Fuck I can't flirt

kinnera wrote:A man can charm a woman with his words and a woman can do that with her smile. Sport that bewitching smile. No words are necessary.

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:A man can charm a woman with his words and a woman can do that with her smile. Sport that bewitching smile. No words are necessary.

There are only so many LOLs I can type on ym without looking stupid. But I think I did fine.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:A man can charm a woman with his words and a woman can do that with her smile. Sport that bewitching smile. No words are necessary.

There are only so many LOLs I can type on ym without looking stupid. But I think I did fine.

LOLing is flirting?? 

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:A man can charm a woman with his words and a woman can do that with her smile. Sport that bewitching smile. No words are necessary.

There are only so many LOLs I can type on ym without looking stupid. But I think I did fine.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:flirting is a waste of time. at a certain point in life one would hope that men and women can transact love and sex without the need to put on an act. if i am ever at a point where i am in the seeking mode again, i'd hope being myself is sufficient.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:flirting is a waste of time. at a certain point in life one would hope that men and women can transact love and sex without the need to put on an act. if i am ever at a point where i am in the seeking mode again, i'd hope being myself is sufficient.

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.

*now*

smArtha wrote:Don't try too hard to impress. You can flirt if you are enjoying the situation and totally into the moment with no pressing ulterior motives playing on the mind every second of your interaction. Keep the judgement faculty of the mind in hibernation during the interaction.

kinnera wrote:I don't know what to say. To me the guy's flirting seemed so eeeewwww. That's probably a pretty standard/common form of flirting ('let me help you bathe', 'let me help you dress' etc. Used to have them in old movies of shoban babu and sridevi). And it is obvious that you were trying hard to flirt.

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

kinnera wrote:The images are gone.

Yeah, pull the plug. You deserve better.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:flirting is a waste of time. at a certain point in life one would hope that men and women can transact love and sex without the need to put on an act. if i am ever at a point where i am in the seeking mode again, i'd hope being myself is sufficient.

True. SUCH transactions should be no more complex than this:
Man: *heavy breathing*
Woman: Take me, now *sigh*
Man: Woo hoo!

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:The images are gone.

Yeah, pull the plug. You deserve better.

my original game is back on... will bore him away. All I need to do is to start yapping.

kinnera wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:The images are gone.

Yeah, pull the plug. You deserve better.

my original game is back on... will bore him away. All I need to do is to start yapping.

Lol! That always works. Doesn"t it?

Petrichor wrote:Online Flirting:

1. Demonstrate an interest early and then practice anti-flirting.
2. Leave the girl wondering if you are interested at all in flirting.
3. Keep a tight control on responding only when there is an IM...do not be verbose and practice proportionate response at all times.
4. Length of chat and progressive interest reciprocation builds confidence, trust and ability of the girl to share confidences.
5. Never lie; half-truths are acceptable.
6. Be willing to walk away at any time.
7. Find common interests...things both of you like.
8. Seek the plateau where feelings are shared without words!
9. Do not ever creep her out with overt sexual moves...like our resident casanova.
10. Raise the game to a phone conversation.
11. Generate and sustain tension over several weeks.
12. At this point, if she is not willing to reroute her ticket through your town for a f2f, taper off the contact.

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)
6. Ask him a question. (tempt him by asking a provocative question drawing attention to yourself)
7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)
8. Talk him into bed. (think of a way to heat up the convo)
9. Command him without anyone knowing. (embedded commands like asking him to take you out for coffee)
10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

Vidya Bagchi wrote:and he is a liar... i asked him to tell me what went wrong with his marriage. he says, 'she cheated'. Now I would have believed this, but i have been taken on this ride before... guys prefer saying this rather than getting into the nitty gritty. Upon research it will turn out to, 'maybe she didn't' and then, 'actually she didn't, it's me who cheated'.

game over.

kinnera wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:and he is a liar... i asked him to tell me what went wrong with his marriage. he says, 'she cheated'. Now I would have believed this, but i have been taken on this ride before... guys prefer saying this rather than getting into the nitty gritty. Upon research it will turn out to, 'maybe she didn't' and then, 'actually she didn't, it's me who cheated'.

game over.

Ummm. Maybe one day you'll feel that k is better than all these guys and what b and I wish for will come true

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:and he is a liar... i asked him to tell me what went wrong with his marriage. he says, 'she cheated'. Now I would have believed this, but i have been taken on this ride before... guys prefer saying this rather than getting into the nitty gritty. Upon research it will turn out to, 'maybe she didn't' and then, 'actually she didn't, it's me who cheated'.

game over.

Ummm. Maybe one day you'll feel that k is better than all these guys and what b and I wish for will come true

he says the other guy's wife showed him the proof of the affair. dammit i am in again. will meet atleast once to sort this mystery out.

Petrichor wrote:Online Flirting:

1. Demonstrate an interest early and then practice anti-flirting.
2. Leave the girl wondering if you are interested at all in flirting.
3. Keep a tight control on responding only when there is an IM...do not be verbose and practice proportionate response at all times.
4. Length of chat and progressive interest reciprocation builds confidence, trust and ability of the girl to share confidences.
5. Never lie; half-truths are acceptable.
6. Be willing to walk away at any time.
7. Find common interests...things both of you like.
8. Seek the plateau where feelings are shared without words!
9. Do not ever creep her out with overt sexual moves...like our resident casanova.
10. Raise the game to a phone conversation.
11. Generate and sustain tension over several weeks.
12. At this point, if she is not willing to reroute her ticket through your town for a f2f, taper off the contact.

