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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:22 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:bw knows this for she is of the same stock as me.

Meaning?
ha ha snoopy. it means that we both shared fierce loyalty to our spouses and family. that is why we bonded. but this bittuesque thing started as a whim on a bored evening. i sent her a note at my 9 pm, "it is time we kicked our friendship into the next orbit. send me a dirty joke tomorrow. if you are awake, tell me if hubs is asleep." she responded with an offline that i saw the next morning, "wth! r u drunk?" i promptly met her in suchat that morning after reading her note and we (we) went public with this behaviour of mind. it was funny. but then i escalated it into an ego fight and continued sending her such offliners. for example, "vut u wearing?" at my 9 pm, followed by a "gm" at my 8 am. the rest is known to you. it descended to an ego fight initiated by me (or so i imagine). while she gave some ground by adding me back as a friend, she was not comfortable losing ground she later (must have) surely felt. you can call it test of ones love for another. you can call it whatever you like snoopy. call it an intellectual distraction. but at the end of the day do remember that this happened between two adults of the same "stock" and the result, whichever way you look at it, was predetermined.


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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:23 pm

Natalia Romanova wrote:" i found the most vulnerable one -- the docile, neutered, iyer girl and i succeeded."

Are we talking about bw or is this some sarcasm (on ff) that I didn't catch.
https://such.forumotion.com/t8282-blabberwock-is-a-closet-racist#62614

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:28 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:bw knows this for she is of the same stock as me.

Meaning?
ha ha snoopy. it means that we both shared fierce loyalty to our spouses and family. that is why we bonded. but this bittuesque thing started as a whim on a bored evening. i sent her a note at my 9 pm, "it is time we kicked our friendship into the next orbit. send me a dirty joke tomorrow. if you are awake, tell me if hubs is asleep." she responded with an offline that i saw the next morning, "wth! r u drunk?" i promptly met her in suchat and we (we) went public with this behaviour of mind. it was funny. but then i escalated it into an ego fight and continued sending her such offliners. for example, "vut u wearing?" at my 9 pm, followed by a "gm" at my 8 am. the rest is known to you. it descended to an ego fight initiated by me (or so i imagine). while she gave some ground by adding me back as a friend, she was not comfortable losing ground she later (must have) surely felt. you can call it test of ones love for another. you can call it whatever you like snoopy. but at the end of the day do remember that this happened between two adults of the same "stock" and the result, whichever way you look at it, was predetermined.

considering how she has reacted in the past to Bittu hitting on her, it was not a good idea to be saying things like vut u wearing, etc. to her. you were just annoying her. she gave you a chance to redeem yourself by adding you to her friends' list again but then you blew it again.

also, she is is not of the exact same stock as you because she has a very poor opinion of Bittu and you do not.


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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:30 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Natalia Romanova wrote:" i found the most vulnerable one -- the docile, neutered, iyer girl and i succeeded."

Are we talking about bw or is this some sarcasm (on ff) that I didn't catch.
https://such.forumotion.com/t8282-blabberwock-is-a-closet-racist#62614

Ah ok. Thot so. Lol. HK by doing this you lost whatever chances you had, man. Knowing how twisted you are, maybe you want it that way. *shrug*

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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:34 pm

"this is partly true. bittu is not gutter. time and again in old ch i have risen to defend him. to me, you, who seriously trolls about gf-whatever holding his penii while he pisses, is close to the gutter. bittu is a fine guy in my books with a very high stock value. but i am a gutter creature -- you got that right. literally and figuratively. i am fat, alcoholic, medicated, with a "unique" mind and zero self worth. i would be attracted to any moving THING. i would prey on ALL women. you are right. i found the most vulnerable one -- the docile, neutered, iyer girl and i succeeded. man, am i wily. man, you are soooo right!"

Thanks for the kind words about me Huz but I'm ok being a gutter keeda too. By the way, I suffer from low self worth also. It is directly tied to my alcoholism. If I quit the booze, I'm a fucking ROCK STAR. I bet you are too.

Also, bros before hoes. *high five*



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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:39 pm

Bittu wrote:"this is partly true. bittu is not gutter. time and again in old ch i have risen to defend him. to me, you, who seriously trolls about gf-whatever holding his penii while he pisses, is close to the gutter. bittu is a fine guy in my books with a very high stock value. but i am a gutter creature -- you got that right. literally and figuratively. i am fat, alcoholic, medicated, with a "unique" mind and zero self worth. i would be attracted to any moving THING. i would prey on ALL women. you are right. i found the most vulnerable one -- the docile, neutered, iyer girl and i succeeded. man, am i wily. man, you are soooo right!"

