doesn't it depend on what stage of the performance this happens? it may even add value, isn't it?

yeah i mean.. lunch + talk + drinks ... make out on the counter ... drinks ... seks on the couch ... dessert + drinks + water ... seks in the bed  .... snacks + coffee ... seks on the floor ... drinks + cards  ... seks on the desk ... water ... seks on the chair  ... 8 hours *phew* tata bye bye

*true story* i been told this happens.

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

Pgaram_kuta wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:

brie wrote:i think phone-sex is safer. what say guys?

you generally don't know if the person on the other line is eating kadhi chawal while cybering/phoning you.

OP: terrible story. every single mom's nightmare.

hahaha.. doesn't it depend on what stage of the performance this happens? it may even add value, isn't it?

yeah i mean.. lunch + talk + drinks ... make out on the counter ... drinks ... seks on the couch ... dessert + drinks + water ... seks in the bed  .... snacks + coffee ... seks on the floor ... drinks + cards  ... seks on the desk ... water ... seks on the chair  ... 8 hours *phew* tata bye bye

*true story* i been told this happens.

as long as it's clean carpet and not wooden floor, i should think, but should take are of that as well, eh?

swapna wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

darling k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

HAPPY VISHU!

when was the last time you got laid? no, lying on the couch does not count! nor does masturbating to emjr.

garam_kuta wrote:

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

darling k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

HAPPY VISHU!

when was the last time you got laid? no, lying on the couch does not count! nor does masturbating to emjr.

ouch

garam_kuta wrote:.....King County Prosecuting Attorney Dan Satterberg said in a statement "We may never understand why she was killed."

starting at 0:22 in the video
[url=/m/true_story_2014/trailers/11225570]attention seeking in the extreme is one possibility...reminded me of of our imposter hyphenator handle - i hope i am wrong and it's only a very tenuous correlation; but then lots of people here have expressed that it's scary[/url]

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

brie wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

darling k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

HAPPY VISHU!

when was the last time you got laid? no, lying on the couch does not count! nor does masturbating to emjr.

ouch

saar life and english language is cruel.

swapna wrote:

brie wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:
either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

darling k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

HAPPY VISHU!

when was the last time you got laid? no, lying on the couch does not count! nor does masturbating to emjr.

ouch

saar life and english language is cruel.

and you suffer enormously from that cruelty; ironically, the correct sentence is "saar, life and the english language are cruel." note the comma after "saar."

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

you don't look indian (and, thus, you aren't one) despite having a convoluted name that can only be south indian. you win. case dismissed.

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:

brie wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

brie wrote:

darling k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

HAPPY VISHU!

when was the last time you got laid? no, lying on the couch does not count! nor does masturbating to emjr.

ouch

saar life and english language is cruel.

and you suffer enormously from that cruelty; ironically, the correct sentence is "saar, life and the english language are cruel." note the comma after "saar."

i am delighted to see you cleaning the gutters of such to discard bio-hazardous objects that were inadvertently thrown in and adding substances to ensure that the gutters let liquid-matter pass through.

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

swapna wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:sometimes you get laid, sometimes head chopped off, it's a mixed bag really:

either way, op experiences an erection and spontaneous ejaculation, even while writing about it.

garam-kuta wrote:

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

what? bitch?  it's not a dog?

swapna wrote:

garam-kuta wrote:

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

what? bitch?  it's not a dog?

hard to tell.

garam_kuta wrote:ewwww...take some valium and watch your language; jeez, making seamen virtuous!

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:ewwww...take some valium and watch your language; jeez, making seamen virtuous!

there's no redemption now, hot b; it's all here for all to see. that was quite a show you put on about sex and murder. I wonder what it is that prompts the boys of your tribe to get so "giggulingly" excited about body fluids. 

in my fifth and final year at the institute, my "tambrahm" class mates would often gather in one (hostel) room, and have long, semi-secret conversations. from some of the words that were heard, it became clear that they were sharing anecdotes about the young women who were being proposed in marriage to these about-to-be-engineers. 

there would be much nervous laughter, giggulingu, and blushing. others would walk by the room, mockingly singing "athaan... athaan, anbae... anbae." 