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

kinnera wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:and he is a liar... i asked him to tell me what went wrong with his marriage. he says, 'she cheated'. Now I would have believed this, but i have been taken on this ride before... guys prefer saying this rather than getting into the nitty gritty. Upon research it will turn out to, 'maybe she didn't' and then, 'actually she didn't, it's me who cheated'.

game over.

Ummm. Maybe one day you'll feel that k is better than all these guys and what b and I wish for will come true

he says the other guy's wife showed him the proof of the affair. dammit i am in again. will meet atleast once to sort this mystery out.

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)
6. Ask him a question. (tempt him by asking a provocative question drawing attention to yourself)
7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)
8. Talk him into bed. (think of a way to heat up the convo)
9. Command him without anyone knowing. (embedded commands like asking him to take you out for coffee)
10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)
6. Ask him a question. (tempt him by asking a provocative question drawing attention to yourself)
7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)
8. Talk him into bed. (think of a way to heat up the convo)
9. Command him without anyone knowing. (embedded commands like asking him to take you out for coffee)
10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

1. This is a toughie... The last guy had a HUGE mole on his nose (not making this up). Hard not to stare.
2. I don't do accidental touches. I might even hold someone's hand w/o meaning to flirt... maybe I should stop this now.
3. I am clumsy. chances are i will stomp his foot within 30 minutes.
4. Now this is beyond my control. I am a very reactive person. So whether I smile or not comes naturally depending on how i am liking the person.
5. no light foot brush here. I have had giant men wince in pain. :(accidentally of course.
6. i once told someone i have a big belly. he used that opportunity to rub his hands over my top. Not happening again.
7. my compliments are directly propotional to how high i am.
8. eh?
9. eh?
10. beyond my control again. if i like someone, it's hard for me to "play it PC"

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)

7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)

10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)

7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)

10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

I was at an ortho office today... (yeah..age is getting to me). The surgeons PA - a P711 drooler type chick - was there to examine. I received.noticed the above list of moves.  Oh...BTW, she and I took some classes together when she was doing her undergrad. and I showed her homework from yesteryears still stored in my laptop...(She was my study partner and used my laptop a couple of times.)

So what should I do ?...

Impedimenta wrote:

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)

7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)

10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

I was at an ortho office today... (yeah..age is getting to me). The surgeons PA - a P711 drooler type chick - was there to examine. I received.noticed the above list of moves.  Oh...BTW, she and I took some classes together when she was doing her undergrad. and I showed her homework from yesteryears still stored in my laptop...(She was my study partner and used my laptop a couple of times.)

So what should I do ?...

upps, in this order

a) tell her you are from kansas, the same place dorothy is from, wizard of OZ took place there.
b) ask her to log on to this forum and point her to the handle that is M adi saamiyar
c) take a cold shower

will work like a charm for you. she will find me and thank me.

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Vidya Bagchi wrote:Need a 101 in it.
*now*

Always here to help a damsel in distress. According to Cosmopolitan, here are ten tips:
 
1. Look - but not too much. (a furtive glance with your eyes)
2. Get him wondering. (an accidental touch)
3. Test the space before you touch. (step within 18 inches of his space fleetingly)
4. Use your smile. (a subliminal sexual signal of drawing his eyes to your lips)
5. Be an accidental flirt. (like letting your foot brush his ever-so lightly)
6. Ask him a question. (tempt him by asking a provocative question drawing attention to yourself)
7. Compliment him - but do it sideways. (a coy compliment alluding to your sexual interest in him)
8. Talk him into bed. (think of a way to heat up the convo)
9. Command him without anyone knowing. (embedded commands like asking him to take you out for coffee)
10. Don't try too hard. (make him think you are fun, not needy)
 
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/tips/new-rules-of-flirting-sex-tips-cosmopolitan-relationship-advice-clone-1318862562-9#fbIndex9

1. This is a toughie... The last guy had a HUGE mole on his nose (not making this up). Hard not to stare.
2. I don't do accidental touches. I might even hold someone's hand w/o meaning to flirt... maybe I should stop this now.
3. I am clumsy. chances are i will stomp his foot within 30 minutes.
4. Now this is beyond my control. I am a very reactive person. So whether I smile or not comes naturally depending on how i am liking the person.
5. no light foot brush here. I have had giant men wince in pain. :(accidentally of course.
6. i once told someone i have a big belly. he used that opportunity to rub his hands over my top. Not happening again.
7. my compliments are directly propotional to how high i am.
8. eh?
9. eh?
10. beyond my control again. if i like someone, it's hard for me to "play it PC"

Vidya Bagchi little star
How I wonder what you are
Dating guys with moles on the nose
Crushing men's feet with your toes
Allowing dates to rub your tummy
Praising guys when feeling rummy

Vidya Bagchi little star
How I wonder what you are
Dating guys is not so easy
When you don't play it PC
Perhaps your sex life will go soaring
With your strategy of being boring

Vidya Bagchi wrote:ya, it's game over... he wants to see me TODAY. and I agreed.
oily yet frizzy hair. check.
oily face. check.
weight++. check.
wearing sleeveless. check.
not shaved under that sleeveless. check.
sleeveless covered with an unsightly shrub. check.
loose pants, not capris or skirt. check.
sandals. check.
sandals looks like sporty man sandals. check.
 

mainstreet wrote:Wow!  Petrichor is a dork.  Who builds "tension" for weeks and weeks online?  

If two people are serious about meeting and mating, they'll progress from email to phone call after one or two emails.  From phone call to meeting after one or two phone calls.  Anything more than that screams time-waster.

mainstreet wrote:If you meet and he looks like Quasimodo, you'll feel better for not dropping everything to see him and wasting time to go to his neck of the woods.  If there's some chemistry there, then flirt, seduce, flirt, seduce...