Thanks for the kind words about me Huz but I'm ok being a gutter keeda too. By the way, I suffer from low self worth also. It is directly tied to my alcoholism. If I quit the booze, I'm a fucking ROCK STAR. I bet you are too.

Also, bros before hoes. *high five*


i love you bittu. i am going to quit alcohol NOW. i want to return to this forum to announce that i have quit it. pray that i return.

edit. yes, hi five to bros before hoes. Smile kinns be damned.


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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:41 pm

Rashmun wrote:considering how she has reacted in the past to Bittu hitting on her, it was not a good idea to be saying things like vut u wearing, etc. to her. you were just annoying her. she gave you a chance to redeem yourself by adding you to her friends' list again but then you blew it again.

also, she is is not of the exact same stock as you because she has a very poor opinion of Bittu and you do not.

i will leave it to heracles garu to respond to this. (heracles is my alter ego.)

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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:47 pm

Good stuff, Huz. Hope you can quit. I also hope I can quit the booze but the one major problem for me is the booze-sex connection. When drunk, I'm a porn star. This defies logic. Most dudes can't get it up after 5-6 drinks but I'm fucking SPRUNG. I have no idea how to break this alcohol-sex connection and that is majorly impeding my efforts to quit the booze and become FABULOUS. Not in a gay way, but like, become GOOD.

Coincidentally, it's cool that you're in Kol. My very old friend and cousin is also in Kol. So is another interest of mine. So ya, when I visit desh next time, we'll party it up with you!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOLKATTA!!!!!!!!!!


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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:49 pm

actually now that I think about it, my DAD has said to me a couple of times, "what do you mean you have never visited Calcutta?" It's a bloody interesting city. You must go.

He's been there 3-4 times. I bet he banged some hookers there.

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:04 pm

Bittu wrote: Most dudes can't get it up after 5-6 drinks but I'm fucking SPRUNG.
yikes! i am in the "most" category. that is kinda unusual for i share your abhorrence for marijuana -- we both get freaked out by it. but alcohol deadens my south pole. sorry, but cannot commiserate. maybe you need to see a shrink? Razz
Bittu wrote:actually now that I think about it, my DAD has said to me a couple of times, "what do you mean you have never visited Calcutta?" It's a bloody interesting city. You must go.
your dad is right. i want to die here and i know i will.

He's been there 3-4 times. I bet he banged some hookers there.
was your dad drunk then? i am just trying to establish a genetic connection. it is in the realm of HEURISTICS and you don't, per se, have to cooperate with my survey. if you are not understanding me, i will rephrase it in semantically congruent, florid prose and then maybe you will?

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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:26 pm

k I don't know how to do the multi quote thing. anyway.

i don't know if dad was drunk in kolkatta. i wasn't there with him. and the rest of your post is TOO MUCH INGLIS. i cannot comprehend.

"t is in the realm of HEURISTICS and you don't, per se, have to cooperate with my survey. if you are not understanding me, i will rephrase it in semantically congruent, florid prose and then maybe you will? "

really man? waaaay too much inglis for me. Need a drink...brb

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:14 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
i will leave it to heracles garu to respond to this. (heracles is my alter ego.)

So much silence now on this:

https://such.forumotion.com/t8354-how-many-people-will-move-to-rashman-s-forum#63017
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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:31 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
i will leave it to heracles garu to respond to this. (heracles is my alter ego.)

So much silence now on this:

https://such.forumotion.com/t8354-how-many-people-will-move-to-rashman-s-forum#63017

its ok. Huzefa Kapasi is like family. I have grown up with him--since 1998. He is free to slam me whenever he wants.

I would like to explain also the one occasion on which i behaved in an obnoxious manner with him: i was very irritable at the time because of certain personal reasons. HK, please accept my belated apologies.

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Post by Propagandhi711 Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:51 pm

wow...so much middleage drama but irregardless, I'm in the market for a short term dalliance for maybe 2-2.5 months with a slutty aunty type, preferably desi, due to personal reasons. how does one go about achieving this? any cliffs on what floats aunties' boat, how does one ensnare them, what topics are raised first etc would be much appreciated.

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:31 pm

Hu- i think you're overreacting.

if smtimes people don't respond to your hi/hello/sup offliners, it doesnt mean anything. what mind games? you're imagining things i think.

but anyway - feeling better? sucha long thread. you must be exhausted.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:07 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote: as i once called her, precious.

