Member dynamics using Sholay analogy!

Member dynamics using Sholay analogy! · by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:01 pm

Although I have been somewhat regular member on this forum, I'm not familiar to the member dynamics / politics. Who likes whom? Who are the villians? so on and so forth....can somebody please explain it to me using SHOLAY characters.

For e.g.

- Queen Bee is definitely the GABBAR SINGH (or should I say Gabbar Kaur) of this site.
- Charvaka happens to be Thakur Baldev Singh

Please help me fill these roles

- Samba
- Veeru
- Jay
- Basanti
- Ahmed
- please help me remember more characters.

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 4:09 pm

I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:12 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

You shake it, girl! Pick your Jalal Agha!

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 4:12 pm

it will be more interesting if u compared Chers with Mahabharatiyans Smile

)

sholey is so limited

by tapori Tue May 03, 2011 4:13 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

you are good for basanti. Laughing

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 4:13 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

Lol u can do double role in that case..Basanti- helen by the night or something Smile

)
who will play basanti if not u Razz

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:19 pm

Maria can be Jaya Badhuri...who seems to dwell in self-pity!

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:20 pm

seven wrote:it will be more interesting if u compared Chers with Mahabharatiyans )

sholey is so limited

That's an idea....get your own thread! I paid for this one!

by doofus_maximus Tue May 03, 2011 4:35 pm

my character will be one of the henchmen with no dialogs...

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 4:36 pm

harharmahadev wrote:
seven wrote:it will be more interesting if u compared Chers with Mahabharatiyans )

sholey is so limited

That's an idea....get your own thread! I paid for this one!

i already know who likes who here. i thought u wanted to learn more all CHers. if you want to limit it just a few Chers- its ur call 8-|

by Hellsangel Tue May 03, 2011 4:38 pm

doofus_maximus wrote:my character will be one of the henchmen with no dialogs...

You could be Anna.

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:49 pm

seven wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
seven wrote:it will be more interesting if u compared Chers with Mahabharatiyans )

sholey is so limited

That's an idea....get your own thread! I paid for this one!

i already know who likes who here. i thought u wanted to learn more all CHers. if you want to limit it just a few Chers- its ur call 8-|

No offense intended...just a friendly jab (man, you guys are super-sensitive). Pretty please, can you share your knowledge about the intricacies of various characters in this bollywood potboiler saga?

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 4:51 pm

doofus_maximus wrote:my character will be one of the henchmen with no dialogs...

You mean one of the three guys who get killed by Gabbar Kaur?

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 5:03 pm

harharmahadev wrote:
seven wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
seven wrote:it will be more interesting if u compared Chers with Mahabharatiyans )

sholey is so limited

That's an idea....get your own thread! I paid for this one!

i already know who likes who here. i thought u wanted to learn more all CHers. if you want to limit it just a few Chers- its ur call 8-|

No offense intended...just a friendly jab (man, you guys are super-sensitive). Pretty please, can you share your knowledge about the intricacies of various characters in this bollywood potboiler saga?

Alright. I'll help you. I did make a list of virtual characters of all regular CHers smtime back on sulekha. I'll post it here in the evening. howzzat?

by doofus_maximus Tue May 03, 2011 5:04 pm

no... the one who dances with Helen or Basanti..

Hows that..

by Impedimenta Tue May 03, 2011 5:10 pm

i will be the friend of the henchmen with no dialogues..and i will have no dialogues as well

by Admin Tue May 03, 2011 5:13 pm

harharmahadev wrote:
- Charvaka happens to be Thakur Baldev Singh

Having never watched Sholay, I looked up Wikipedia, the ultimate repository of all knowledge for the plot. Here is what I gathered. On this forum, I am the guy with no arms who gets killed in the end by the villain. Not sure if I like that. But fine, be that way.

by Guest Tue May 03, 2011 5:24 pm

you HAVEN'T watched SHOLAY???

*reassessment of caru begins all over again*

by harharmahadev Tue May 03, 2011 5:53 pm

Admin wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
- Charvaka happens to be Thakur Baldev Singh
Having never watched Sholay, I looked up Wikipedia, the ultimate repository of all knowledge for the plot. Here is what I gathered. On this forum, I am the guy with no arms who gets killed in the end by the villain. Not sure if I like that. But fine, be that way.

Are you serious? Haven't watched Sholay!!

Yes, he got no arms....but he doesn't get killed in the end by the villain. Or does he? Now, you have to watch and find out.

by Admin Wed May 04, 2011 1:39 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:you HAVEN'T watched SHOLAY???

*reassessment of caru begins all over again*

Nope. I started watching Hindi movies only when I was in 12th grade. Darr was the first one I saw in a theater I think.