and inexplicably, one of the words that would aften leak out - excuse the pun - was "menses." I never understood then how it was relevant, but after observing uppusaamy and you for a while, I understand better. the monthly periods of girls and women who lived in close proximity to you in large joint families with you must have been your closest brush with sex. 

these fluid emissions of women still excite you, don't they? to you, it's nearly the same as sex isn't it?

but the shameful fact is that, today, your uncontrolled excitement was about the sex and gore that were part of a gruesome crime, ja? gore or not, it was almostnearlysomewhat like sex, ja?

garam_kuta wrote:

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:ewwww...take some valium and watch your language; jeez, making seamen virtuous!

.....................
but the shameful fact is that, today, your uncontrolled excitement was about the sex and gore that were part of a gruesome crime, ja? gore or not, it was almostnearlysomewhat like sex, ja?

ewwwwww again! your imagination and extrapolation..so depraved! anyways, let me suggest this:
பல் இருக்கிறவன் பக்கோடா தின்கிறான் இல்லேனா பொத்திகிணு போ

garam_kuta wrote:.....King County Prosecuting Attorney Dan Satterberg said in a statement "We may never understand why she was killed."

starting at 0:22 in the video
attention seeking in the extreme is one possibility...reminded me of of our imposter hyphenator handle - i hope i am wrong and it's only a very tenuous correlation; but then lots of people here have expressed that it's scary

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:ewwww...take some valium and watch your language; jeez, making seamen virtuous!

there's no redemption now, hot b; it's all here for all to see. that was quite a show you put on about sex and murder. I wonder what it is that prompts the boys of your tribe to get so "giggulingly" excited about body fluids. 

in my fifth and final year at the institute, my "tambrahm" class mates would often gather in one (hostel) room, and have long, semi-secret conversations. from some of the words that were heard, it became clear that they were sharing anecdotes about the young women who were being proposed in marriage to these about-to-be-engineers. 

there would be much nervous laughter, giggulingu, and blushing. others would walk by the room, mockingly singing "athaan... athaan, anbae... anbae." 

and inexplicably, one of the words that would aften leak out - excuse the pun - was "menses." I never understood then how it was relevant, but after observing uppusaamy and you for a while, I understand better. the monthly periods of girls and women who lived in close proximity to you in large joint families with you must have been your closest brush with sex. 

these fluid emissions of women still excite you, don't they? to you, it's nearly the same as sex isn't it?

but the shameful fact is that, today, your uncontrolled excitement was about the sex and gore that were part of a gruesome crime, ja? gore or not, it was almostnearlysomewhat like sex, ja?

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:ewwww...take some valium and watch your language; jeez, making seamen virtuous!

there's no redemption now, hot b; it's all here for all to see. that was quite a show you put on about sex and murder. I wonder what it is that prompts the boys of your tribe to get so "giggulingly" excited about body fluids. 

in my fifth and final year at the institute, my "tambrahm" class mates would often gather in one (hostel) room, and have long, semi-secret conversations. from some of the words that were heard, it became clear that they were sharing anecdotes about the young women who were being proposed in marriage to these about-to-be-engineers. 

there would be much nervous laughter, giggulingu, and blushing. others would walk by the room, mockingly singing "athaan... athaan, anbae... anbae." 

and inexplicably, one of the words that would aften leak out - excuse the pun - was "menses." I never understood then how it was relevant, but after observing uppusaamy and you for a while, I understand better. the monthly periods of girls and women who lived in close proximity to you in large joint families with you must have been your closest brush with sex. 

these fluid emissions of women still excite you, don't they? to you, it's nearly the same as sex isn't it?

but the shameful fact is that, today, your uncontrolled excitement was about the sex and gore that were part of a gruesome crime, ja? gore or not, it was almostnearlysomewhat like sex, ja?

I thought Uppusaamy was of the Gaund.

swapna wrote:
do your associates, partners, investors, and your only customer know that you lie habitually, that you did not receive the b.s. degree in computer science from columbia university as you claim? that you cheated columbia u shamelessly out of tens of thousands of dollars in tuition money? that you plagiarized a long story recenrly about an electric fence? 