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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:44 pm

Propagandhi711 wrote: I'm in the market for a short term dalliance for maybe 2-2.5 months with a slutty aunty type, preferably desi, due to personal reasons. how does one go about achieving this? any cliffs on what floats aunties' boat, how does one ensnare them, what topics are raised first etc would be much appreciated.

Easy to tell. Body language 101. If you don't know what that is, pick up a book. Also, if some desi aunty is calling YOU..off and on...she wants to get fucked. I have one calling me but I'm close with her husband so I'm just keeping her at bay.

TMA is coming back in 2 weeks. I may call this desi aunty on Monday and have her over. YOLO.

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Post by FluteHolder Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:15 pm

Bittu wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote: I'm in the market for a short term dalliance for maybe 2-2.5 months with a slutty aunty type, preferably desi, due to personal reasons. how does one go about achieving this? any cliffs on what floats aunties' boat, how does one ensnare them, what topics are raised first etc would be much appreciated.

Easy to tell. Body language 101. If you don't know what that is, pick up a book. Also, if some desi aunty is calling YOU..off and on...she wants to get fucked. I have one calling me but I'm close with her husband so I'm just keeping her at bay.

TMA is coming back in 2 weeks. I may call this desi aunty on Monday and have her over. YOLO.


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Post by Bittu Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:33 pm

lol FruitHolder lol lol but this one is many years old.

like from mid 90s.

let's not do this again.

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:53 pm

Rashmun wrote:I would like to explain also the one occasion on which i behaved in an obnoxious manner with him: i was very irritable at the time because of certain personal reasons. HK, please accept my belated apologies.
no sweat rashmun. i give my friends a lot of leeway. sometimes i overreact. you are absolutely right in judging that i am, despite everything, emotional.

seven wrote:Hu- i think you're overreacting.

if smtimes people don't respond to your hi/hello/sup offliners, it doesnt mean anything. what mind games? you're imagining things i think.
yes, i understood this late. well, i am a fool. she too learnt this late.

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:57 pm

seven wrote:but anyway - feeling better? sucha long thread. you must be exhausted.
feeling better? yes. long thread? a ts never gets exhausted seven. it is very important to know self and try understand it.

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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:08 am

Natalia Romanova wrote: Knowing how twisted you are
OUCHHHHHHHHH!!!!

maybe you want it that way. *shrug*
i am sending her a friend request. Smile if she does not accept it in a few days, i will rescind it.

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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:23 am

last time when she fought with you guys, you and kinns, i went out of my way to get you three together. this time no one is helping me repair the friendship. bastards. cruel world.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:26 am

Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
i will leave it to heracles garu to respond to this. (heracles is my alter ego.)

So much silence now on this:

https://such.forumotion.com/t8354-how-many-people-will-move-to-rashman-s-forum#63017

its ok. Huzefa Kapasi is like family. I have grown up with him--since 1998. He is free to slam me whenever he wants.

I would like to explain also the one occasion on which i behaved in an obnoxious manner with him: i was very irritable at the time because of certain personal reasons. HK, please accept my belated apologies.

Whatever happened to your post asking me to shutup and letting Huze and BW resolve their issue privately...

Pliss...now give us your convoluted reason and justification for interfering in their matter...Razz

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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:36 am

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
i will leave it to heracles garu to respond to this. (heracles is my alter ego.)

So much silence now on this:

https://such.forumotion.com/t8354-how-many-people-will-move-to-rashman-s-forum#63017

its ok. Huzefa Kapasi is like family. I have grown up with him--since 1998. He is free to slam me whenever he wants.

I would like to explain also the one occasion on which i behaved in an obnoxious manner with him: i was very irritable at the time because of certain personal reasons. HK, please accept my belated apologies.

Whatever happened to your post asking me to shutup and letting Huze and BW resolve their issue privately...

Pliss...now give us your convoluted reason and justification for interfering in their matter...Razz

i am not interfering in their matter.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:42 am

Rashmun wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Rashmun wrote:

its ok. Huzefa Kapasi is like family. I have grown up with him--since 1998. He is free to slam me whenever he wants.

I would like to explain also the one occasion on which i behaved in an obnoxious manner with him: i was very irritable at the time because of certain personal reasons. HK, please accept my belated apologies.

Whatever happened to your post asking me to shutup and letting Huze and BW resolve their issue privately...

Pliss...now give us your convoluted reason and justification for interfering in their matter...Razz

i am not interfering in their matter.

My foot ...you are not interfering....

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:45 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:bw knows this for she is of the same stock as me.