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 2:27 am

- Gabbar -- QB
- Samba -- ponninyin selvan (shared with all other right wing posters)
- kalia - vivek
- Veeru -- bittuboye
- Jay -- carvaka
- Thakur - some profile
- Basanti -- Impedimenta
- helen/gypsy girl - TW
- Ahmed -- artood2
- asrani/jailor (hum angrezon ke jamaney ke jailor hain) -- TS
- surma bhopali -- harharmahadev shared with joblessfella
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.
- iftekhar (radha's father) -- seva
- paidi jairaj/police-commissioner - cro-magnon
- hariram/keshto mukherjee -- TS (double role)
- mausi/leela mishra - maria s
- ramlaal - yours truly

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 3:04 am

sorry ahmed should be hellsangel

by charvaka Wed May 04, 2011 3:06 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:sorry ahmed should be hellsangel

Are you also doing a Mahabharat version?

by .|Sublime|. Wed May 04, 2011 3:09 am

harharmahadev wrote:Maria can be Jaya Badhuri...who seems to dwell in self-pity!

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:- Gabbar -- QB
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.

you dont like me anymore or what?

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 3:29 am

.|Sublime|. wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:Maria can be Jaya Badhuri...who seems to dwell in self-pity!

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:- Gabbar -- QB
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.

you dont like me anymore or what?

अऱे नही भाई ऐसा kuch नही. jaya is like a magic box in sholay. cool, calm, composed yet with strong feelings. it was a compliment मॊःतऱ्मा

by .|Sublime|. Wed May 04, 2011 4:30 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:

अऱे नही भाई ऐसा kuch नही. jaya is like a magic box in sholay. cool, calm, composed yet with strong feelings. it was a compliment मॊःतऱ्मा

वाह् वाह् इत्नी भी तारीफ़् ना करॊ कि मुझॆ सर्दी जुखाम् हॊ जायॆ

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 9:18 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:- Gabbar -- QB
- Samba -- ponninyin selvan (shared with all other right wing posters)
- kalia - vivek
- Veeru -- bittuboye
- Jay -- carvaka
- Thakur - some profile
- Basanti -- Impedimenta
- helen/gypsy girl - TW
- Ahmed -- artood2
- asrani/jailor (hum angrezon ke jamaney ke jailor hain) -- TS
- surma bhopali -- harharmahadev shared with joblessfella
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.
- iftekhar (radha's father) -- seva
- paidi jairaj/police-commissioner - cro-magnon
- hariram/keshto mukherjee -- TS (double role)
- mausi/leela mishra - maria s
- ramlaal - yours truly

haha....awesome!

Can't believe I got stuck as Soorma Bhopali e bhai! but then again.....hmmm!

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 9:28 am

harharmahadev wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

You shake it, girl! Pick your Jalal Agha!

Jamal agha. Hmm. Since everyone else is taken Black Swan maybe. Where is he anyway. He gave ideas on how to move enmasse and then disappeared.

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 9:29 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

You shake it, girl! Pick your Jalal Agha!

Jalal Agha. Hmm. Since everyone else is taken Black Swan maybe. Where is he anyway. He gave ideas on how to move enmasse and then disappeared.

by doofus_maximus Wed May 04, 2011 9:39 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:- Gabbar -- QB
- Samba -- ponninyin selvan (shared with all other right wing posters)
- kalia - vivek
- Veeru -- bittuboye
- Jay -- carvaka
- Thakur - some profile
- Basanti -- Impedimenta
- helen/gypsy girl - TW
- Ahmed -- artood2
- asrani/jailor (hum angrezon ke jamaney ke jailor hain) -- TS
- surma bhopali -- harharmahadev shared with joblessfella
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.
- iftekhar (radha's father) -- seva
- paidi jairaj/police-commissioner - cro-magnon
- hariram/keshto mukherjee -- TS (double role)
- mausi/leela mishra - maria s
- ramlaal - yours truly

so I don't even get a non-speaking henchman role .. fine ..

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 9:42 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:I want to do the oomphy Helen's role.. please please please.

You shake it, girl! Pick your Jalal Agha!

Jamal agha. Hmm. Since everyone else is taken Black Swan maybe. Where is he anyway. He gave ideas on how to move enmasse and then disappeared.

