Should I hook up with Seven?

by SomeProfile Thu May 12, 2011 8:27 pm

For the past few days, I have been highly disturbed by the fact that TS has found so much sincere, idealistic, ever-youthful love on Sulekha so many times over the years. His feelings for Enna and those transferred feelings for Seven-babe are so touching. I feel jealous of him. In the 3+ years I have been here, I have not developed such feelings for any Sulekhini. I feel like my life is running below the poverty line of love in the planet of Sulekha. I have to do something about this ASAP.

So, should I hook up with Seven? I see multiple advantages in this venture:

1. For one thing, Seven is a sincere, idealistic, ever-youthful North Indian girl who has 'something special' in her.

*Also, this can lead to a most dramatic love triangle story in the history of Sulekha since the days of the TS-QB-Jdaari triangle.

## Just imagine the thrill, the drama, the entertainment value of this story. Imagine the poems and songs a drunken TS will post every night. Imagine my Prem Chopra-like villainous dialogs. Imagine the Dharmendra-like TS abusing me, albeit in chase, polite Urdu as, "Bade batthameeze hain aap!" [Incidentally, the movie Pocketmaar has this exact same dialog uttered by Dharmendra when Prem Chopra tries to physically misbehave with an extremely yummy-looking Saira Banu! I was shocked at such politeness and civility among North Indians].

4. So what say Sulekha? Should S P Gabbar Singh grab Seven Basanthi and make her chakki pissing, pissing... while TS Dharmendra comes to rescue her?

*Who knows, this might be just the thing which makes TS come over to post on this board to take care of the hideous aka chupinder SI SP G Singh.

by Guest Thu May 12, 2011 10:10 pm

No you can't coz,

seven to hai ek titli
udne phirne waali
kaise rahegi baithi
ek hi dil ki daali

by Another Brick Fri May 13, 2011 1:50 am

two thumbs up. and when you finally win her over, take away her computer. thanks in advance.

by Propagandhi711 Fri May 13, 2011 11:54 am

yeah club her on the head, chop off her thumbs while you're at it so we dont have suffer her annoying patter

by CroMagnon Fri May 13, 2011 12:08 pm

LOL@AB and PG711

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 12:16 pm

When I had just began posting on this forum, DUT was out for a couple of months, then he returned, and I saw some words exchanged between him and QB and some other posters who wanted to call themselves as 'writers', and hoped to god that he NEVER read any of my posts, leave alone respond to it, and when he did I was terrified and thot for about 2 hours on how to respond back, and this when it was a nuetral remark... and AB had put me on his 'handles to ignore' list, but then took me out of it a month later...

you raggers.

by CroMagnon Fri May 13, 2011 12:22 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:When I had just began posting on this forum, DUT was out for a couple of months, then he returned, and I saw some words exchanged between him and QB and some other posters who wanted to call themselves as 'writers', and hoped to god that he NEVER read any of my posts, leave alone respond to it, and when he did I was terrified and thot for about 2 hours on how to respond back, and this when it was a nuetral remark... and AB had put me on his 'handles to ignore' list, but then took me out of it a month later...

you raggers.

If you had changed a few of your commas into periods your post would have been much easier to read :-)

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 12:25 pm

that sholay clip was so funny! We don't need another TS in this forum. You can just stick to your feelings thread...

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 12:28 pm

CroMagnon wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:When I had just began posting on this forum, DUT was out for a couple of months, then he returned, and I saw some words exchanged between him and QB and some other posters who wanted to call themselves as 'writers', and hoped to god that he NEVER read any of my posts, leave alone respond to it, and when he did I was terrified and thot for about 2 hours on how to respond back, and this when it was a nuetral remark... and AB had put me on his 'handles to ignore' list, but then took me out of it a month later...

you raggers.

If you had changed a few of your commas into periods your post would have been much easier to read :-)

LOL, agree. 100%... in my defense, I type in a small 3x3 inch window, and half the time, I don't reread.. I just type as thoughts come to my mind, which you can now see are nonstop Smile

and sometimes, I am even looking at the other monitor when typing, so that the passer bys think I am staring at my Linux screen.

by artood2 Fri May 13, 2011 12:29 pm

Seven has the best jokes.

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 12:30 pm

Sasthi wrote:that sholay clip was so funny! We don't need another TS in this forum. You can just stick to your feelings thread...

Oh Please.. no one calls TS as Dharmendar.. I am a fan.