Meaning?
ha ha snoopy. it means that we both shared fierce loyalty to our spouses and family. that is why we bonded. but this bittuesque thing started as a whim on a bored evening. i sent her a note at my 9 pm, "it is time we kicked our friendship into the next orbit. send me a dirty joke tomorrow. if you are awake, tell me if hubs is asleep." she responded with an offline that i saw the next morning, "wth! r u drunk?" i promptly met her in suchat that morning after reading her note and we (we) went public with this behaviour of mind. it was funny. but then i escalated it into an ego fight and continued sending her such offliners. for example, "vut u wearing?" at my 9 pm, followed by a "gm" at my 8 am. the rest is known to you. it descended to an ego fight initiated by me (or so i imagine). while she gave some ground by adding me back as a friend, she was not comfortable losing ground she later (must have) surely felt. you can call it test of ones love for another. you can call it whatever you like snoopy. call it an intellectual distraction. but at the end of the day do remember that this happened between two adults of the same "stock" and the result, whichever way you look at it, was predetermined.

Are you being tutored by Rashmunullah in a course on "Logic?"

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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:45 am

arrey arrey my thread is being hijacked. i don't want to go to thailand. admin please ban these people.


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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:49 am

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Are you being tutored by Rashmunullah in a course on "Logic?"
no MS. these are empty rantings and not much value or substance should be attached to them. i have already mentioned and i am repeating it: i overreacted and ruined a friendship and that is all. i am like this vunly, vut to do. now i must face the consequences. period.

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Post by Guest Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:52 am

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:bw knows this for she is of the same stock as me.

Meaning?
ha ha snoopy. it means that we both shared fierce loyalty to our spouses and family. that is why we bonded. but this bittuesque thing started as a whim on a bored evening. i sent her a note at my 9 pm, "it is time we kicked our friendship into the next orbit. send me a dirty joke tomorrow. if you are awake, tell me if hubs is asleep." she responded with an offline that i saw the next morning, "wth! r u drunk?" i promptly met her in suchat that morning after reading her note and we (we) went public with this behaviour of mind. it was funny. but then i escalated it into an ego fight and continued sending her such offliners. for example, "vut u wearing?" at my 9 pm, followed by a "gm" at my 8 am. the rest is known to you. it descended to an ego fight initiated by me (or so i imagine). while she gave some ground by adding me back as a friend, she was not comfortable losing ground she later (must have) surely felt. you can call it test of ones love for another. you can call it whatever you like snoopy. call it an intellectual distraction. but at the end of the day do remember that this happened between two adults of the same "stock" and the result, whichever way you look at it, was predetermined.

Are you being tutored by Rashmunullah in a course on "Logic?"

Samiyaar good to see you using some ulat-phulat language again.

Samiyaar, tussi great ho.

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:54 am

a vast majority of human beings are hypocrites. many are unwilling hypocrites -- they don't know they are hypocrites. even after being exposed, they will not admit that they are hypocrites. this is a survivor's guide to the galaxy. this is actually normal behaviour. those who do not or cannot live by this rule, are the truly abnormal.

let this public rant serve as a reminder to all women of the world to not get too close to gutter boys like me. gutter unkils are not reliable. worse, they are sick and twisted.

let me now go and meditate on today's sermon by my spiritual guru:

http://rivr.sulekha.com/close-ur-eyes-n-imagine-u-died_7041_ask

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:57 am

Lol.

Edit: lol was @ TS's post. He's the original. No one can come close to him. Don't even try, HK.

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:30 am

lol tw. btw, who's the sweetheart in your other thread? me?

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Post by Propagandhi711 Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:37 am

Bittu wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote: I'm in the market for a short term dalliance for maybe 2-2.5 months with a slutty aunty type, preferably desi, due to personal reasons. how does one go about achieving this? any cliffs on what floats aunties' boat, how does one ensnare them, what topics are raised first etc would be much appreciated.

Easy to tell. Body language 101. If you don't know what that is, pick up a book. Also, if some desi aunty is calling YOU..off and on...she wants to get fucked. I have one calling me but I'm close with her husband so I'm just keeping her at bay.

TMA is coming back in 2 weeks. I may call this desi aunty on Monday and have her over. YOLO.

But alas no such creature exists just yet. Where are the horny lonely aunts e-hanging out these days?

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Post by Bittu Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:58 am

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But alas no such creature exists just yet. Where are the horny lonely aunts e-hanging out these days?

I got no idea. Actually I got two aunties calling me. One is a good friend's wife, the other is a neighbor. I know her husband too, nice chap.

Online, I got no fucking idea.

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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:13 am

Bittu wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:
But alas no such creature exists just yet. Where are the horny lonely aunts e-hanging out these days?