I'm confused....Jalal Agha was the guy singing the Mehbooba Mehbooba song. Who is Jamal Agha?

by Impedimenta Wed May 04, 2011 9:46 am

doofus_maximus wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:- Gabbar -- QB
- Samba -- ponninyin selvan (shared with all other right wing posters)
- kalia - vivek
- Veeru -- bittuboye
- Jay -- carvaka
- Thakur - some profile
- Basanti -- Impedimenta
- helen/gypsy girl - TW
- Ahmed -- artood2
- asrani/jailor (hum angrezon ke jamaney ke jailor hain) -- TS
- surma bhopali -- harharmahadev shared with joblessfella
- radha (jaya bhadiuri) -- .|sublime|.
- iftekhar (radha's father) -- seva
- paidi jairaj/police-commissioner - cro-magnon
- hariram/keshto mukherjee -- TS (double role)
- mausi/leela mishra - maria s
- ramlaal - yours truly

so I don't even get a non-speaking henchman role .. fine ..

hey DM, stop complaining. look what i got

Basanti (Hema Malini), a feisty, talkative young woman who makes her living driving a horse-cart

this is from wiki. i had no clue who basanti was until i saw this. now everyone knows that i do not drive a horse-cart...

huzefa - watch it buddy!

by doofus_maximus Wed May 04, 2011 9:48 am

summa scene ...

you get the heroine's role and still complain..

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 9:50 am

lol.. impy, horse cart of then is Bimmer of now... No one runs faster than Dhanno (the horse, and in this context, your bimmer).

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 9:55 am

lol.. impy, horse cart of then is Bimmer of now... No one runs faster than Dhanno (the horse, and in this context, your bimmer).

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 10:09 am

doofus_maximus wrote:summa scene ...

you get the heroine's role and still complain..

really...some people.

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 10:21 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
doofus_maximus wrote:summa scene ...

you get the heroine's role and still complain..

really...some people.

Some people are never happy, no matter what roles they are given.

Just make me Jay and we can all be happy!

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 10:27 am

harharmahadev wrote: Just make me Jay and we can all be happy!

we will make you jay in ram gopal's sholay/aag. for now please practise your surma bhopali lines with a bit more feeling. read up "method acting."

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 11:08 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Just make me Jay and we can all be happy!

we will make you jay in ram gopal's sholay/aag. for now please practise your surma bhopali lines with a bit more feeling. read up "method acting."

Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

by Impedimenta Wed May 04, 2011 11:17 am

harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 11:25 am

Impedimenta wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

Cool...one vote for me. You can become Dhanno.

by .|Sublime|. Wed May 04, 2011 11:28 am

harharmahadev wrote:
Cool...one vote for me. You can become Dhanno.

I don't think you have the authority to add new characters. kindly stick to the approved list

by tapori Wed May 04, 2011 11:30 am

hey where is a director ? I also want to make a debut in acting, can I be a goonda standing all the way in the corner with Evil or Very Mad

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 11:32 am

.|Sublime|. wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
Cool...one vote for me. You can become Dhanno.

I don't think you have the authority to add new characters. kindly stick to the approved list

Dhanno is an authorized / approved character in Sholay...HK needs to assign somebody to it.

by .|Sublime|. Wed May 04, 2011 11:33 am

Impedimenta wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

he means - "हमारॆ पास् कार्तॊऒज् कम् हैन्. वीरु, तुम् बसन्ति कॊ लॆकर् गऒन् चलॆ जाऒ. मै यहा पर् रॆह्कॆ इन् लॊगॊन् कॊ रॊक् तi हून्!"

by .|Sublime|. Wed May 04, 2011 11:34 am

Impedimenta wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

TW is very basanti-ish. the two of you can swap roles.

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 11:35 am

dhanno is impy's car. casting closed on this one.

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 11:48 am

harharmahadev wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

Cool...one vote for me. You can become Dhanno.

you are the genius! you can be jay -- we will change the cast and script to make jay look like soorma bhopali. and quite cleverly you have voted for her to be given given the second best character in the movie! i have agreed to it. here's the song sequence from sholay that she has to rehearse too. quite glamorous holding the lantern and all!

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 11:52 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:
Impedimenta wrote:
harharmahadev wrote: Jay comes more naturally to me...listen, "humare paas kartooz kam hai. Veeru, tum Basanti ko lekar gaon chale jao. Mein yahan par rehke in logon ko rokta hoon!"

How was that?

bery nice. now, what does that mean? i will vote for you to be jay if you vote for me to not be basanti. basanti sounds like badusha and i do not like badusha...

Cool...one vote for me. You can become Dhanno.

you are the genius! you can be jay -- we will change the cast and script to make jay look like soorma bhopali. and quite cleverly you have voted for her to be given given the second best character in the movie! i have agreed to it. here's the song sequence from sholay that she has to rehearse too. quite glamorous holding the lantern and all!

Has anybody watched Sholay on this forum?

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 12:28 pm

i have.

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