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 12:31 pm

Btw...I think TS is much more sincere than any of the CH unckes...so sad he is taken Razz

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 12:35 pm

Sasthi wrote:Btw...I think TS is much more sincere than any of the CH unckes...so sad he is taken

disagree.. he THINKS he is sincere.. he is the most double standards waala guy that I know of. His biggest problem is that he thinks women are these sexless beings having no sexual feelings, desires, or expressions and they either put up with it for 'love' or security; or when do express anything sexual, it's to manipulate men for one thing or another... Dunno what the women around him did to make him form this kinda outlook towards women, but I pity his wife.. just imagine.. she dons a lingerie any night, and TS's head goes spinning thinking 'WHATEVER the fuck is she manipulating me for'?

by CroMagnon Fri May 13, 2011 12:40 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:disagree.. he THINKS he is sincere.. he is the most double standards waala guy that I know of.

To me the term that describes him the best is "Samaj ka thekedar." Like any other "samaj ka thekedar," he is sexist and has double standards, but thinks he is genuine and sincere.

Tracy Whitney wrote:Dunno what the women around him did to make him form this kinda outlook towards women, but I pity his wife.. just imagine.. she dons a lingerie any night, and TS's head goes spinning thinking 'WHATEVER the fuck is she manipulating me for'?

LOL!

by garamkuta Fri May 13, 2011 12:49 pm

CroMagnon wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:When I had just began posting on this forum, DUT was out for a couple of months, then he returned, and I saw some words exchanged between him and QB and some other posters who wanted to call themselves as 'writers', and hoped to god that he NEVER read any of my posts, leave alone respond to it, and when he did I was terrified and thot for about 2 hours on how to respond back, and this when it was a nuetral remark... and AB had put me on his 'handles to ignore' list, but then took me out of it a month later...

you raggers.

If you had changed a few of your commas into periods your post would have been much easier to read :-)

ha..like in: fun fun fun
Tracy can try punctuating the above with his advice in mind.

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 12:53 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:
Sasthi wrote:Btw...I think TS is much more sincere than any of the CH unckes...so sad he is taken

disagree.. he THINKS he is sincere.. he is the most double standards waala guy that I know of. His biggest problem is that he thinks women are these sexless beings having no sexual feelings, desires, or expressions and they either put up with it for 'love' or security; or when do express anything sexual, it's to manipulate men for one thing or another... Dunno what the women around him did to make him form this kinda outlook towards women, but I pity his wife.. just imagine.. she dons a lingerie any night, and TS's head goes spinning thinking 'WHATEVER the fuck is she manipulating me for'?

hmmmm....interesting! I don't want to talk about his wife or kids, atleast his feeling for QB seems to be sincere...also with seven...also with maya(whoever it is)...also with enna...but you are only one NI not in his list!

If he were the last man on earth...and I were the last woman - I would commit suicide or plan a killing...well, that is irrelevant.

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 1:01 pm

Sasthi wrote:
hmmmm....interesting! I don't want to talk about his wife or kids, atleast his feeling for QB seems to be sincere...also with seven...also with maya(whoever it is)...also with enna...but you are only one NI not in his list!

interesting... he 'abused' all of us at some time or another.. QB is the only one who abused him back I think.. then they became bhai-behen.... Enna was polite to him still, hence the pining.... maya and I never forgave him... maya left the scene, and hence the pining. I stayed back, and ignored him cold for many months... so the pining x-formed to hatred.

by Propagandhi711 Fri May 13, 2011 1:03 pm

well in the dumbass's defense, she also thought joblessfella was sincere.

by Guest Fri May 13, 2011 1:05 pm

oh, and enna is a north indian tamil.

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 1:09 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:oh, and enna is a north indian tamil.

Oh is it! I don't understand all the backstories...

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 1:12 pm

Propagandhi711 wrote:well in the dumbass's defense, she also thought joblessfella was sincere.

Bava Kopam Cheskothu Ra...Nee Paiya Ottu...I didn't think jbf sincere...yem aayipoyintho nee budhi...kani leka pothey yem chesethi...aantha nee karma!

by Hellsangel Fri May 13, 2011 1:20 pm

Sasthi wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:well in the dumbass's defense, she also thought joblessfella was sincere.

Bava Kopam Cheskothu Ra...Nee Paiya Ottu...I didn't think jbf sincere...yem aayipoyintho nee budhi...kani leka pothey yem chesethi...aantha nee karma!

by Nila Fri May 13, 2011 1:30 pm

I will check that out later.

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