I got no idea. Actually I got two aunties calling me. One is a good friend's wife, the other is a neighbor. I know her husband too, nice chap.

Online, I got no fucking idea.
he's begging now. make something up, like you always have, and tell him.

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Post by Bittu Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:53 am

Jeremiah, behen ke lode, piece of shit, and, that, is all.

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fuckin hyphen-comma thambees hahahaha man this too funny....

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:58 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Bittu wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:
But alas no such creature exists just yet. Where are the horny lonely aunts e-hanging out these days?

I got no idea. Actually I got two aunties calling me. One is a good friend's wife, the other is a neighbor. I know her husband too, nice chap.

Online, I got no fucking idea.
he's begging now. make something up, like you always have, and tell him.

lol!

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Post by southindian Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:40 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:last time when she fought with you guys, you and kinns, i went out of my way to get you three together. this time no one is helping me repair the friendship. bastards. cruel world.

Dude, You are such an over the hill "Drama Queen".
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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:58 pm

i am finally done and finished with this incident. i will also not quit such. i love such more than anything else, he he. such is a surrogate for everything --- movies gossip, flippancy, food, psychiatric problems, he he.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:46 pm

Propagandhi711 wrote:wow...so much middleage drama but irregardless, I'm in the market for a short term dalliance for maybe 2-2.5 months with a slutty aunty type, preferably desi, due to personal reasons. how does one go about achieving this? any cliffs on what floats aunties' boat, how does one ensnare them, what topics are raised first etc would be much appreciated.

how could you ask such a question here with the "ex-Virile one" right near you.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:49 pm

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am finally done and finished with this incident. i will also not quit such. i love such more than anything else, he he. such is a surrogate for everything --- movies gossip, flippancy, food, psychiatric problems, he he.

Xanax + booze is a bad, very bad, and dangerous idea.

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Post by Kris Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:00 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am finally done and finished with this incident. i will also not quit such. i love such more than anything else, he he. such is a surrogate for everything --- movies gossip, flippancy, food, psychiatric problems, he he.

Xanax + booze is a bad, very bad, and dangerous idea.

= Diane Sawyer!

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:04 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am finally done and finished with this incident. i will also not quit such. i love such more than anything else, he he. such is a surrogate for everything --- movies gossip, flippancy, food, psychiatric problems, he he.

Xanax + booze is a bad, very bad, and dangerous idea.
oh thanks MS. i never knew that! how many $ ought i too send you for this advice? while you are at it, can you also tell me how to get the driver of my coil dividing line fixed? its broken.

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Post by Guest Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:49 pm

southindian wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:last time when she fought with you guys, you and kinns, i went out of my way to get you three together. this time no one is helping me repair the friendship. bastards. cruel world.

Dude, You are such an over the hill "Drama Queen".
what else do you expect from a gutter creature yaar? why you looking for surprises here? go stalk some other thread. try the "shammi kapoor" thread. if you have anything meaningful to say then say yaar. change your id. "southindian" is too parochial. don't be so jingoistic. this thread is about the love of a north indian for a southindian. defend her. analyze it from that perspective if you are so hellbent on being jingoistic. use idli dosas sambar rasam in your replies.

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Post by Guest Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:33 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am going to quit alcohol NOW.
parted ways with damsel booze 5 days ago. i have no bad things to say about her. respect the woman while parting. she was the fuel for many of my posts here -- be they flippancy or sheer flippancy. but we are wed for 7 lives. will reunite in a next life. for this life we are done! feels great to be clean. i am not weak, after all -- i am precious.

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Post by Jeremiah Mburuburu Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:23 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am going to quit alcohol NOW.
parted ways with damsel booze 5 days ago. i have no bad things to say about her. respect the woman while parting. she was the fuel for many of my posts here -- be they flippancy or sheer flippancy. but we are wed for 7 lives. will reunite in a next life. for this life we are done! feels great to be clean. i am not weak, after all -- i am precious.
will you now be letting out a long whine lasting a week or more as you did when dravidgurrl used you and spat you out ignominiously?

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Post by Guest Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:28 am

no.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:38 am

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i am going to quit alcohol NOW.
parted ways with damsel booze 5 days ago. i have no bad things to say about her. respect the woman while parting. she was the fuel for many of my posts here -- be they flippancy or sheer flippancy. but we are wed for 7 lives. will reunite in a next life. for this life we are done! feels great to be clean. i am not weak, after all -- i am precious.
will you now be letting out a long whine lasting a week or more as you did when dravidgurrl used you and spat you out ignominiously?

Now I understand where the equation went wrong.

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