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:
do your associates, partners, investors, and your only customer know that you lie habitually, that you did not receive the b.s. degree in computer science from columbia university as you claim? that you cheated columbia u shamelessly out of tens of thousands of dollars in tuition money? that you plagiarized a long story recenrly about an electric fence? 

haahahahahahahhaaha! the failed consultant is jealous!

swapna wrote:

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:I am observing, with some interest, the sexual frenzy of three distant participants - mrs mathur, huzefa chaprasi, and the hot b***h - generated by the report of a gruesome crime posted by the resident semen-and-gore enthusiast, "penius" seetharamayya.

on display here is another chapter in the sex-deprivation saga of the fat, middle-aged indian.

k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

you don't look indian (and, thus, you aren't one) despite having a convoluted name that can only be south indian. you win. case dismissed.

that's egregious logic! you are deprived not only of sex - phone sex with the hinglish-speaking prostitutes of kolkata doesn't count - but also of an education. 

do your associates, partners, investors, and your only customer know that you lie habitually, that you did not receive the b.s. degree in computer science from columbia university as you claim? that you cheated columbia u shamelessly out of tens of thousands of dollars in tuition money? that you plagiarized a long story recenrly about an electric fence? 

do you think your only customer will ever trust you if they learn of your sordid history? will you be surprised if they terminate all their business connections with you?

Maria S wrote:I am sure there are dangers when people "hook up" online or in the real world... Of course, luck-destiny also plays a big part in everything.

swapna wrote:

Maria S wrote:I am sure there are dangers when people "hook up" online or in the real world... Of course, luck-destiny also plays a big part in everything.

thank you for those insightful comments, maria.

- your loving sister, swapna

brie wrote:k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas at the immigration counter

white american officer - now how do you spell you first name gentleman?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - what?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - sith sthill! i mean... sit still and don't shout, ok?
swapna - ok sir.
officer - are you nigerian?
swapna - i am indian!
officer - sorry about that bud! you looked like inane as a negro.. nevermind!
swapna - what?
officer- SITH STHILL!
swapna - ok
officer - you may go. and (he whispers) i bet you have a long dong black man, hahaha! OK, next!

swapna wrote:

Maria S wrote:I am sure there are dangers when people "hook up" online or in the real world... Of course, luck-destiny also plays a big part in everything.

thank you for those insightful comments, maria.

- your loving sister, swapna

swapna wrote:

brie wrote:k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas at the immigration counter

white american officer - now how do you spell you first name gentleman?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - what?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - sith sthill! i mean... sit still and don't shout, ok?
swapna - ok sir.
officer - are you nigerian?
swapna - i am indian!
officer - sorry about that bud! you looked like inane as a negro.. nevermind!
swapna - what?
officer- SITH STHILL!
swapna - ok
officer - you may go. and (he whispers) i bet you have a long dong black man, hahaha! OK, next!

haha! it not the post that amuses, but the poster's unintelligent notion of what  humour is.

swapna wrote:

swapna wrote:

brie wrote:k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas at the immigration counter

white american officer - now how do you spell you first name gentleman?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - what?
swapna - k0ithodathil
officer - sith sthill! i mean... sit still and don't shout, ok?
swapna - ok sir.
officer - are you nigerian?
swapna - i am indian!
officer - sorry about that bud! you looked like inane as a negro.. nevermind!
swapna - what?
officer- SITH STHILL!
swapna - ok
officer - you may go. and (he whispers) i bet you have a long dong black man, hahaha! OK, next!

haha! it not the post that amuses, but the poster's unintelligent notion of what  humour is.

correction: "it is not the post."

brie wrote:

swapna wrote:

Maria S wrote:I am sure there are dangers when people "hook up" online or in the real world... Of course, luck-destiny also plays a big part in everything.

thank you for those insightful comments, maria.

- your loving sister, swapna

awww k0ithodathil kuruvilla thomas,

you had a sex change operation? you never tolded us about it? was it painful? was it a cause for divorce from our babbi, roshniamma? do mallika and gautam call you MOM? thus the mom & ketchup & stockholm syndrome g_k rightly latched on to?